Bill Goldberg.
of raw muscle and fury,
and today, his fan gets to be ringside
for an unforgettable bout.
Hi, Guy. Rachel.
-Very nice to meet you, Rachel.
of the Goldberg Fan Club.
Yep.
-Exactly.
He thinks he's won a contest to help out his hero
on a razor-blade commercial shoot,
but, in reality,
he's only one step away from a suplex.
So, today is the second day of the comme
Well, if it's up to me,
then we'll be out of here in 30 minutes, so, yes.
So, the line is,
you're next,
but only if you use The Razor Factory."
Okay?
"When you're up for a good shave"?
"When it comes to a good shave, you're next." Right. Gotcha.
Razor Factory, take 1.
[ Clacks ]
[ Beeps ]
When it's up to a good shave, you're next.
-Cut. -Felt good.
Okay, so, the line is,
"When it comes to a good shave, you're next." Right.
Razor Factory, take 2.
[ Clacks ]
[ Beeps ]
to a good shave --
ha-ha-ha! -- you're next.
How's that, Derek?
I'm taking five.
[ Sighs ]
It was a little too menacing with the --
I'm on the road every two days, okay?
-I know, but you -- -And I agreed to come do this
as a favor for, actually, his father.
And I don't need to listen
to his condescending bull[bleep]
Yeah.
Okay, but you've been in the ring before, right?
You've dealt with people who are hard to deal with,
Mm-hmm.
That's not that much different than what we're doing today.
So, as long as you guys both walk out of here without hurting --
Try not to hurt him -- is that basically what you're getting at?
Yeah, just walk out of here without hurting each other -- exactly.
-I'll do my best. -Okay. All right.
Thank you.
Yes, of course. Let me get my slate.
That's okay.
All right, okay. What do you got there?
of a wardrobe change.
Wardrobe change?
put this on?
in the face...
-No. -...by Bill Goldberg?
No, dude, no.
Please, dear God, what now?
Okay, so, we're just gonna have a little wardrobe change.
He wants you to put this on. I have no idea what's in here.
This wasn't in my contract.
I'm Goldberg, dude. You know that, right?
-You're wearing it. -Okay, you know what?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
you're wearing it.
Guys, this is -- this is a professional --
Look, honestly -- Dude.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. -I call my agent.
Listen -- Guys! Guys!
And you pay me 10 times as much
already contracted to pay me.
Just listen. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey!
-Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. -How's that?
Guys, guys! Just chill, okay?
Nobody's gonna be hitting each other here, right?
I'm not agreeing with that, okay?
Okay, well, let's at least get the take we need
before we hit each other.
Yeah, why don't you just change positions with him?
than you are
to do your [bleep] job.
I didn't sign up for this, all right?
You wanted me to do the clapper -- that's it.
Dude, listen,
did you say wrestling was fake?
Yeah, well, you know what I mean.
Okay.
Come on, man. Whose side are you on?
All right, just wear it.
I ain't doing it for you, bro -- that's for damn sure.
I'm doing it for your dad and Guy.
Thanks.
between you, okay?
Can you just keep it out of my face, please?
Fridding, right?
You're joking, right?
[Bleep] jerk.
-Hey. -You're joking, right?!
Derek: Hey, come on.
-S-Seriously, guys. -Okay.
You're next, man!
Guys!
-Hey, hey, hey, hey! -Whoa! Whoa!
Bush-league bull[bleep]. Now you're next!
Me? What the [bleep] did I do?
You're next...
Okay.
...to be on "Chris Webber's Full Court Pranks"!
How about that?
[ Applause ]
-Okay. -Whoo!
[ Laughing ] Okay.
Gotcha.
[ Laughs ]
Great job. Great job.
Look at this. Look at this.