WELCOME BACK.
YOU KNOW MY GUEST TONIGHT FROM "FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL,"
"BLACK SWAN," AND "BAD MOMS."
SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "FOUR GOOD DAYS."
>> I'M DONEK I WANT TO COME HOME.
>> I ADMIT ERRORS, I'VE BEEN LIVING FOR MY OWN ON THE STREET
FOR MAYBE A WEEK, MAYBE EVEN MORE.
I, I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT ALL THE-- AND THESE BILL
REALIZATION THAT I WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND I WANT TO GET
A JOB AND I JUST WANT TO GET MEI KIDS BACK.
>> MOM, STOP, I HAVE HEARD THIS SPEECH FOR TEN YEARS.
>> I WANT TO-- I WANT-- PLEASE WELCOME TO 'A' LATE SHOW MILA
KUNIS, HEY MILA, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
>> I'M SO EXCITED TO DO THIS SHOW.
>> Stephen: I AM TOO.
>> I AM A GENUINE FAN AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN NERVOUS ABOUT DOING
YOUR SHOW.
>> Stephen: WHY, I AM A PUSSY CAT, WHY WOULD YOU BE NERVOUS.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: ENTIRELY MY FAULT IF YOU WERE NERVOUS.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY TIME TONIGHT.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO TALK TO YOU TOO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE
FIRST TIME THAT WE ARE TALKING.
I SPHOWND OUT SOME INTERESTING THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
RESEARCH ON YOU.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE ON BAY WATCH.
WHEN I WAS FIRST TOLD, I WAS LIKE I DON'T REMEMBER HER
RUNNING DOWN THE BEACH SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES IN A SEDUCTIVE
WAY.
THEY SAID NO, NO, NO, MUCH YOUNGER THAN THAT, WERE YOU ON
TWICE, HERE WE GO.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THERE ST. >> OH YES.
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
>> BUT ALSO YOU GOT TO SPECIFY THAT I WAS ON TWICE PLAYING TWO
DIFFERENT CHARACTERS.
>> Stephen: THIS IS WHY IT IS GOOD TO HAVE YOU AS A GUEST,
THERE YOU ARE AGAIN.
SO WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT WERE THESE TWO CHARACTERS YOU WERE PLAYING?
>> WELL, IN ONE OF THE EPISODES I WAS BLIND.
AND I GOT LOST IN THE FOREST.
AND THE OTHER-- .
>> Stephen: IN THE BEACH FOREST?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THE FOREST BY THE BAY.
AND SO LIFEGUARDS HAD TO RESCUE YOU FROM A FOREST?
>> YES, YES, STEPHEN.
THIS WAS LIKE DURING THE PAMELA ANDERSON DAYS.
BECAUSE PIE DAD INSISTED ON TAKING ME TO SET AND SO DID MY
GRANDFATHER AND SO DID EVERY MAN IN MY FAMILY.
WE WILL TAKE HER TO SET.
WE GOT THIS ONE.
BUT YES, I WAS BLIND.
AND THEN THE OTHER ONE I WAS LIKE A LITTLE, LIKE A KID THAT
WAS LIKE OH, HELP, HELP, SOMEONE IS DROWNING.
I THINK.
>> Stephen: BUT YOU WEREN'T DOWNING, SOMEONE ELSE WAS
DROWNING AM YOU WERE THE.
>> YES, BUT HERE IS THE KICKER.
IN THE EPISODE WHY WHERE I WAS THE BLIND KID, IT ENDED THE
EPISODE ON ME BOOGIE BOARDING.
AND I AT THE AGE OF NINE-- .
>> Stephen: SO IN, THIS IS YOU.
>> THAT IS ME BOOGIE BOARDING BUT I'M BLIND.
AND SO HOWEVER OLD I WAS WHEN I DID THIS, I WAS LIKE HOW, HOW AM
I BOOGIE BOARDING, I'M BLIND.
LIKE I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW, DID I HAVE ADULT SUPERVISION
SOMEWHERE AROUND ME.
>> Stephen: WE RESCUED THE POOR BLIND GIRL FROM THE FOREST.
