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Paulilu Mixtape sketch comedy.
[Bane] Hello, Batman.
[Batman] It ends now, Bane.
[Bane] It does. Soon your precious Gotham will be in ashes.
As will you.
[Robin] Holy showdown, Batman!
[Bane] What the fuck?
[Robin] Good thing I caught up with you.
I kept yelling at you to slow down because my slipper fell off.
I guess you didn't hear me.
[Batman] I told you to stay in the car.
[Bane] I'm glad he's here.
I'm going to enjoy ripping out his spine.
[Robin] Holy mumble-mouth, Batman!
Somebody's got a mouth full of marbles.
What's the matter, Bane? Bat got your tongue?
[Bane laughing]
[Robin] You might be laughing now, you scoundrel.
But wait until I unleash my flim-flam!
[Batman] Your what? >> [Robin] These!
Flim-flam!
[Batman] Go sit in the Batmobile and wait there.
[Robin] Oh, I gotcha, Batman. The old sit and wait.
All part of the plan.
[Bane] Dude. >> [Batman] His parents were killed.
They were trapeze artists.
[Bane] That explains a lot. >> [Batman] I know.
[Bane] Prepare to die.
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[clank]
[Batman grunting]
[Robin] Batman, quick. I need the keys to the Batmobile.
We're parked in a red zone. >> [Batman] So?
[Robin] Holy meter maid, Batman! That's like a $90 ticket!
[Batman] The cops don't ticket the Batmobile.
Plus I'm a billionaire.
[Robin] Gee willikers, Batman.
Somebody certainly woke up on the wrong side of the Batcave this morning.
[Batman] Get out. >> [Robin] All right already.
[Bane] Say goodbye to your life.
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[Robin] Triple Salchow!
Before you mess with Batman, you gotta get through
all 109 pounds of me!
Robin, the boy—
[crash]
[Robin grunting]
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[Robin] Bite him on the ears.
Pow!
Bam!
Boom!
[Bane] That kid is really distracting.
[Robin] Zow! >> [Batman] I know. I'm sorry.
[Robin] Pow.
[Bane] His voice is so grating!
[Robin] Bam.
[Robin] Whack! >> [Bane] You know what, let's just stop.
I give up. I can't take it anymore.
I'll leave Gotham. You win. >> [Batman] Are you sure?
[Bane] Yeah. You obviously have enough on your plate.
[Batman] Where will you go? >> [Bane] Florida.
I'll start a protein shake bar.
Good luck with that.
[Robin] Bam.
[Batman sighing]
[Robin] Ow.
Another victory, Batman!
The dynamic duo does it again!
Can we get ice cream on the way home?
[Batman] Sure. >> [Robin] Yaaaay!
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