- You guys are gross, why would you do that?
You guys are so gross, stop.
[gentle upbeat music]
Okay, oh, all right.
It's a medium, so that's good, that is my size.
Oh, here's the hard part.
Okay, can I have a shoulder?
Thank you so much.
Great posture by the way.
Yes.
oh, this is very restricting.
Oh, my crown fell off,
Jesus Christ, I make a worst mermaid ever.
[Awkwafina clears throat]
[camera clicking]
Okay, well if I was a mermaid, to be honest,
well first of all, this would be closed, right,
'cause mermaids don't have feet.
What's that noise?
There's a bird in here?
We are under the sea, y'all.
Are you gonna snap a photo?
[camera clicking]
All right, so this is the mermaid
that's more moody and brooding.
And her relationship with a merman, a mer-man, merman,
it didn't, it didn't pan out.
And so she's brooding now under a oyster.
[camera clicking]
This is the mermaid that all her friends are like,
you cannot stand up vertically.
And she's like, oh, oh yes, I can.
[camera clicking]
She's straining, she's struggling.
This is a big role model, comedy idol of mine, Steve Urkel.
He was my favorite growing up
when he stepped into that time machine,
and he becomes Stefan
and Laura all of a sudden is into him.
But, you know, 'cause I get it.
'Cause he's very clumsy.
He was very clumsy and he would come in
and Carl would get so mad.
I love you Urkel.
I mean, how can we not?
I love when, you know, kind of heartthrobs hold animals.
I'm reminded of that David Hasselhoff shoot
with the Shar Peis.
I love you JTT, you're the best.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, these guys.
Wow wow, wow wow wow.
I was obsessed.
I remember this guy for some reason.
This one in the back, the blonde,
this blonde guy right here.
Beverly Hills 91340.
Oh, I got to throw out some Brandy, for sure.
Major fixture in all of our lives.
"The Boy is Mine" Brandy.
I loved this era of Leo,
the Romeo and Juliet era with Claire Danes.
I love this.
I love, I love you Leo.
Can I give 'em a sniff or is that not allowed?
Okay.
This one, it's like, it's like oaty, like an oatmeal,
like grandpa's oatmeal.
[buzzer sounding]
Milk chocolate.
Okay, well.
That's what that is.
This one also with a bit of oat.
Okay, I'm just gonna dab it.
I feel like this is the same flavor as the other one.
Okay, so if that one's milk chocolate,
let's call this one, Oreo.
Chocolate.
That's a Graham cracker.
That is not a Graham cracker.
That's interesting that that's how they
communicate a Graham cracker.
I mean, it's, it's like a wild world of lips.
Okay, here we go.
What?
What is this?
I'm sorry, but it smells like garlic.
Who would wanna put, who would wanna?
[fun music]
I don't, I don't,
Okay, let's say a rotisserie chicken.
[buzzer sounding]
Ew, y'all are gross, dude.
You guys are so gross, stop.
Ew, it's called Pizza Pie.
That's crazy.
You guys are crazy.
Who does that?
I'm still grossed out by that.
I actually, I can't believe just happened.
Oh God. [laughs]
Knowing that this could take a wrong turn
like at any time now.
Oh no.
Oh hell no.
No what is, I don't want to put
oh no.
What is this?
Bacon balm, ew you guys are so gross, stop.
Why would you do this?
Again.
I look at that bacon is so happy.
Are these real?
Who sells these? Spencer's?
What else did y'all have in here?
Oh, Sriracha.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, dill pickle.
Dill pickle.
Oh my God.
That's very upsetting.
I am very upset.
- [Producer] What do you see?
- Felt
And oh, I got some foundation on it.
Oh, it comes off of that, well.
First of all, a lot of weight in here.
I feel like when you do a crystal ball reading,
you, they don't actually touch it
because then they have to Fabuloso it.
So,
I feel like in my future, it's gonna be cold and dull
because that's what this feels like, that's what this.
But that also could be great because I won't be sweating.
I don't know what it's telling me, but I'll tell
I'll tell it that I hope that the future is good.
I could, yeah.
That's, yeah.
That's good.
- [Producer] 30 seconds.
- I'm started already.
Can I use my mouth?
- [Producer] Whatever you gotta do.
- I know that my mouth doesn't even work.
My mouth doesn't even.
Oh yeah.
Okay, all right, no.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
[clock ticking]
[buzzer sounding]
And that is not as cool
as tying like a cherry thing with your mouth
but not as hot I guess.
But still a skill.
All right.
And then I just go around it.
Okay, this is weird.
Okay, this is a weird thing.
Three times?
Is this three yet?
[fun music]
What? Faster?
I thought it was three times.
I went around like six, I'm dizzy now.
Hit the ball.
[Awkwafina laughs]
[gentle music]
I did it.
- [Producer] You dizzy?
- Yeah. Yeah.
It worked out.
Because of the color
and also because of, I think the confidence
and the kind of like yes, queen-ness of it,
I would call it Pepto [beep]mol.
Okay.
Right here, this is probably,
this is one of your deeper reds.
I would call this Blood.
That's a bad lipstick name.
That's a really bad lipstick name.
But we could spell it fun like B-L-U-D.
This one is kinda reminds me of that, of that palette.
Like the, the one, the palette that everyone likes
the Naked palette where everything's kind of
you know, like, like earthy, maybe like a little nudie.
So I'm going to call this Nudie.
See, this is one of those lipsticks that's like
it incorporates kind of an orange into it.
Well actually, no, this one's more.
This one actually isn't
I'm gonna name, I'm gonna name this Delilah.
I'm sorry, not, Michael.
This one will be named Michael.
And I'll tell you why.
Because it's Michael is a ubiquitous name.
There's a lot of people named Michael.
However, you can, there's every all that's okay, Michael.
Oh, this is so pretty.
[Awkwafina laughs]
I'm sorry.
I don't want to offend her
but her natural born cowlicks are not very,
they don't really lend itself
to the kind of bangs that I want to do.
Okay, here we go.
How was your day today?
Yeah, last night I fell down all of the stairs and,
and that's cute.
How, how was Tampa? [laughs]
Oh my God, I missed one, sorry.
Great.
I'm sorry. [laughs]
Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
There we go.
Do you fly out of LaGuardia or JFK?
I actually don't mind Newark.
You know, it's like the drive.
I listen to my podcasts.
I do my thing.
[Awkwafina laughs]
Here, let me just take some weight out of the back.
Sorry, you have a lot of hair, I'll tell you that.
All right, I gave you some layers in the back
so that when it grows back, it'll grow back real natural.
[fun music]
I would say definitely use that Head and Shoulders
and you should be good.
Do you like product?
Do you mind product?
Which product do you like hate?
'Cause I have those only.
Okay. If you can Venmo me, that would be sick
because I actually, we, our credit card machine's broken.
You like it?
I love it.
It's super cute.
Oh, I love this.
I used to watch this commercial.
That's my arches.
They always teach you in school
to make the eyes kind of like a mouth.
I didn't, I didn't actually listen to that.
I don't know my nose.
My mouth is bigger than that.
These are teeth.
That's Invisalign.
And then, I have a little blush, natural blush.
And
I do have a side part, so.
And sometimes my hair is around there.
[pen scratching]
[Awkwafina laughs]
I have these available in print on Etsy.
So far, no one's bought one.
And there was an Amazon comment that said
that those shoes looked like a loaf of bread.
I resent that.
It's not, absolutely not a loaf of bread.
That is a shoe.
[upbeat music]