PUT HER ON A RAFT AND PUSH HER TO SEA.
>> BAY WATCH, QUALITY TELEVISION BACK IN THE DAY.
>> Stephen: DID YOU GET TO HASSLE THE HALF, DID YOU GET TO
SPEND SOME TIME WITH HASSELHOFF IN THIS.
>> I DID, YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAVE REALLY GREAT MEMORIES FROM BAY
WATCH BECAUSE THEY WERE LOVELY TO ME, I HAVE PHOTOS OF DAVID
HASSELHOFF, PHOTOS WITH PAMELA ANDERSON.
AND I GOT TO KEEP THAT BATHING SUIT WHICH TO ME AT THAT
TIME-- .
>> Stephen: THIS, RIGHT HERE.
>> YES, AND I WAS, IN REAL LIFE WE WERE REALLY POOR, AND SO
BATHING SUITS WERE LIKE, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
AND SO I WAS LIKE WHO WHO CARES THAT I AM ON BAY WATCH, I GOT TO
KEEP A BATHING SUIT.
AND I FELT LIKE THE COOLEST KID THAT SUMMER.
>> Stephen: YOUR HUSKER THE LOVELY AND TALENTED ASHTON
KUTCHER, HOLY-- HOLLYWOOD HUNK.
>> HE'S HOT.
>> Stephen: PRETTY HOT.
ALSO THIS IS MUCH RARER.
HE IS A VENTURE CAPITAL HUNK.
HE HAS INVESTED, ON THE GROUND FLOOR, I REMEMBER WE HAD HIM ON
THE OLD COMEDY CENTRAL GIG, A MILLION YEARS AGO AND TALKING
ABOUT THIS THING, THIS AIRBNB THING.
I SAID THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA.
BUT IS HE ON THE GROUND FLOOR LIKE THAT, HE IS THE GROUND
FLOOR OF WHAT, ACORN, LIKE THAT.
DO YOU VET ANY OF THIS STUFF?
DOES HE COME TO YOU AND SAY HONEY, WE'RE GOING TO PUT OUR
MUB IN THIS.
AND YOU GO STOP, NO, NO ONE WANTS A SERVICE THAT DELIVERS
FIBER OPTIC CABLE AND CHOCOLATE CAKE.
>> YES, THIS HAPPENS NIGHTLY.
THE SAD PART IS IT HAPPENS PROBABLY TOO OFTEN.
AND THE BEST PART ABOUT HIM IS H IS REALLY SMART ABOUT
INCLUDING ME IN EVERYTHING AND MAKING SURE THAT I AM AWARE OF
EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING.
HE IS ALSO REALLY SMART AT KNOWING THAT SOMETIMES YOU
SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE.
SO THERE HAVE BEEN MULTIPLE, LIKE I AM A BIG CONSUMER.
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE REALLY GOOD INSTINCTS ON CONSUMER GOODS, SO
COMING OUT OF OUR PERSONAL ACCOUNT, I WILL DO THAT.
>> Stephen: SO IF YOU WOULD BUY THAT PRODUCT, YOU FIGURE
EVERYBODY WOULD BUY THAT PRODUCT?
>> YOU KNOW, I AM-- YES AND NO.
I DO DO MY OWN GROCERIES, I DO SEE WHAT IS ON THE MIDDLE SHELF.
I DO ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT IS ON THE TOP SHELF.
I AM ON A BUNCH OF MOMMY BLOGS.
SO THERE IS AN ESSENCE OF I AM AWARE OF CONSUMER GOODS IN A
CERTAIN DEMOGRAPHIC.
BUT HE DOES FULLY TRUST ME, BUT THAT IS FOR OUR PERSONAL
INVESTING AND FOR THE VC STUFF, I AM NOT THE RIGHT PERSON TO
ASK.
BUT WILL BRING ME COMPANIES AND SAY HERE IS A COMPANY WE'RE
THINKING OF INVESTING IN.
AND EARLY IN OUR DATING, TWO THINGS CAME UP.
