>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THANK YOU.
YOU PLAYED WILONA ON "GOOD
TIMES" LIVE HERE ON ABC ABOUT
THREE WEEKS AGO.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE GREAT, YOU
REALLY NAILED IT, YOU DID A
GREAT JOB, UNTHAT, IT WAS VERY
FUN TO DO, IT WASN'T A HARD
CHARACTER FOR ME TO PLAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID SEEM TO SLIDE
RIGHT INTO WILOMA.
>> VERY CLOSE, AND I WATCHED
"GOOD TIMES" FOR MANY, MANY
YEARS.
>> Jimmy: "GOOD TIMES" WAS ONE
OF THE BEST.
>> GOOD TIMES BUT THEY WEREN'T
GOOD TIMES.
>> Jimmy: MOST OF THEM WERE BAD,
SARCASTIC GOOD TIMES, WHICH IS
HOW I LIKE TO SAY IT.
WHEN SOMETHING IS NOT GOING
QUITE RIGHT --
>> "GOOD TIMES."
I HEARD YOUR MONOLOGUE.
YOU KNOW SHE KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
WEAK AT.
SHE KNOW WHERE YOU NEED TO
IMPROVE.
>> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH, BELIEVE
ME, SHE MADE THAT QUITE CLEAR.
>> UH-HUH, THAT'S HER JOB AS A
WIFE, LET YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
MESSING UP SO YOU CAN BECOME A
BETTER MAN.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW TO KNOW THE
REAL RESOLUTION, WHAT SHOULDN'T
MED TO DO?
>> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
>> Jimmy: SHE WANTED ME TO DRINK
LESS ICED TEA AND MORE WATER.
AND I SOMEHOW TOOK OFFENSE TO
THAT.
>> WELL, THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD
THING.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT'S GOOD.
>> IT PROBABLY SMELLS BAD WHEN
YOU PEE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
PROBABLY REALLY STRONG.
LIKE IT'S STILL AROUND!
DRINK MORE WATER!
>> Jimmy: QUITE THE CONTRARY, IT
SMELLS LIKE WE'RE AT THE LIPTON
FACTORY.
BY THE WAY, I HAVE SO MUCH TO
ASK YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU AND I WERE AT A
PARTY FOR CRANK YANKERS.
A SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL WHICH
YOU WERE NICE TO BE A PART OF.
WE WERE TALKING.
AND YOU SAID, HEY, I'D LIKE TO
INVITE YOU TO MY BAT MITZVAH.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Jimmy: AND I SAID, I WOULD
LOVE TO COME TO YOUR BAT
MITZVAH.
AND SO THEN, SURPRISING TO ME, I
GOT AN INVITATION ABOUT A WEEK
LATER, COME TO TIFFANY'S BAT
MITZVAH.
SO I SAID, ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING
TO GO TO TIFFANY'S BAT MITZVAH.
NOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING
ABOUT THIS.
I DID.
AND I KNOW, I TOLD YOU THIS A
COUPLE OF TIMES, EACH TIME YOU
GIVE ME THAT LOOK.
BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING.
>> I WAS DEAD SERIOUS, I TOLD
YOU I'VE BEEN STUDYING
HEHEBREW --
>>.
>> Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WAS A
JOKE.
>> IF I HAVE A MICROPHONE IN MY
HAND I MIGHT BE JOKING ABOUT
RELIGION.
IF I'M TALKING TO YOU MANO Y
MANO, I'M TELLING THE TRUTH.
>> Jimmy: NOW I KNOW THAT, BUT I
DIDN'T KNOW IT.
I SHOWED UP IN JEANS.
>> I KNOW, THAT LOOKED SO BAD.
HE HAD A WINDBREAKER ON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DID HAVE A
WINDBREAKER ON.
>> I WAS LIKE, JIMMY, WHAT ARE
YOU -- OKAY, WELL, I'M HAPPY YOU
MADE IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I WAS
EMBARRASSED, FIRST OF ALL, TO BE
UNDERDRESSED LIKE THAT.
>> YOU SHOULD BE.
>> Jimmy: I WAS.
BUT YOU REALLY -- THIS WAS A
SERIOUS EVENT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT WAS ON A
THURSDAY NIGHT.
WHO HAS A BAT MITZVAH ON A
THURSDAY?
