Hollywood vs reality New York City edition your doorman yeah i'm a doorman to the sky
i'm a pilot coming up
hey 74 crew welcome back if you don't know me my name's Kelsey i'm a 747 pilot my channel 7-4 gear
is all about aviation matt damon is in some of my favorite movies but in this tv show 30 rock
he plays a pilot the show is created by this woman tina fey who i think is hilarious you've
probably seen me use some of the clips from this show and some of my different videos in the past
the show's no longer airing but i'm sure you can find it on Netflix or amazon but these are
the best clips i could find of matt damon being a pilot let's get into it are you a doorman yeah i'm
a doorman to the sky i'm a pilot anyway we're about a half hour into the flight i hear this
commotion behind me in the cabin so i exit the cockpit i go down the aisle and to my left i see
a terrorist no i wish no it's a drunk lady she's pulled her pants off and she's ranting she's
complaining about the in-flight entertainment so things got a little heated and uh i had to
implement sky law what's sky law it's when i put on the fasten seat belt sign and no
one's allowed to move till we've had 10 minutes of silence i've been mistaken for a lot of different
things especially when i flew corporate jets we would finish work and a lot of times i would go
get food or things like that in my uniform just because i didn't want to stop change go home and
do all that mess so sometimes there you'd see kids and i'd get mistaken for a [ __ ] boat cap then or
other things like that but never a doorman but new york i could see that happening the uniforms
are similar there are bars so all right that could be true this part about the passengers no it's a
drunk lady she's pulled her pants off and she's ranting she's complaining about the in-flight
entertainment sadly that's very true passengers sometimes do crazy things on the flight much worse
than this even which i'll probably talk about in another video now for the very hollywood parts
pilots when there is a disturbance in the cabin area pilots don't leave the flight deck to go
back there to see what's going on i think for obvious reasons you know why we would not do that
and i will not be explaining that in this video or any other video
another hollywood thing here is our epaulettes our epaulettes don't have planes on them
and our jackets don't have epaulettes epaulets are these things that you see on the top of our
shoulders here on our jackets we have the bars on our arms near our wrists or on our regular shirts
we have them up here it's a pilot's nature to make sure everybody knows they're a pilot and that's
probably why we don't design uniforms because if we could put planes and jets on everything that we
wear we would probably do it but that's not how it works in real life as for the part about sky law i
had to implement sky law well i can't officially talk about that that's kind of top secret stuff
all right let's see what's next look at sweatpants guy this is a 90 million dollar
aircraft not a tallahassee strip club stewart 2118 that guy excuse me mr sweatpants we're gonna need
to check that bag and that is skylaw you are making a choice here i am not just a passenger
and the captain has turned on the fastened seat belt sign all passengers including any lipless
middle-aged women and lesbian clown shirts should please take their seat at this time
like the fact that you insulted me in front of my entire crew especially stuart who often makes
up hurtful nicknames for me like mr bumpy land i find it so funny when this flight attendant
is roasting tina fey because tina fey wrote and produced a lot of these different shows
so it's funny to me because she wrote it for herself to get roasted which is kind of my
personality as well do the crews talk trash about the passengers as they're getting on the plane
sometimes but it's usually not the pilots usually the pilots are just sitting their seat and they're
too lazy to get up but every now and again the flight attendants will come up there and talk
about somebody doing something i know i've told you in other videos i like to stand where matt
is standing while the passengers are boarding especially when there's a delay so people don't
give attitude the flight attendants as they're getting on the plane and that's just something
i like to do especially when there's a delay because as the passengers are getting on the plane
if you're standing there it usually sets a better tone if it's just a flight attendant sometimes
there's snippy but if i'm standing there with my normal face which looks kind of angry usually they
don't say anything they just get in and sit down and that's it the other reason this is a little
bit hollywood is it's loud right there in the galley you got people boarding you can hear the
outside noise from the jet bridge it's loud so if you're trying to talk about a passenger it's very
hard to whisper it without them hearing because your whisper is kind of a loud speaking voice
in order to be able to communicate to someone you literally have to be very close to them
so i've heard guys talking in the galley before and row two and three can hear what you're saying
because it's loud it's echoey and there's just a lot of things that are happening so it's kind
of hard to talk trash about passengers as they're getting on the plane like that the amount of space
that you have and the volume that you're speaking at is actually really louder than you think and i
know this from personal experience however these are the hollywood things that are in this scene
i don't know any plane where flight attendants can control the seats you see him touching the seat
belt sign here you would think it would make sense since they're the one dealing with the
passengers but i guess with the flight attendants what would end up happening is they would end up
making people sit in their seats the entire flight and flight attendants before you start accusing me
of saying that's not true you know it's true also in the case where matt damon is a captain which
i'm guessing based on the four bars all over his jacket he would also have something decorative on
his hat captain's heads usually have some types of leafs or emblems or something that's on there
indicating their captain and that differentiates between a first officer and the captain on the hat
so that's something that is just maybe a small thing that got missed next you wouldn't have
the pilots outside the cockpit like this with an aviation headset on their neck it's funny because
everything they have is screaming i'm a pilot which is in fact what a pilot would do but a pilot
wouldn't do this because just having that cord dangling at his feet it would be really annoying
i'm guessing the cables on those headsets are roughly about six feet long so you have it
hanging at your neck you have it hitting your feet or dragging along the floor depending on how tall
