Oh what was me the life of a truck driver so damn lonely if there was just
a lot looser to be had he would make everything all better oh my god guys
lookee there it's a bona fide lot lizard I'm gonna have to call the crew and get
them over here they're gonna want to fish for this
cypresses of what can girl
oh hell no but I'll tell you what here's a cigarette have a great day oh hey
Anthony I just seen a lot lizard would you be interested in going a lot lizard
fishing with me I think it'd be a lot of fun well hell yeah I got Facebook over
right here all right that's great I'll meet you at the truck stop she's
prancing around I'll be there in five ten-four
can you believe that and you believe that guys she thought that she was going
to get somewhere with me that damn lot lizard I called Anthony say sir
maybe he's in the market we see when he gets here I just had a
bright idea I'm gonna call the Asian my show - he loves to fish what's going on
everybody today we're looking for long lizards
all right I'm out here in Texas poor guy sure as hell finest law
excuse me sir where the hell can I find a lot lizard I've been looking
everywhere and bushes and garbage cans I can't find one hey you gotta go fishing
I don't know where she went I gotta find a driver I'm sure one of
these drivers around here has has seen that lot lizard hey there's a guy let's
go ask him
sir-sir man have you seen any lot lizards around here I've been looking
everywhere there was one and she disappeared all right I'm gonna go catch
her thank you so much for the help
all right now people the best way to catch a lot lizard is by having the
right bait if you have too much bait you're not gonna catch me if you have
too little bait you're not gonna catch one you just need the right amount of
bait all right now I don't know where the best place to find a lot lizard is
around here I'm gonna have to ask the Asian - he's got more experience in this
fishing game than I do so he knows better let's go ask him now
the best place to find a lot lizard he's actually right by your truck so I'm
gonna be in my truck and I'm gonna throw out the line and hopefully we catch
something the Asian my show is posted over on that side of the parking lot
he's angling for what lot lizards also but I'm not sure if he has the exact
bait that he needs there the lot lizard is there she is
there's your man I don't know if the Asian my show can get over there
they're running hot over here the all the lot lizards are on this side of the
lot not on the other side it's a sighting
I'm gonna call the Asian my show get him over here - oh Anthony that's the
perfect bait oh look it's already attracting one it's a lizard play it
slow you know she got it all the lizard fighting it they find it it's a big one
oh you're you're reeling her in Oh get that lot lizard oh it's a keeper Anthony
don't break the line oh here lizard lizard lizard oh I think you got her
I'll get the net I'll get the net God darn it
nothing nothing's fine I better change my location
well we had a very successful fishing trip I wonder how the Asian my show is
doing on the other side of the lot I hope he caught something oh man
Andy that was a hell of a khaki for you Carter you going to mount that puppy on
the wall oh it was going right on the wall
congratulations yeah oh here's a lot of hard work I wonder how the Asian mafia
down the road how hard people I try to catch me a lot lizard I got a couple
fights but nothing I guess until next time bye there I don't know if he had
the right bait I swear I think he had dollar deals what's it gonna be knows
what we don't know I had a nice little knife in a $20 bill it's real riding
that's all it takes that's all - all right everybody that's now you know what
you need to catch the keepers right deep $20 bills I'm wore out now see one more
oh no lot lizards were harmed in the production of this video we practice a
strict catch and release program here I like big slut then I cannot lie you
other bubble can't be not there