>> A BLACK JEW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MORE AFFORDABLE, IT'S MORE
AFFORDABLE.
>> Jimmy: AND BILLY CRYSTAL
SPOKE.
>> YEAH, HE DID THE LIAH, MY
CEREMONY, HE GAVE A LITTLE
SPEECH.
THAT'S LIKE, HE'S MY EVERYTHING.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS JUST DID A
MOVIE TOGETHER.
>> YEAH, "HERE TODAY," SHOULD BE
COMING OUT SOON.
>> Jimmy: HE'S A GREAT PERSON.
>> HE'S AMAZING, HE'S TAUGHT ME
SO MUCH.
HE'S LIKE MY -- LIKE SECONDARY
RABBI.
LIKE IF I GOT ISSUES GOING ON,
I'LL TAKE IT TO HIM.
HE'S LIKE, OH, TIFFANY, YOU'RE
CRAZY.
GIVES ME SOME OF THE BEST
ADVICE.
HE'S BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS FOR
OVER 60 YEARS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> AND HE HAS TAUGHT ME SOME
REALLY VALUABLE LESSONS.
AND I WISH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN
THEM SOONER IN MY CAREER?
SO THERE'S -- YOU READ FROM THE
TORAH.
YOU MEMORIZE.
YOU WORKED ON THIS FOR MONTHS.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I HAD NO IDEA WHETHER
YOU'VE DONE IT WELL OR NOT.
BUT PEOPLE SAID YOU WERE GREAT.
AND IN FACT, THE RABBI SAID YOU
WERE LIKE THE FASTEST LERNER
SHE'D EVER WORKED WITH.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Jimmy: SO NOW YOU --
>> I'M A SERIOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO NOW YOU ARE -- DID
YOU CELEBRATE HANUKKAH, THEN?
>> YES, I DID CELEBRATE
HANUKKAH.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN CELEBRATING
HANUKKAH FOR A WHILE NOW, SINCE
I BOUGHT MY HOUSE.
THAT'S LIKE FOUR YEARS, FIVE
YEARS.
AND I GUESS I BEEN CELEBRATING
WRONG FOR A LONG TIME.
>> Jimmy: IN WHAT WAY?
>> SEE, YOU KNOW, IT'S THE --
IT'S THE CANDLES, RIGHT?
I THOUGHT AT THE END OF
HANUKKAH, THAT'S WHEN YOU LIGHT
THE BONUS CANDLE.
LIKE YOU GET TWO.
LIKE BAM, YEAH, WE GOT IT, YEAH,
WE LIT!
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BUT APPARENTLY YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO LIGHT THE EXTRA CANDLE ON DAY
ONE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE THE PILOT
LIGHT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THEN ALL THE OTHER
CANDLES FOLLOW.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
YOU WEREN'T DOING IT RIGHT?
>> I HAD POSTED A PICTURE ON
INSTAGRAM.
MY FOLLOWERS AND FRIENDS,
BROTHERS AND SISTERS, JEWISH
SISTERS AND BROTHERS, LET ME
KNOW I WAS DOING IT WRONG.
THEY'RE LIKE, THIS FROM LAST
NIGHT?
YOU'RE MISSING A CANDLE.
NO, THIS IS FROM TONIGHT.
THEY'RE LIKE, YOU NEED TO LIGHT
ONE MORE CANDLE.
UH-UH, I LIGHT THAT AT THE END.
THEY'RE LIKE, NO, THIS IS HOW
YOU DO IT.
>> Jimmy: THANK GOD FOR
INSTAGRAM, THEY REALLY ARE ABLE
TO CORRECT US.
>> GOD MAKES SURE YOU GET THE
MESSAGE AND LEARN HOW DO DO IT
THE RIGHT WAY.
>> Jimmy: I SAW YOU HAD A HUGE
TABLE OF PRESENTS.
DID YOU GET GOOD STUFF?
>> OH, MAN, I GOT SOME GOOD,
GOOD STUFF.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU GET?
>> I GOT SOME NECKLACE RIGHT
HERE THAT I'M WEARING.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> FROM BARBRA STREISAND.
>> Jimmy: WOW, WOW.
SHE WASN'T THERE.
>> SHE WASN'T THERE BUT SHE SENT
ME SOME DIAMONDS.
>> Jimmy: I SEE, OKAY.
