- Hey you.
My name is Timbly tombly wombly,
the funky wonky chunky boy.
- And I'm Elliot Gough.
- And I'm Eddie, who's also here.
I wasn't prepared.
(laughs)
- And I'm here too.
I'm Rick.
- Can we do that again?
(all laugh)
- Hey you.
My name is Timbly tombly wombly,
the funky wonky chunky boy.
- And I'm Elliot Gough
- And I'm Eddie Bowley
- And welcome back to
- Content!
- Content.
- [Elliot] I'm lost!
- Come back Elliot.
We miss you.
- [Elliot] No!
- Oh, okay.
Eddie, Eddie,
(gibberish)
- Yes, that's, that's my full name.
- Eddie JJ Abrams Bowley.
You have a game for us today, do you not?
This is essentially a version of taboo,
which is a game where
I'm going to ask you boys some questions
and they're going to be seemingly very easy
and very straightforward, very obvious answer questions,
except I'm going to throw in the curve ball
which is you're not allowed to use a certain letter
of the alphabet.
Boys, are you ready?
- No.
Without using the letter a, name a fruit.
- Egg.
- No.
- Orange.
- No, not orange no.
Come on, fruit.
Any fruit.
- Bn.
(all laugh)
- Kiwi!
- Kiwi.
There we go, Elliot gets the point.
Without using the letter H, name an animal you can ride.
- Tom
- Stop.
- (laughs)
- I guess if he gives you piggy back,
- It's true.
I'm not a animal.
- Without using the letter W,
name somebody who can cast spells.
- Harry Potter.
- Sorcerer.
- I mean, Tom's right, he's-
- Yeah!
Harry Potter!
- Without using the letter B, name an insect.
- Bug.
(all laugh)
It was, like, my first,
It was my first instinct.
I mean there's many, praying mantis.
- Praying mantis, yep.
Sure.
That will do.
- Braying Bantis.
- No.
- I can't even think of a bug with a B in the name.
- There's a bee?
- Bee?
- Without using the letter X,
name a means to see inside somebody's body.
- Eyes.
- A bit more than eyes.
- Knife.
- I can, I've seen inside someone with my eyes.
- I mean, knife, knife works.
- No, eyes!
You can't see without eyes - (laughs)
- If you just have knife and no eyes-
- I needed more than eyes.
Like, you can, how'd you get inside the body
can't look in just with your eyes,
you need something else to get in there.
- You can't look inside of it without your eyes.
- He's not wrong.
- Without using the letter D,
name a musical instrument.
- Mouth.
- Toot toot.
- I heard mouth and doot doot, so no to either of those.
- No, a mouth is a musical instrument.
- Shut up Elliot.
- It's not a musical instrument.
(all laugh)
- You can sing.
- Trumpet.
- Yep, that's right.
- This is bullshit.
This is a thousand percent bullshit.
- Without using the letter Q,
give me another word for silent.
- No talky.
- (laughs)
- Unloud.
- No.
- Dead.
- Yeah, you know what, I'll give you dead.
- I'm not even sure if he gave me dead.
- No, it's dead in here,
that's another term for it's quiet in here,
yeah, I'd go with that.
Without using the letter G,
named something you find in the garden.
- Duh, duh, dog.
- No, that's a G.
That's a G.
- Me, me, I'm in garden.
- Poo, poo on the floor.
- I'm going to give it to Tom.
Poo on the floor.
Yep. - Poo!
- Whoa!
I said me!
Why me not in garden.
- but you're not in the garden.
You're lying.
- I could be in garden.
without using the letter N, name a part of the face.
- Lippies.
- Lips.
Yeah.
I'll give you lips.
- Lips.
- Without using the letter G,
name something that helps you see better.
- Eyes.
- Now that implies your eyes are already
not quite up to scratch.
Something to help your eyes get better.
- Binoculars.
- Yes, That'll do.
Without using the letter C, name a farm animal.
- Moo moo.
- Moo moo?
- Moo moo.
- (laughs)
- The moo moo.
- What else do you call it?
- Without using the letter I,
name something that can fly.
- Me
- Plane.
- Plane, plane.
Tom gets plane.
- You can't fly,
You don't have superpowers.
- No, I can fly plane.
Not well.
- (laughs)
Crashing doesn't count as flying.
Don't give me that Toy Story shit.
Without using the letter Y, Name me a mood.
- Big.
- Mood.
(all laugh)
- without using the letter X,
name a means to cut down a tree.
- Hands.
- Stop it.
- (laughs)
- Okay.
You can't.
I need more-
- This isn't fucking Minecraft.
- There's a very thin tree.
It's a small tree.
You can break a small tree.
- (laughs)
I need more than hands.
You need to be holding something.
- Yeah, with your hands.
- I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
- I hate you.
I hate you as a person.
