I WROTE AND ILLUSTRATED A
CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "THE
SERIOUS GOOSE."
IT IS A FUN BOOK.
ALL OF THE MONEY I MAKE FROM THE
SALE OF THE BOOK GOES TO
CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL IN L.A. AND
CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS ACROSS
AMERICA.
UNLIKE DONALD TRUMP JR. MY DAD
CAN'T GET THE REPUBLICAN
NATIONAL COMMITTEE TO BUY ALL
THE COPIES.
I NEED YOU FOR THAT.
IT'S AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE BOOKS
ARE SOLD.
AND YOU CAN GET A SIGNED COPY
AS THE SERIOUS GOOSE.COM.
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
VERY FINE YOUNG ACTOR AND
FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD AVENGER
WHO CONTRIBUTES HIS VOCAL CORDS
TO A NEW PIGEON ADVENTURE FILM.
"SPIES IN DISGUISE" OPENS IN
THEATERS CHRISTMAS DAY.
PLEASE WELCOME TOM HOLLAND.
♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>> TOM, IT IS VERY GOOD TO SEE
YOU.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HOW ARE YOU?
>> IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU
BACK.
>> YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
I'VE BEEN IN CLEVELAND FOR TWO
MONTHS.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN IN
CLEVELAND FOR TWO MONTHS!
>> YEAH, I'VE BEEN SHOOTING A
MOVIE WITH THE RUSSO BROTHERS.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID THE AVENGERS
WITH THEM, BUT THIS IS NOT A
SUPER-HERO-RELATED MOVIE.
>> NO, IT'S A DRUG MOVIE.
BUT IT'S GOING AMAZING.
IT'S BEEN A REALLY STRANGE
EXPERIENCE FOR ME, BECAUSE I'VE
BEEN DOING THE SUPER HERO THING
FOR A WHILE NOW, AND NOW I'M
DOING HEROIN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> NOT ACTUALLY.
I'M NOT ACTUALLY DOING HEROIN.
>> Jimmy: FAKE HEROIN.
FUN HEROIN.
>> IT'S COFFEE IN A NEEDLE.
BUT IT'S GOING REALLY WELL.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU ENJOY BEING IN
CLEVELAND?
>> I LOVE CLEVELAND.
I THINK CLEVELAND'S GREAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, CLEVELAND'S
AN UNDERRATED CITY.
FOR SOME REASON, SOMEONE DECIDED
EVERY TIME WE MAKE FUN OF A CITY
IN AMERICA IT'S GOING TO BE
CLEVELAND.
>> I HEARD THIS, YES.
>> Jimmy: AND IT STUCK.
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.
IT JUST KIND OF STUCK.
BUT YOU'RE ENJOYING IT THERE.
>> I REALLY LIKE IT THERE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR
FUN?
>> JOE AND ANTHONY ARE FROM
CLEVELAND, THEY'RE BIG BROWNS
FANS, SO THEY'VE BEEN TAKING US
TO THE BROWNS GAMES.
AND EVER SINCE WE STARTED GOING
THEY STARTED WINNING.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU DIDN'T GO THIS
WEEKEND.
>> I DIDN'T GO THIS WEEKEND, NO.
DID THEY LOSE?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY LOST, YEAH,
YEAH.
>> I'M SORRY, GUYS.
>> Jimmy: SO, WOULD YOU CONSIDER
YOURSELF TO BE A BROWNS FAN NOW?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
IT'S FUNNY, MY BROTHER AND I, WE
DON'T UNDERSTAN THE RULES.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> SO WE'VE JUST BEEN SITTING
THERE DRINKING.
BUT WE HAD A MENU, AND WE LIKE,
WE CAME UP WITH OUR OWN VERSION
OF HOW THEY SHOULD PLAY THE
GAME.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> AND IT DIDN'T WORK.
>> Jimmy: IT DIDN'T WORK?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY,
BECAUSE HENRY CAVILL WAS HERE
AND HE LOVES THE KANSAS CITY
CHIEFS BECAUSE SUPERMAN IS FROM
KANSAS, AND HE FIGURED SUPERMAN
WOULD LIKE THE CHIEFS, AND HE'S
NOW MADE THAT HIS REAL TEAM.
