>> Greg: WILL THE POX GET
RENAMED SO MONKEYS WON’T FEEL
ASHAMED?
THE WHO GETS BITTER ABOUT
DISEASES NAMED AFTER A CRITTER.
THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION IS
CHANGING THE NAME OF MONKEY POX
BECAUSE THE NAME SHOULDN’T
REFERENCE PLACES OR ANIMALS AND
IT COULD BE STIGMATIZING.
TRUE.
WHAT IS STIGMATIZING?
THE MONKEY PART OR THE POX PART?
IT’S WHY I STOPPED EATING
BANANAS AT LOLLAPALOOZA.
BUT IT’S THE NAME THEY’VE GOT A
PROBLEM WITH.
VIROLOGISTS SAY IN THE CONTEXT
OF THE CURRENTS GLOBAL OUTBREAK,
CONTINUED REFERENCE TO A
NOMENCLATURE OF THIS VIRUS BEING
AFRICAN IS NOT ONLY INACCURATE
BUT IS ALSO DISCRIMINATORY AND
STIGMATIZING.
HOW CAN IT BE DISCRIMINATORY?
WHAT ABOUT THESE GUYS?
YEAH.
KAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT WE’RE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> THE MILLENIALS ARE REALLY
STRUGGLING.
>> YEAH.
LOOK AT KAT.
>> Greg: THE ORGANIZATION’S
DIRECTOR, GENERAL PEDRO.
[STRUGGLING TO SAY THE LAST
NAME]
WE’LL CALL HIM "TED" SAYING THAT
THEY’LL MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT
ASAP.
THATSTANDS FOR AS SOON AS POSSIB
KAT.
THIS IS THE SAME WOKE
ORGANIZATION THAT HAD A PROBLEM
WITH WUHAN VIRUS.
WE SAW HOW THAT TURNED OUT AT
THE BAT FILLET STAND AT THE WET
MARKET AND NEVER RECOVERED.
IT’S TRUE.
SOUNDS DELICIOUS.
REALLY, IF THEY’RE WORRIED ABOUT
ANIMAL NAMES, WHAT ABOUT THEIR
HIPPO CRATIC OATH?
I KNOW THAT’S DISGUSTING. WE GO NOW TO THE DOCTOR IN
WE GO NOW TO THE DOCTOR IN
CHARGE OF CHANGING THE NAME.
[MONKEY NOISES]
>> DOCTOR, CAN WE CALL IT THE
CHIMP POX? [MONKEY NOISES]
[MONKEY NOISES]
>> DOCTOR, CAN WE CALL IT
GORILLAFLUENZA?
[MONKEY NOISES]
[CHICKEN NOISES]
[MONKEY NOISES]
>> YES, DOCTOR, EVERYONE IS
WONDERING, WHEN CAN WE GO BACK TO HAVING SEX WITH MONKEYS?
TO HAVING SEX WITH MONKEYS?
[MONKEY NOISES]
>> Greg: TYRUS, I’VE BEEN
TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES.
DO YOU HAVE ANY?
ANY NEW NAMES?
>> NO, BUT I’VE GOT A SLIGHT
OBSERVATION.
THE BIG THING IS STIGMATISM,
THINK OF IT AS RACIST BUT THEY
MADE A RACIST OR A HORRIBLE
STEREOTYPE IN THEIR THING SAYING
THAT ONLY MONKEYS COME FROM
AFRICA.
EVER BEEN TO SOUTH AMERICA?
EVER BEEN DOWN THERE?
THEY HAVE A [BLEEP] TON OF
MONKEYS DOWN THERE.
SO YOU’RE GONNA GET RID OF THE
NAME SO YOU’RE GOING TO GET RID
OF SMALL POX?
OF COURSE.
THAT’S VERY EFFECTIVE.
>> OH NO.
THAT’S TRUE.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: THERE IS NO LARGE
POX, IS THERE?
>> NO, WE’RE HEALTHY.
TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
IF WE WERE PUPPIES, WE WOULD
EAT.
YOU WOULD JUST PEE ON YOURSELF
OVER THERE AND JUDGE JEANINE
PIRRO ADOPTS YOU AND THEN NURSES
YOU BACK TO HEALTH.