you are it's just not something that a pilot would do matt next time you're doing one of these things
man call me i'll walk you through it no charge and this next part is very true and i mentioned
it a bunch of times you never want to have a nickname in aviation who often makes up hurtful
nicknames for me like mr bumpy land usually the only time your flight attendants will make fun
of your landings are a your landings are very good and you're having a bad streak of landings
which has happened to me it's very frustrating i told you about in some of my other stories
and so that's one time that your flight attendants will make fun of your landings the other time your
flight attendants will make fun of your landings is if you're just terrible and i mean terrible
landing after landing after landing and that's because they're sitting back there especially if
they're in the back of the plane and they're the ones that feel like they're getting smashed into
their seat every time you land and i know some pilots will say oh i want to see you do landing
well look they didn't go through flight school you did so stop doing such terrible landings
a game that i actually used to like to play is that what i would do is tell the flight attendants
to rate the landings and they wouldn't know who was flying both flight attendants would rate
the landings we'd average them out and then we'd tally him up at the end of the day the loser had
to buy the winner beer all right let's see this next scene i'm not sorry you saw me cry i'm an
emotional guy that's actually not even part of my personality that's just something that happens to
people who change altitude more than four times a day let me pause this really quickly here because
this four times a day changing altitude thing causing you to be emotional that's a true thing
so if you ever see me crying during an emotional movie that's that's why it's the altitude change
for all my flight attendants out there if your boyfriend or girlfriend says you're emotional this
is just the cross that we bear for doing our jobs not all heroes wear capes i mean the flying thing
seems to be a theme but not all heroes wear capes all right let's get back to it you ever joined the
mile high club try five miles high and no i have not did you ever see a ufo up there uh no but once
when i was in the air force i saw mr t in a pizza hut was the air force like top gun yeah but with
a lot more volleyball you ever kill anyone sucked a mechanic into my engine once are you on facebook
hey so far this scene is the most real if i end up meeting a new group of guys this is usually
what happens you're getting asked a bunch of different questions not necessarily these
particular questions but a bunch of different questions and usually there's one guy who's
married or has a really serious girlfriend and he'll get a man crush on you and just go oh man
this guy's the coolest if you're there with a girl their face is usually going to look like this they
are so over hearing you talk about being a pilot and if you're a pilot you know this is very true
on a side note something that is very hollywood here is no pilot ever would walk around outside
of the airport with his uniform hat in his hand i mean there is one group of pilots that would
do that but generally not right juice all right let's get back to 30 brock his name is carol like
carol o'connor from nick at night exactly saree thank you jack carol get ready for some of this
later yeah i'm gonna depart on time i'm a pilot there's a mix of hollywood
and real stuff in this scene here this one in particular had to make the cut his name is carol
like carol o'connor from nick at night exactly saree thank you because as you can imagine a
male pilot with the name of carol is something that i can relate to unfortunately i don't have
some hot girl that's standing there defending my name although when i did the mean comments video
i did get a few dms from girls saying they really liked my name so feel free girls to keep dming me
creepy something that is very hollywood though is there is no pilot who is straight with dance moves
this good sorry ladies that's super hollywood however something that is very accurate is this
scene right here yeah i'm gonna depart on time i'm a pilot a pilot will always let you know
regardless of whether or not they're in full uniform that they're a pilot all right let's
see the next scene lizzy if something were to happen i just i want you to know that i
i need you to go to raleigh to my apartment and just clear out all the porn before my
mom gets there that's it yeah i also need you to tivo bones for me in case i survive
you can't use cell phones on planes no that's just something we tell passengers hello hold on
a little known secret is that you saw matt earlier was wearing four bars now that he's
got down to his regular pilot shirt he's down to three bars
it's a little game that pilots play in the hopes that girls will keep seeing the number going down
and hope to keep getting you to take more clothes off it's a little known secret
also i'm not really sure why there's a flight engineer sitting in the back of the plane
there used to be a slot for that in a lot of older planes but you generally won't see that on any
modern planes now as for the cell phone working no it is not going to work usually after like 500 or
a thousand feet how do i know uh that's because i've forgotten to turn my cell phone off before
will it make the plane crash no should you do it because your flight attendant tells you to
yes but it's really not a big deal but what will happen is your battery will drain there's only one
time that i've ever had it it was super weird i was flying over into alaska we crossed into canada
when i crossed into canada i got a bunch of text messages it was very strange so i don't know if i
flew through some weird gps beam or something but it hit my phone i had forgotten my phone was on
in the back of the plane and i don't know i got a bunch of text messages when i went on break i saw
these text messages from like 30 minutes before it was kind of strange but other than that your
phone battery is just gonna drain all right let's see what's next you know i spent my entire adult
life just casual girlfriends in different cities and i i i can't go from woman to woman to woman
anymore how many women have you been with no no i'd rather not say it's shameful and i'm a pilot
six oh yeah the part about him repeating for probably the tenth time that he's a pilot 100
accurate the part saying that he has been able to sleep with six girls
highly unlikely especially with all the crime that's happening as a result of you know the
altitude changes if you want to hear about some real true stories that happens with flight crew
on layovers and some of our personal time you're going to want to see this video right here if you
want to see me being very sarcastic you're going to want to watch this video up here
i look forward to hearing from you until then keep the blue side up