AND NOW ARE YOU, I FEEL LIKE
EVERY TEAM SHOULD HAVE A SUPER
HERO ASSOCIATED WITH IT.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: SO THE BROWNS GET
SPIDERMAN.
CHIEFS GET SUPERMAN.
>> I LOVE IT.
YEAH.
S.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THE PPATRIOTS AY
HAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA.
SEAHAWKS.
HAWKEYE SHOULD LIKE THE
SEAHAWKS.
OH, THIS COULD BE FUN.
WOULD IRON MAN LIKE THE
STEELERS?
OR ARE IRON AND STEEL RIVALS IN
A WAY?
>> I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS ABOUT
AS MUCH FOOTBALL TALK AS I'VE
EVER HAD.
>> Jimmy: DOLPHINS, AQUA MAN.
>> THE DOLPHINS ACTUALLY CAME TO
LONDON TO PLAY WHEN I WAS A KID,
AND THEY GOT SPANKED.
>> Jimmy: THEY DID, AND DID THAT
MAKE YOU NOT LIKE THEM?
OH, THOSE GUYS SNUCK.
>> NO, WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
SPORT.
WE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY
KEEP STOPPING.
>> Jimmy: WE STOP FOR
COMMERCIALS IS THE REAL TRUTH IN
THE MATTER.
YOU GUYS DON'T STOP FOR
COMMERCIALS.
>> NOT REALLY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY
INTERESTING.
YOU MENTIONED YOUR BROTHER, IS
YOUR BROTHER HERE WITH YOU
TONIGHT?
>> HE'S BACKSTAGE.
>> Jimmy: I MET YOUR BROTHER
LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AS YOU KNOW, I'M
ALWAYS CURIOUS AS TO WHAT THE
BROTHER -- HE WORKS FOR YOU.
>> I WORK FOR HIM, IF I'M
HONEST.
WE JUST SET UP, WE'RE TRYING TO
SET UP A PRODUCTION COMPANY
TOGETHER, AND WE'VE BEEN WRITING
A SCRIPT TWOGETHER AND I WORK FR
HIM.
IF HARRY WASN'T IN MY LIFE, I
WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT HERE.
>> Jimmy: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
>> BECAUSE I'M JUST STUPID AND
HE HAS TO TELL ME WHERE TO GO.
>> Jimmy: HE'S YOUR SHEPHERD IN
A WAY.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DOES EVER COME AND SAY
HEY, I'D LIKE A RAISE?
>> MAYBE.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE.
AND THEN DO YOU HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT IT?
DID YOU HAVE OTHER BROTHERS
APPLYING FOR THE JOB?
DID YOU INTERVIEW HIM FOR THIS?
>> MY BROTHER SAM IS TRAINING TO
BE A CHEF RIGHT NOW.
SPIDERMAN TWO, THEY WERE LAKE,
WOULD
LIKE, WOULD YOU LIKE A CHEF, AND
I SAID YEAH, BUT I'LL FIND MY
OWN.
I BROUGHT MY BROTHER IN.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S KIND OF WHAT
HAPPENS HERE.
>> WE'RE WRITING A SCRIPT, AND
IT STARTS WITH 20 MINUTES OF
ARGUING, THEN LIKE TEN MINUTES
OF PRODUCTIVE WORK, AND THEN WE
WORK BIG FOR TWO DAYS.
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU SAY WHAT
YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT, IS IT
ABOUT BROTHERS?
>> NO, WELL, KIND OF, I GUESS.
IT'S BASED ON A BOOK AND A BOOK
WE IN LOVE WITH AS KIDS.
>> Jimmy: IS IT HARRY POTTER?
BECAUSE THAT'S POPULAR.
>> REALLY?
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HARRY
POTTER.
WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT WHAT IT IS.
BUT WRITING IS HARD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S TERRIBLE.
IT'S WORST THING IN THE WORLD.
>> IT'S TOUGH.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT EVERY
NIGHT.
>> Jimmy: IT IS EX-CRCRUCIATING.
YOUR BROTHER JUST QUIT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>>> IT'S OKAY, BUDDY.