YOU’RE THE ONE SHE’S GOING TO
HOLD AND PUT IN THE PURSE.
>> Greg: CREATING A WHOLE
NARRATIVE ABOUT MY LIFE.
>> CHANGE THAT SMALL POX.
>> I WOULD HATE FOR SOMEONE TO
DO THAT TO ME.
>> SPEAKING OF CHICKEN POX --
WELL, THE THING ABOUT -- LOOK,
NO ONE IS ASKING THEM TO CHANGE
THE NAME OF CHICKEN POX BECAUSE.
[INDISCERNIBLE]
GOT OFFENDED BECAUSE IT WAS
BOISE-LIKE.
NO ONE ASKED THAT.
EXACTLY.
I’M VERY INTERESTED AS TO --
THERE’S SOME SORT OF LIKE MONKEY
RIGHTS ORGANIZATION THAT, YOU
KNOW, MADE THIS SORT OF PUSH FOR
THIS?
>> EXACTLY.
>> THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE
THAT KIND OF -- THE WORLD HEALTH
ORGANIZATIONS AND THE LEFT WING
PEOPLE ARE THE ONES THAT WILL
GIVE YOU TAMPONS IN MEN’S
BATHROOMS.
WE NEED TO STOP LISTENING TO ALL
OF THEM.
>> Greg: THIS MONKEY POX IS
SPREAD BY ANAL SEX AT RAVES.
CARE TO COMMENT?
>> NO!
NO!
IT’S CAUSED BY HUMANS HAVING SEX
WITH MONKEYS.
>> Greg: NO.
WELL NO.
>> I JUST READ IT.
>> Greg: IT’S SPREAD BY
ANONYMOUS ANAL SEX.
>> NO!
NO!
NO.
>> NO ONE INTRODUCES THEM TO THE
MONKEY.
>> GOOD EVENING, I’M TYRUS.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
>> YOU’RE MY KIND OF GUY.
LISTEN, HERE IS THE THING, THE
MONKEYS ARE NOT SUING.
WHO CARES?
>> Greg: I KNOW!
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I BELIEVE --
[APPLAUSE]
--
>> ONE LAST THING, THAT MONKEY
IS FROM ASIA.
>> YEAH, INDIA!
THAT’S FROM INDIA.
>> TYRUS SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
MONKEYS HAVING SEX AGAINST THEIR
WILL.
ARE WE BACK TO THE HUNTER BIDEN
LAPTOP AGAIN?
>> YOU DID IT!
YOU DID IT.
>> Greg: ALL RIGHT, KAT, LET’S
GET MATURE ANALYSIS GOING.
>> KATHERINE SEATON?
>>
>> Greg: CAN YOU TIE THIS TO
THE MONETARY FUND?
>> SOMETIMES I HAVE TROUBLE
BECAUSE I’M UP ALL NIGHT READING
ABOUT THE MONETARY FUND, AND I
DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP.
NO, I COULD BE A SCIENTIST I
REALIZE.
>> Greg: WHY?
>> BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO BE,
BECAUSE I DIDN’T REALLY LIKE TO
DO SCIENCE.
>> Greg: RIGHT.
>> THEY DON’T DO SCIENCE.
THEY JUST SAY STUFF.
I GOT A LOT OF EXPERIENCE DOING
THAT.
>> Greg: YOU DO.
YOU DO.
THE PRIORITIES, THE PRIORITIES
NOW ARE WORDS OVER TREATMENT.
>> I COULD GO IN THERE AND HELP
THEM NAME THE POX.
I CAN GO UP THERE AND JUST SAY
STUFF ABOUT STUFF.
I ALREADY HAVE BEEN DOING THAT
FOR YEARS.
>> Greg: UH-HUH.
>> HOW CAN I NOT BE THE NEXT
FAUCI?
>> Greg: I DON’T KNOW, HAVE
YOU COME UP WITH ANY -- LIKE --
SO IT’S -- SEX YOU GET IN
OUTDOOR FESTIVALS.
>> BUMMER POX BECAUSE IT’S A
BUMMER AND BUTT.
GOT IT?
>> Greg: I WAS GOING TO GO
WITH FESTIVE ULCERS.
NO?
>> THAT COULD BE MANY THINGS.