So, are you ready?
Okay!
*Wario laughing* Oh yeah!
*Wario laughing*
*Ding sound effect*
Okay.
*Buzzer sound effect*
Nooooo!!!!!
Oh no! Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
*DK screams*
Wah! *Pipe sound effect*
*DK gets triggered*
Nooo!!!
Good luck!
Oh!
Ah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah... *Barrel jump sound effect*
GET OVER HERE!!!
Oh yeah!
Ow! *Thud*
Hello sir, can I take your order?
-Wah. -Wah.
*Confirmation Wahs*
Oh come on...
WAAAAAA
I'm-a bet you can't do this!
FOOORE!
Luigi: My nose...
Mario: Sorry, Bro...
JUST KIDDING, BITCH!
Wario: Hurry up, will ya!
Waluigi: This looks too easy...
I CAN'T LOSE!
Haha! Waluigi's #1!
Haha! Don't expect mouth-to-mouth!
Wario: Good luck...to ME! Ehehehe!
Hahaha! Put that in the record books!
Luigi: Okie dokie, look out!
FORE!
Pidgeotto: Bwack! Luigi's a bitch!
Pidgeotto: Bwack! I took $100 from Luigi's wallet!
Mario: Hmmm...
FORE!
Waluigi-
HORI SHIETU!!!
*Boom*
Wow! LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER!
Daisy: This shot's so easy!
Oh yeah! I Won!
You know I'll win!
Wario: Hello. It's-a me. It's-a goody-two-shoes Daisy.
Wario: Ahahah! I'm-a so funny, I make myself laugh!
Who has time for winning these days?
Aw fuck!
Waluigi: *Confused Waa*
Noooo!
Wario & Waluigi: Arrgh! We Lost!
Waluigi: Wahahahaha!
Wario: Oh yeah!
Toad: Hey, whatta ya doing?
Wario & Waluigi: Oh no!
Mario: Hey! Are you ready to Mario-cise?
Waluigi: You're cheating!
Toad: Hello!
Mario: HE FUCKING CHEATED!
Waluigi: Everybody cheating but me!
Wario: Who do you think you are, buster?
Waluigi: NOOOO!
Waluigi: Are you sweating?
Wario: *going crazy*
Waluigi: PEEPEE!
Wario: *going crazy*
Waluigi: I JUST SH*T MY PANTS!
Wario: I love boobies!
Wario & Waluigi: *laughing*
Wario & Waluigi: *laughing harder*
Wow! Hole-in-one!
Wario: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Wario: GET OUTTA HERE!
Hey! What time is it?
Waluigi Time!
♪They call me Waluigi♪
♪I'm stuntin' in the Dubillac♪
♪And when them bitches see me♪
♪Them bitches don't know how to act♪
♪They call me Waluigi♪
♪I'm stuntin' in the Dubillac♪
♪And when them bitches see me♪
♪Them bitches don't know how to act♪
*Triumphant Waa*
Old man: Nice job, dick-face!
*Confused Waa*
Wario: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
Oh-ah!
YOU SON OF A BIT-
Ooh, triple bogey. :(
Wario: FUCK THIS SHIIIII-
*Boom*
*glass breaks*
*PEW*
Old Man: You darn kids get off my property!
Wario: Oh, mama! I hate losing!
Waluigi no win this time...
Wario: If I can't be the best,
I SURE AS HELL CAN BE THE WORST!
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
DEFEATED NOW, BIATCH?
Waluigi!
Come on! Let's-a go!
Dr. Pootis: You. Yes, YOU!
Fight like big man!
DK: Surprise Mothafucka!
Wario: Hurry up, will ya!
Wario: Oh yeah! Wario wins!
Ahahaha! YAHOO!
Mario Head: Oh look!
Wario: I'll get you next time!
Wario: I won! I won! Waluigi: Wehe-he-he-heh!