I can just go
(imitates snapping)
and I've cut it in half.
- That's not cutting, that's snapping.
Well, let's, let's Wikipedia
what the term cut means.
Yes, it does say with a sharp object or objects.
- (laughs)
- How sharp are your fucking hands, dickhead?
- They could be pretty sharp if I grow my nails out.
- Not your hands though, is it?
That's your nails.
- Nails not hands?
- They're fingernails, not hand nails.
- Is butt legs?
- (laughs)
Not again.
I think it might be a saw Eddy.
- Okay.
A saw, yes, that will do.
Without using the letter J,
name a movie about dinosaurs.
- Dinosaurs.
- Dinosaur.
Yes.
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- Without using the letter T,
name something in your mouth.
- Dick.
- Lips.
- Lips are not in your mouth.
- Yeah they are, look!
- (laughs)
- Gums.
I'll give you gums.
- Why didn't I get lips?
This is injustice.
- Without using the letter E, name a large animal.
- Big dog.
(laugh)
- A tree.
- A tree?
- A tree? - That's
neither an animal and it has E's.
- A dinosaur.
- Yeah, I'll give you that.
- Yeah.
Without using the letter L,
name something you turn on when it gets too dark.
- My girlfriend.
- Oh, that has an L.
- Your wife.
- Ah, no.
- You don't know what she's thinking about.
- (laughs)
I mean, I guess it is dark.
- Fire.
Yep.
I'll give you fire.
Without using the letter D,
name something you do in a car.
- Cum.
- (laughs)
- Yeah.
- I mean, yeah.
Without using the letter O, name a nocturnal animal.
- Tom.
- No that definitely has an O in it.
- Oh shit.
- Stop using Tom.
- Mice.
Yeah, yeah, They can be nocturnal.
- Without using letter F,
name an animal that can swim.
- Me.
- Elephant.
= Fuck it, all right, Elliot gets the point, sure.
- Yay!
- Goddammit.
Without using the letter I, name a item of clothing.
- Shoe.
- Shoe!
- without using the letter U,
named something you use
to protect yourself from rain.
- Condom, but like a full body one.
- Knife.
- Big gun.
Shoot the bolt.
Shoot the (indistinct).
Shoot the rain.
- Gun has a U.
- Indoors.
- Yes.
- Yes, I'll give you indoors there.
- Yeah!
I'm the (indistinct)
- (groans)
- Without using the letter L,
name something you use to get to higher places.
- Legs.
No, shit.
- Ramp.
- Sure, ramp.
- Ramp!
- Without using the letter M,
name something you get out of a cow.
- (laughs)
Secrets.
- (laughs)
The truth.
(all laugh)
Beef.
Yes.
Without using the letter J,
named something that wobbles.
- Booty.
(laughs)
I will take booty.
- Yeah!
Without using the letter K,
use something you use to open doors.
- My hand.
(laughs)
- I'll take it, hand. (laughs)
without using the letter N,
name someone in a hospital.
- Dying boy.
- That has an N, dying.
- Greg,
- Greg, no.
- Corpse.
- Sure.
- Corpse!
- Without using the letter C,
name something you use to take photos with.
- Photographer.
- Phone.
- Photographer I'll go with.
- No!
No, if hands-
(all laugh)
if hands, do it,
we're not getting photographer.
You don't take a photo with a photographer.
(all laugh)
You don't use a photographer to take a photo.
The photographer takes the photo themselves.
No, bullshit.
1000% bullshit.
Rigged.
- What's wrong man?
If hands-
(all laugh)
don't cut, you can't take a photo with a photographer.
- Hands don't cut, okay?
- No, you don't take a photo with a photographer.
I'm looking up the definition
- No! - of with now.
- Next question.
\Without using the letter Y,
name something that happens every year.
- Death.
- I guess?
(laughs) - Month.
- I was going for more like
a time of the year type thing, but sure.
without using the letter M,
name something you find in space.
- Son.
- Son!
Son, I'll take sun.
- My son.
He's lost.
- Without using the letter B, name something a mother has
after nine months of pregnancy.
- Pain.
Regrets.
- No, like what is the end result?
What's the product?
- Is it a child?
- Child, there we go.
Without using the letter Z,
name a place full of animals.
- Africa.
(all laugh)
- He's not wrong.
He's not wrong. - He's not.
He's really not.
- And looking at the score, Tom is the winner!
- Me!
me, me word good?
Me word good boy
- And looking at the score, Elliot is the winner!
- Oh, I also win too!
- No.
- What?
I'm putting both in?
(all laugh)
- That's the game.
- Yay!
- Yay, thank you, Eddie.
You're a great game boy.
Thank you, Eddie.
That was an episode of Content.
Here's our favorite fan art this week.
If you want to send us fan art,
hit me up at @TheTomska.
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Bye?
- Bye.
- [Elliot] Bye.