Hey, how's it going?
Welcome back to another episode of TwoSet Violin.
- Mm-hmm. - Joined by this little fella here.
Brett: Ling Ling's messenger for Christmas.
Today's video is...
Ha ha ha!
Jingle jingle! By the way...
New TwoSet Apparel just dropped.
I love this vest, by the way.
It feels really smooth and comfortable.
And we got a little beige thing.
We feel like beige is such a nice warm colour to fit with Christmas.
You know I always wanted a vest ever since
we saw Jason wear it in the Among Us video.
As we're launching this,
everyone here in Taiwan is wearing a beige vest.
Predicting the fashion trend-
No, just kidding.
Anyway...
So we've got a bunch of clips.
If you laugh, you lose.
In today's context, if you jingle, you lose.
I jingled.
- Dude, that's pretty funny. - I had to. Yeah.
That would totally be me if I was in that choir.
I don't know what she's thinking,
but I'm picturing she's just like...
"What am I doing with my life?"
"Might as well make the most out of it and live it up!"
♪ Jingle, jingle ♪
I think she made the show.
Yeah, dude.
I'd totally love it if I was in the audience.
All right, next clip.
Oh, I think I know what's gonna happen.
You can see they've done multiple takes before this.
'Cause in the beginning his stomach was already red.
- And he's just smiling. - Poor dude.
He's just smiling the whole time.
Smile through the pain.
- I wanted to jingle, but I didn't jingle. - Yeah, that's pretty funny.
♪ Try ♪
♪ not to be a c*** – it’s Christmas ♪
♪ Take a tip from Santa’s elf ♪
♪ The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly ♪
♪ So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly ♪
♪ Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop ♪
♪ Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop ♪
♪ For f***’s sake be merry, have another sherry ♪
♪ And try not to be a c*** ♪
♪ ’Cause Santa’s coming ♪
♪ Try not to be a c*** ♪
♪ Look, there’s the reindeer ♪
♪ I'm sleighing up to Lapland ♪
♪ Try not to be a c*** ♪
♪ C-＊-N-T, c**tidy c**tidy c*** ♪
- Dude, that was awesome. That deserves our jingles. - Yeah, it's pretty funny, yeah.
- That was some badass singing, too. - Yeah.
Nice!
They're so professional about it.
Like, each "mehh" is so like-
- Straight face? - Yeah.
As if they're like just doing a concert like...
"EhH."
Like a professional goat sound.
I jingled. That was pretty funny.
"Daddy?"
Dude, this is like the...
- YouTube, when the CC is auto-generated. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
♪ Orai... ♪
- Jingle, jingle. - Jingle, jingle!
Jingle, jingle!
Oh, I've seen this.
- Yeah... - Can I just say like...
For an orchestra to follow that well...
That's like, respect to the musicians.
Like, can you imagine the conductor actually was just being like...
"Bam!" And it's like "Wham!"
Yeah, you can't. Impossible.
It's like the...
♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun! ♪
- Like, conductor... - Yeah.
- I love this clip. It's pretty funny. - Yeah, Mr. Bean is great.
Oh yeah, I laughed.
Jingle.
*Applause*
Uh-oh.
I don't like this. I have a bad feeling.
I have a bad feeling.
I knew it.
Why?
Okay, so this guy, both direction is a B, the gold boxers.
This guy is both C's.
The red is meant to be a D, right?
♪ C, C, C... D ♪
There is no...
Ahhhh!! Busted!
- Yeah, it just went down an octave. Nah, nah, nah. - "Dun..." Nah... You can't just...
You don't change your octaves just by that... nah.
- It's like they dropped down and they hit puberty. - It's like they pooped a bit,
and like, changed the density of the bell.
And that changed the pitch.
Oh, do we look good if we do this?
Yep. All right, the rest of the video's like this now.
- So itchy. - It's pretty ticklish.
- AHHH...!! - Ah ha ha ha...!
Oh, that's actually funny!
Dude, I would be dying inside if I was that person.
It wasn't even a good "ha-"
It was like...
"AhHhH!"
It sounds like something I would do.
Oh, gotta count.
- Ooh. - Oh.
It's funny 'cause like...
Playing in orchestra, I can relate to all the other kids just like...
"Is this person for real?"
- Yeah! Yeah. - You know what I mean?
There's always like one dude that's just like...
Yeah, if there's ever someone that's just playing really obnoxiously,
or let's say... the soloist came in,
and the soloist really sucks,
we all kinda just do like a...
- Yeah yeah, it's like... - Is this for real?
Yeah. "What's going on?"
But the kid's having the time of his life.
Yeah, the kid doesn't care.
Still...
Gotta practice!
Oh!
They're mixing the two things, right?
- The lyrics is from Mariah Carey, - Oh!
but the chorus is um...
What is that piece?
It's like an ancient choral.
Hark the Angels!
- Yeah! - Yeah, Hark the Angels!
Very clever.
- Nice. - But we got an even more cleverer mashup.
Check it out there.
Wait, it's not even that bad!
- It's not that bad! - Why is the mom like-
It's just funny the mom is losing it, like, just losing it.
I thought the violin playing was all right.
- Yeah, I mean, they got the right notes. - Yeah.
Mom's just roasting the kid.
Mom's like-
- "I have to be supportive!" - Yeah. "I have to be a supportive mom!"
"I have to play the supportive mom!"
The thing our parents do for us,
- just to like, support musical education. - Yeah!
I wonder if my parents laughed at me, man.
I'm sure they did.
- Oh my god. - I recall my dad saying it just sounds like a chicken.
*snickers*
I remember just being confused.
Like feeling confused, like...
"Oh."
"Chicken."
- That's pretty funny. - That's messed up.
That's like...
He's like, "Oh... crap!"
You would've thought whoever made that rope,
- they would've tested it in rehearsal. - Yeah.
Oh, that's pretty funny.
All right!
Did you jingle, or did you lose?
Happy holidays!
Hope you guys all get some time with your friends and family.
- That's right. - Maybe make some music together, and...
Our world tour is coming up.
Virtual tour.
Look forward to seeing you then.
Bye-bye!