WELL, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> YEAH.
AND I GOT -- OH, YOU GUYS --
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW BARBRA
STREISAND?
>> YEAH, I KNOW BARBRA
STREISAND.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU KNOW BARBRA
STREISAND?
>> I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU
KNOW BARBRA.
>> I'M A COOL PERSON, PEOPLE
WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME.
I WENT TO A MOVIE NIGHT AT THIS
EXECUTIVE'S HOUSE AND BARBRA WAS
THERE, I STARTED TALKING TO HER
ABOUT CARDI B AND ALL KIND OF
STUFF.
>> Jimmy: DID SHE KNOW ABOUT
CARDI B?
SHE DIDN'T KNOW, I HAD TO BREAK
IT DOWN.
>> Jimmy: YOU FILLED HER IN.
>> YEAH.
BLACK SHOES!
SHE WAS LIKE, ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THE RED BOTTOMS?
YES, YES!
AND/OR GANG BANGING!
>> Jimmy: WOW.
MORE OR THAN AND, RIGHT?
YEAH.
SO BARBRA SENT YOU A PRESENT.
>> YEAH, BARBRA SENT ME A
PRESENT.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I'M
EMBARRASSED BECAUSE I GOT YOU
THE SAME PRESENT EXCEPT WITHOUT
DIAMONDS IN IT.
>> YEAH, YOU DID, NO DIAMONDS.
BUT I'M GOING TO WEAR IT WHEN I
WORK OUT IN PUBLIC PLACES, YOU
KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHERE IT SEEMS LIKE I DON'T WANT
PEOPLE TO FEEL LIKE -- I'LL WEAR
IT, I'LL WEAR IT.
>> Jimmy: ZALES WAS THE ONLY
PLACE OPEN.
>> SOMEBODY SENT ME A TENNIS
BRACELET.
SOMEBODY ELSE -- BEYONCE'S MOM
GAVE ME THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
BIBLE.
MISS TINA GAVE ME THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL BIBLE WITH THIS CROSS
ON IT AND EVERYTHING.
I WAS LIKE, SIS SHE TRYING TO
SAY, HEY!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE BLACK, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: BEYONCE'S MOTHER SENT
YOU A BIBLE WITH A CRUICIFIX ON
IT FOR YOUR BAT MITZVAH?
>> IT HAD DIAMONDS ON THE
CRUCIFIX SO I'LL READ FROM THAT
ANY TIME, ANY DAY, I'LL READ
FROM BOTH.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A FUN THING
WE'RE GOING TO DO WHEN WE COME
BACK.
YOUR MOVIE IS --
>> "LIKE A BOSS," YEAH, UH-HUH.
>> Jimmy: WE CAME UP WITH A
LITTLE SOMETHING THAT WE
GATHERED SOME PEOPLE, ONE OF
THEM IS FROM YOUR PAST, AND THE
OTHERS ARE NOT FROM YOUR PAST.
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WAS YOUR
BOSS AT ONE TIME.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK TOO
MUCH BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO
FIGURE IT OUT YET --
>> I DON'T KNOW NONE OF THEM!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WAY BACK INTO TIFFANY
HADDISH'S LIFE TO SEE IF SHE
CAN -- IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT --
>> ARE WE PLAYING A GAME?
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> THIS IS YOUR LUCKY -- YOU'RE
GOING TO PULL OUT MY SOCIAL
WORKER NEXT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GAME SHOW WITH
NO PRIZE, WE'LL PLAY IT WHEN WE
COME BACK.
>>> DON'T MIND THE DRUMS,
THEY'RE AN GIFT FROM AN ADMIRER
OF CLAIRE'S.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> GO ON AND PUT THAT IN YOUR
PURSE.
>> WHAT?
>> PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE, YOU'RE
A WHITE WOMAN, YOU WILL NOT GO
TO JAIL, YOU GET THAT PRIVILEGE,
NO JAIL TIME.
>> SMOOTH.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS TIFFANY
ESTIMATISH AND ROSE BYRNE IN
"LIKE A LOSS."
IT OPENS FRIDAY.
SALMA HAYEK IS THE VILLAIN IN
THIS MOVIE.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU HANG AROUND
TOGETHER?
