- Hi. I am Christian and I am drunk.
- I'm George. Right now, I am high.
- Hi. My name's Ian. Right now,
I'm neither drunk nor stoned.
- Hi. My name is Lindsey.
Today, I'm going to be trying to identify
a drunk person, a high person, and a sober person.
- Hi. My name is Waike.
I can tell if people are stoned, for sure.
I speak from experience.
I think I will do a pretty damn good job.
- I think I'm going to do well in the game
just because there's not too much of a difference
between if anyone can tell whether
I am high, sober, or drunk.
- I have mixed feelings. I feel pretty drunk.
There's alcohol in there. Ooh. One.
Please don't tell me I'm drunk already.
Two drinks down. Hopefully won't throw up.
- People think I'm stoned on a regular basis.
I don't know why. Maybe because I'm like, "Yeah, man."
- Let's see what happens.
- Fast as you can.
- Betty butter butt butter but she said butter's bitter
if it had to be batter it would be batter bitter
So, twas Betty booter botta bitta better badda bitter butter
- Betty Bodder bought some butter,
but she said the butter's bitter.
If I put in my batter it will make the batter bitter,
but a bit of better butter will make my batter bitter.
So, twas better Betty Bodder bought a bit of better butter.
- Too confident.
- Could've been Hamlet.
- You're too familiar with the source material, man.
- It was 10 years of high school training.
- 10 years of high school training?
High school's four years.
- No. I spent more time in high school.
So, I repeated each year.
Then, I did two years extracurricular in the summer.
- Okay.
- No judgment.
- Betty Bodder bought some butter,
but she said the butter's bitter.
If I put in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better.
So, twas better Betty Bodder bought a bit of better butter.
- Very good.
- Only four years of high school.
- Four years of high school!
- Wow! So, you did it in four years of high school.
- [Christian] Four years.
- So, Ian, you were a little slow.
Ian might be high.
- Okay.
- Christian...
- [Christian] Yes.
- You mentioned that you had 10 years
of high school theatrical training.
- That is true.
- But also people who are really good at theater
often are really good at bullshitting.
So, I think you might be drunk.
- George is high. He is very quiet.
He is very composed. He might be that way normally.
He did take his time in reading and you did a good job,
but I could tell he was fully in it.
And whenever I'm high, when I try to do something
that's really hard, I just fully get in it
and I can do it.
(cheerful guitar music)
- [Off-Screen] You got to stand on one foot.
- Oh, okay.
- [George] Hey.
- Huh.
- Ready?
- What's up, dude? There's cops over here, what's up?
- He's failing. That was terrible.
- You made it look fancy, dude.
They all made it look fancy. I'm just trying to make sure.
I'm looking good here. Yeah, man.
I'm pretty good.
- Done this before?
- There we go.
- Still better than the others.
- After this round, I just think they're all drunk and high.
- Me, too! That's exactly what I think, too! Yeah.
- Starting now. Cool.
(upbeat music)
- Wow. Good job.
- [Waike] He did his whole body!
Very interesting. Very interesting.
- [Waike] This is, I think,
Chris's idealized version of himself. No pants.
- [Lindsey] No. No. He didn't have time.
- He didn't have time?
- Yeah.
- He had time. Christian didn't even draw ears or nothing.
And he went really creative.
So, that would make me think Christian's high.
- [Lindsey] Ian's drawing looks like
somebody I would be afraid to meet in a dark alley.
- [Lindsey] The drawing looks really freaking stoned.
- [Waike] Yeah.
- And if you looked that stoned, it would
be like game over.
- [Waike] Yeah.
- [Lindsey] But then George, I looked at that
and I'm like, "I found Waldo!" You know?
You just need Ian's hat and the bright colors
and we would have Waldo.
- [Waike] It does look like Waldo!
- [Lindsey] Yeah.
- This chin shape right here.
- Yeah.
- After that last round, I think I'm convinced
that George may be high. Still think Ian's drunk.
Ian might be shit-faced.
- [Waike] I'm thinking I agree 100%.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- If that's the case.
Maybe he's laughing because we're wrong.
Maybe he's just sober.
- Maybe? No.
- [Waike] You don't think so?
- [Lindsey] No.
- [Waike] It would be very funny if he was.
- It would be hilarious if he was.
- It would be very funny.
I thought George was high from the beginning, as well.
- [Lindsey] He's super chill.
I mean, he's a good high person.
- [Waike] Yeah.
- Yeah. He was not very detail-oriented
when it came to that heel toe thing at all.
- Yeah. Oh, not at all.
- He was just like... yeah. If I had been an officer
I would've been like, "Uh, no."
- [Waike] So, we think Christian is sober.
- I do.
- At first, I thought he was just very coordinated
and fast and theatrical, but I think it also has to do
with the fact that he's not on drugs.
- Yeah. I think he's not on drugs, too.
- He's high on life.
- He's high on life! I think he's high on life.
- Yeah. All right.
- Win this together.
- Ready.
- Okay.
- What are we doing?
- What? Put your hands in. We're going to go-
- Oh, okay. Okay.
- You all are drunk. This is...
- That's the twist.
- [Off-Screen] Raise your hand if you're sober.
- Damnit. He tricked us!
- Traitor!
- He tricked us.
- [Off-Screen] High?
- [Waike] Oh, we got that one. Nice we got it.
- [Off-Screen] Drunk.
- Look at that! I'm just like this.
You all think I'm fucking wasted.
- I'm happy! I was hoping to get at least one person.
The perception of sobriety is very subjective
and I think that just trying to be self-contained
helps a lot. So, if you're like... I don't know.
Maybe this is bad advice. My takeaway is-
- [Ian] You're definitely wasted, dude.
I don't know what you're talking about.