HEY, IT'S OKAY.
DON'T YOU WORRY, YOUR GOOD
FRIEND WALTER --
>> OFOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
>> APPEARS DISORIENTED.
>> OF COURSE I'M DISORIENTED.
>> YOU CAN WALK, YOU CAN TALK.
>> MY EYES!
>> IT WORKED.
>> LOOK AT ME.
>> I CAN'T NOT LOOK AT YOU,
WALTER.
I CAN SEE MY BUTT AND YOUR FACE
AT THE SAME TIME.
>> THAT IS SO COOL!
>> Jimmy: THAT IS TOM HOLLAND AS
WALTER AND THE PIGEON IS WILL
SMITH.
HAVE YOU MET HIM?
>> I HAD NEVER MET HIM.
>> Jimmy: YOU MET HIM TODAY?
>> FOR THE FIRST TIME.
WE'VE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER FOR
TWO AND A HALF YEARS, AND I JUST
MET HIM.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CRAZY THING
ABOUT THESE ANIMATED MOVIES.
>> IT'S CRAZY, I FEEL LIKE I
KNOW HIM.
>> Jimmy: HE'S A LOT OF FUN,
WILL SMITH.
>> AND HE PLAYS GOLF.
>> Jimmy: HE'S A GOLFER, AND HE
WAS THE FRESH PRINCE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER SEE THAT
SHOW?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK HE'LL
MIND IF YOU HAVEN'T, BUT IF YOU
REALLY WANT TO ESTABLISH A
RELATIONSHIP, I'D START WITH
WATCHING ALL THE EPISODES OF
"THE FRESH PRINCE".
YOU COULD JAM IT IN.
>> I'LL BE FINE.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN BINGF WATCH
IT.
HOW OLD WERE YOU IN THAT MOVIE
WITH NAOMI WATTS?
>> I WOULD HAVE BEEN 13 OR 14.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER AT ANY
TIME CONSIDER DOING SOMETHING
ELSE FOR A LIVING?
>> I DIDN'T.
BUT MY PARENTS DID.
>> Jimmy: YOUR PARENTS DID.
>> MY MOM, I WENT THROUGH A
PHASE IN MY CAREER WHERE I WAS
TOO OLD TO PLAY A CHILD, BUT TOO
YOUNG TO PLAY A TEENAGER.
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GROW
UP.
AND MY MUM DECIDED TO SEND ME TO
CARPENTRY SCHOOL.
SO SHE PACKED MY BAGS UP,
SHIPPED ME OFF TO CARDIFF IN
WALES, I SHARE ADD ROOM WITH
THIS LADY'S SON FOR LIKE EIGHT
WEEKS.
>> Jimmy: THIS WAS AFTER YOU
MADE THE MOVIE.
>> THIS WAS AFTER I FELT LIKE I
WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD.
AND MUM WAS LIKE, NO.
SO I WENT TOE THIS SCHOOL, AND
WAS GETTING A QUALIFICATION TO
BE A CASHRPENTER.
THE CRAZY THING IS IT WAS A LOT
OF PEOPLE TRYING TO TURN THEIR
LIVES AROUND, EX-CONS, AND
SWAPPING STORIES AND STUFF.
AND I WAS LIKE ONE TIME ON SET
MY COFFEE WAS COLD, MAN, AND IT
WAS REALLY TOUGH.
AND THEN I DIDN'T FINISH THE
COURSE.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU CAPABLE, AS
FAR AS CARPENTRY GOES?
>> YEAH, PRETTY CAPABLE.
ALL MY MUM'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY
ARE ALL CARPENTERS.
SO MY GRANDDAD TAUGHT ME WHEN I
WAS YOUNG.
I BUILT MY MOM'S KITCHEN TABLE.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID?
>> I BUILT A CABINET IN HER
KITCHEN.
I FIXED A FRIEND'S DOOR ONCE.
IT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
>> Jimmy: IS IT A GOOD TABLE?
>> IT STILL WORKS.
IT'S LIKE TEN YEARS OLD AND IT'S
STILL THERE.
>> Jimmy: AND IT LOOKS GOOD?