>> OH, I HUNG OUT WITH SALMA AS
MUCH AS POSSIBLE REQUIRE WANTED
TO LEARN HOW TO ATTRACT A MAN
WITH BILLIONS.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY, RIGHT.
HER HUSBAND'S LIKE A AS WELL
FAIR.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I HAD -- WE WENT TO THIS -- WE
WENT TO A DRAG CONCERT, RIGHT?
GUCCI MAN CAME OUT.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS.
SALMA'S HUSBAND OWNS GUCCI,
RIGHT?
GUCCI MAN, WHO IS THIS GUCCI?
DID WE GET A MASCOT?
I DON'T KNOW THIS GUCH CHEE MAN,
WHO IS THIS?
ME AND HER DAUGHTER WERE LIKE,
HE'S REALLY COOL.
SHE'S LIKE, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THIS GUCCI MAN.
>> Jimmy: LIKE THE MARLBORO MAN
OR SOMETHING.
REALLY?
>> THE MASCOT?
THEY HIRED A MASCOT?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY.
>> WE HAD A LOT OF FUN.
EVERY SUNDAY I WOULD INVITE LIKE
THE CAST AND CREW OVER TO MY
PLACE AND WE'D DO A POTLUCK AND
I WOULD COOK SOMETHING.
SALMA WOULD ALWAYS BRING THE
BEST TEQUILA AND HAVE EVERYONE
PRETTY LIT.
AND I'M LIKE, IT'S 10:30, GET
OFF, WE'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK
TOMORROW!
>> Jimmy: SO YOU HAVE HAD A
LOT -- HOW MANY JOBS WOULD YOU
GUESS YOU'VE HAD?
>> I'VE PROBABLY HAD -- A LOT OF
JOBS.
I WOULD SAY -- SEVEN?
>> Jimmy: SEVEN JOBS?
>> MAYBE TEN.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE TEN, OKAY.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S THAT MANY,
THINK THAT'S A REASONABLE
NUMBER.
>> SOMEBODY MY AGE, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK
IN TIME --
>> I STARTED WORKING WHEN I WAS
13.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO BACK QUITE
THAT FAR.
WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK ALMOST
THAT FAR.
WE'RE GOING TO PUT SOME PEOPLE
UP ON THE SCREEN, ON THE WALL OF
AMERICA.
WE'VE GOT SIX PEOPLE.
FIVE ARE STRANGERS TO YOU, I
ASSUME.
IF YOU DO KNOW ANY OF THEM, IT'S
GOT TO BE COINCIDENCE.
ONE OF THEM WAS AT ONE TIME YOUR
EMPLOYER.
YOUR BOSS.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU RECOGNIZE --
YOU CAN ASK YES-OR-NO QUESTIONS,
JUST CALL OUT THE NUMBER AND ASK
WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
>> NUMBER 3.
>> Jimmy: NUMBER 3.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO BRING
NUMBER 3 UP.
OKAY.
>> OKAY, NUMBER 3.
DID YOU EVER WORK AT L.A.X.
AIRPORT?
>> YOU GOT IT.
>> YEAH!
>> Jimmy: RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS -- DO YOU REMEMBER THIS
GENTLEMAN'S NAME?
>> I DO NOT REMEMBER HIS NAME.
I KNOW I USED TO BE LIKE, HEY!
HIS LAUGH, I KNOW THAT LAUGH AND
THAT SMILE.
>> Jimmy: ROD IS HIS NAME.
ROD SAMUELS.
ROD, WHERE DID YOU WORK
TOGETHER?
>> WE WERE HANDLING THE AIR NEW
ZEALAND ACCOUNT AT TERMINAL 2 AT
L.A.X.
>> Jimmy: TERMINAL 2 AT L.A.X.
WE HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH OF TIFFANY
FROM THAT TIME OF HER LIFE.
>> YEAH!
OH, I WAS KILLING IT.
I WENT TO THE -- I WENT TO THE
ONE-HOUR PHOTO AT THE SWAP MEET
AND TOOK THAT PICTURE.
LIKE, I'M GOING TO BE KILLING
THEM IN THIS, THEY GOT TO SEE ME
IN THIS.
I DID A PHOTO SHOOT AT THE
ONE-HOUR PHOTO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR --
>> PRETTY AS EVER, HUH?
>> YEAH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: ROD, HOW WAS TIFFANY
AS AN EMPLOYEE?
>> OH, PERFECT.