HE WAS LIKE HEY, THERE IS THIS COMANY, IT IS KIND OF LIKE A
RIDE SLAIR, SO MY DAD WAS A CAB DRIERVETION HE IS RETIRED NOW,
SO I GREW UP ON FROM A CAB DRIVER.
HE IS LIKE THIS COMPANY, KIND OF LIKE A CAB COMPANY BUT ANYBODY
CAN DRIVE THE CAB.
I WAS LAKE THAT'S THE WORST IDEA EVER.
WHY WOULD THIS SHALL-- HE IS LIKE LET ME GET YOU THIS THING,
CALLED UNIER-- UBER, LET ME ORDER IT, YOU CAN TEST IT OUT.
AND I WAS LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO PUT ME IN A CAR WITH A STRANGER.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
LIKE I WAS FURIOUS AT HIM.
THAT BAS FIRST.
SECOND TIME, IT WAS HE SAT ME DOWN AND SAID HEY, I GOT TO
EXPLAIN THIS, TELL ME IF I'M CRAZY.
I WAS LIKE COOL, WHAT IS IT, BABE.
HE IS LIKE THERE IS THIS SITE, MINING FOR MONEY T IS CALLED
LIKE CRYPTOCURRENCY AND SOMEBODY, THIS IS EIGHT YEARS
AGO, EIGHT PLUS YEARS AGO.
BIT COYNE, HE EXPLAIN THIS AND I SAID IS IT FTD-- F.D.I.C.
INSURED.
>> AND HE IS LIKE NO, THAT IS THE POINT STRKS NOT AND I WAS
LIKE WHO IS GOING TO MAKE SURE IT IS SAFE.
>> THAT IS THE POINTS.
>> AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA.
AND HE WENT COOL, WE ARE INVESTING IN IT.
SO HE DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.
>> Stephen: SO YOU GUYS WENT IN TO BIT COYNE EIGHT YEARS AGO.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: DAMN GIRL.
I CAN DO MATH.
>> YEAH.
MY HUSBAND IS REALLY SMART.
I MEAN IS HE JUST-- .
>> Stephen: I WILL TELL YOU A QUICK STORY, I KNOW THIS IS YOUR
INTERVIEW.
>> TELL ME, TELL ME.
>> Stephen: ONE OF MY WRITERS ON THE SHOW, ROB, HI ROB, HE WAS
ALWAYS BRNGING ME-- HE WAS THE FIRS GUY WHO SAID YOU HAVE TO BE
ON TWITTER, TEN YEARS AGO. AND HE SAID TO ME HEY THERE IS THIS
THING CALLED BITCOIN.
AND IT IS GOING TO BE A THING AND PEOPLE ARE RIGHT NOW USING
IT FOR DRUG DEALS AND HIRING ASSASSINS BUT IT IS GOING TO BE
A THING.
AND I SAID OKAY, WE LIKE TO EXPLAIN STUFF TO THE AUDIENCE
ABOUT JOKE, I SAID WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO HE SAID WE NEED
COMPUTERS AND START MINING IT AND HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN BLOCK
CHAIN, MY EYES WOULD ROLL BACK AND I SAID FORGET TRK WE ARE NOT
DOING.
THIS HE REMINDED ME ON A WEEKLY BASIS THAT IF WE HAD STARTED
MINING BITCOIN TEN YEARS AGO, I COULD STOP THIS NONSENSE COMEDY
CAREER AT THIS POINT.
I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.
>> BUT THIS HAPPENS ALL, THERE ARE COMPANIES ALL THE TIME THAT
HE WILL TALK ABOUT, THAT TO ME SEEM SO LUDICRIS.
WHY WOULD I WANT TO SLEEP ON SOMEONE'S COUCH AND PAY FOR IT
LIKE IF IS LUDICRIS AND YET HERE WE ARE.
AND I AIRBNB EVERYTHING AND UBER EVERYWHERE AND I USE CRYPTO
CURRENCY SO I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO BE WRONG.
>> Stephen: WE ARE ALL WORKING FOR ASHTON KUTCHER EVENTUALLY.
WE ARE IS TO TAKE A BREAK BUT WHEN WE COME BACK MILA AND I ARE
GOING TO TALK ABOUT GLENN