My name is Towelie
You wanna get high?
We gonna get high?
You wanna get high?
No, we don't want to get high.
Okay.
You sure?
Yes, go away You stupid towel!
I'm addicted to Marijuana.
It's like I'm walking on sunshine.
Towelie! Open the door.
Go away I'm walking on sunshine!
Towelie, I gotta take you somewhere
Really important.
Just let me walk on the sunshine a little more.
How spicy would you like your chang sauce?
Can you just place our order, please?
Oh man, I have no idea what's going on.
Everything okay here?
Fine, except this towel
has been mixing chang sauce
For fifteen minutes.
He's clueless!
Don't call me shoeless
You're shoeless!
Yeah, well you're a towel.
You're a towel!
Alright, that's it.
Get out of here You're fired.
Yeah!
Not him, you!
Awww
You have to think of something fast
and getting high makes you smart.
Alright. I'll just use my special
getting high powers one more time
Hold on let me get high.
Then I'll remember where it is.
Alright, so where is it?
Where's what?
Just let me get high.
I know I could remember if I get high
Oh god dammit alright fine
Here's your stupid lighter.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
That's it!
That's it?
Yeah! That's the melody to funkytown!
♪Won't you take me down to funkytown♪
I know your weakness.
Here, you can reach it.
C'mon Towelie
How long has it been since you've had a nice burn, huh?
Twenty, thirty seconds?
Oh crap!
You're going to have to choose between their lives
and getting high.
You asshole.
Towelie don't let go of us you god damn towel
Kyle's almost there!
Come, Towelie. Make your decision.
I choose... I choose...
Both!
Oh man, I have no idea what's going on.
Don't forget to bring a towel.
(laughs)
You're the worst character ever, Towelie.
I know.
No! No I'm not gonna get high!
Everytime I get high I come up with ideas that get me
in more trouble.
I'm not getting high this time!
Hi, Towelie?
Yeah, hi.
Towelie is definitely one of the most
addicted towels we've ever seen here.
He's probably the second most psychologically damaged towel
I've come across since treating Kirstie Alley's towel
Which had seen some.. some nasty stuff.
I don't know what tomorrow's gonna bring.
But I'm learning to love what I am.
I'm a towel.