AS YOUNG AS SHE WAS, SHE WAS
JUST OVERFLOWING WITH
CONFIDENCE.
SHE BASICALLY TOOK CHARGE OF
THINGS.
WE USED TO LOVE TO GET HER UP TO
THE ARRIVALS LOUNGE, SO SHE HAD
A P.A. SYSTEM.
I THINK THAT'S WHERE SHE
DEVELOPED HER SKILLS WITH THE
COMEDIC STUFF.
SHE JUST TOOK CHARGE.
MADE OUR PASSENGERS FEEL GREAT.
ABOUT SHE HAD A LITTLE MORE TIME
ON HER HANDS, SHE EVEN GOT TO
DANCE WITH THEM AS WELL.
POP ROCKING.
YOU NAME IT, SHE DID IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE -- PEOPLE
WERE WAITING FOR THEIR FLIGHTS
AND YOU WERE POP AND LOCKING?
WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OKAY, SO I WORKED IN THE
TRANSIT LOUNGE IN LIKE WHERE
PEOPLE WERE GOING FROM ONE PLACE
TO ANOTHER BUT THEY WEREN'T
STAYING IN AMERICA LONG, THEY'D
BE IN THIS LOUNGE.
SOMETIMES THE FLIGHTS WOULD BE
DELAYED AND I USED TO LOVE
MAKING ANNOUNCEMENTS LIKE, AIR
NEW ZEALAND FLIGHT 357 WITH
SERVICE TO FRANKFURT IS DELAYED,
SO SORRY.
I JUST REFRESHED THE SODAS SO IF
YOU'D LIKE SODA AND COFFEE, GO
AHEAD AND ENJOY YOURSELF.
PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE, IT'S
BORING IN HERE.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I USED TO WIN THESE DRAMA
FESTIVALS SO I CAN DO A
MONOLOGUE FOR YOU!
I'D DO A MONOLOGUE.
I'D BRING MY LITTLE RADIO AND
PLAY SOME MUSIC AND PUT THE
SPEAKER UP TO THE P.A. SYSTEM.
AND I WOULD START DANCING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I JUST -- I JUST WANTED
EVERYBODY TO BE HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> AND I WANTED TO GET A RAISE.
>> Jimmy: DID ROD EVER GIVE YOU
THAT RAISE?
>> NO, I LEFT AND WENT TO ALASKA
AIRLINES.
>> Jimmy: OH REALLY.
>> THEY GAVE ME 75 CENTS MORE.
>> Jimmy: OH REALLY, WOW.
>> AND BETTER FLIGHT BENEFITS.
>> Jimmy: ROD, YOU REALLY
SCREWED UP.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
>> I WAS 18, 18 YEARS OLD.
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE.
IT WAS AMAZING.
>> I'M STILL 18 IN HERE.
>> YOU BET.
YOU STILL SHOW IT THAT WAY,
TIFFANY.
THAT'S GREAT.
>> IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> OH, WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU.
WHEN I WAS TRYING TO MESS UP
THESE STORIES ABOUT YOU, THE
WHOLE TEAM WOULD TREMBLE WITH
LOVE AND CONFIDENCE, AND THEY
WISH YOU WELL WITH ALL THAT
YOU'RE DOING.
>> OH, WOW, THANK YOU.
>> THEY LOVE THE HECK OUT OF
YOU.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY NICE.
MAYBE STOP BY TERMINAL 2 ON THE
WAY OUT SOMETIME.
>> OH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROD, THANKS
FOR DOING THIS WE APPRECIATE IT.
>> OH, IT'S MY PLEASURE.
>> Jimmy: TIFFANY'S JEWISH NOW.
>> I ALWAYS WAS JEWISH.
>> Jimmy: TIFFANY'S EVEN MORE
JEWISH NOW.
>> ROD, DO YOU REMEMBER Y'ALL
USED TO WRITE ME UP FOR MODELING
ON THE CONVEYOR BELT?
>> YES.
>> ON THE CONVEYOR BELT.
>> THERE YOU GO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THANKS, ROD.
THERE GOES ROD.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: TIFFANY, THE BACHELOR
PETER IS HERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO
STAY?
>> HELL YEAH.
>> Jimmy: TIFFANY HADDISH IS
HERE.
"LIKE A BOSS" OPENS FRIDAY.