>> IT'S GREAT, IT'S BOWING A
LITTLE BIT.
YOU CAN STILL EAT AT IT.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW HUNDRED
T
YOU HAD THIS IN YOU.
I'M IMPRESSED.
LAST TIME, BOB IGER WAS HERE.
THE CEO OF THE DISNEY
CORPORATION.
HE RUNS ABC, MARVEL, EVERYTHING
REALLY.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: HE WAS TELLING US A
STORY ABOUT, OF COURSE WE MOST
OF US WHO CARE KNOW THAT AT ONE
TIME SONY, WHICH OWNS THE RIGHTS
TO SPIDERMAN WAS PULLING
SPIDERMAN OUT OF THE MARVEL
UNIVERSE, AND IT WAS TERRIBLE,
AND YOU SOMEHOW, ACCORDING TO
BOB, SMOOTHED THAT OVER, IS THAT
CORRECT?
>> SORT OF.
I WOULDN'T SAY IT WAS ENTIRELY
MY DOING.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR DOING?
>> I SAVED SPIDERMAN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE SPIDERMAN.
>> WE WERE D-23, THE BIG DISNEY
CONVENTION.
AND THE NEWS HAD COME OUT.
I WAS DEVASTATED.
ALL MY MARVEL FRIENDS WERE THERE
TAKING MARVEL PICTURES, AND I
WAS LIKE, NOT ALLOWED TO BE IN
THEM.
IT WAS AWFUL.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU EXCLUDED FROM
THE PHOTOGRAPHS?
>> YEAH, IT WAS NOT THE BEST
DAY.
BUT ANYWAY, I ASKED IF I COULD
GET BOB'S E-MAIL, BECAUSE I JUST
WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU.
I JUST WANTED TO SAY, THIS HAS
BEEN AN AMAZING FIVE YEARS OF MY
LIFE.
THANK YOU FOR CHANGING MY LIFE
IN THE BEST WAY, AND I HOPE WE
CAN WORK TOGETHER IN THE FUTURE.
I GOT HIS E-MAIL AND HE SAID I'D
LOVE TO JUMP ON THE PHONE WITH
YOU AT SOME POINT, AND WHEN ARE
YOU FREE?
AND YOU DON'T GIVE BOB IGER A
SCHEDULE.
WHE
WHENEVER, BOB.
TWO, THREE DAYS GO BY, AND MY
FAMILY AND I WENT TO THE PUB
QUIZ IN OUR LOCAL TIME.
>> Jimmy: LIKE THE NIGHT OF
TRIVIA?
>> YEAH, WE'RE DOING A QUIZ.
AND I'M THREE PINTS IN, RIGHT?
HAVEN'T EATEN MUCH, AND I GET A
PHONE CALL FROM AN UNKNOWN
NUMBER.
AND I HAVE A FEELING, I THINK
THIS IS BOB IGER.
BUT I'M DRUNK.
SO ANYWAY, MY DAD'S JUST LIKE,
TAKE THE CALL, YOU'LL BE FINE.
SO I ANSWER THE CALL.
AND I'M LIKE HEY, BOB, WHAT WAS
THE QUESTION?
WHEN DID SNOW WHITE COME OUT?
1944.
1944, WRITE THAT DOWN.
NO, I DIDN'T DO THAT.
I SAID THANK YOU FOR THE
OPPORTUNITY, AND HE SAID THERE
IS A WORLD IN WHICH WE CAN MAKE
THIS WORK, AND THERE WAS A BUNCH
OF PHONE CALLS BACK AND FORTH,
AND TOM ROSSMAN WAS INSTRUMENTAL
IN THE PROCESS, AND IT WAS
INTERESTING FOR ME TO HAVE THESE
TWO STUDIO HEADS LIKE WHAT DO
YOU ANY I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: A CUSTODY ARRANGEMENT
IN A WAY.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I THINK BOB SAID YOU
CRIED ON THE PHONE, IS THAT
TRUE?
>> NO, I WEEPED.
NO, I DIDN'T WEEP, YEAH, I DID.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID A LITTLE BIT?
>> YEAH, I WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL,
BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT WAS ALL
COMING TO AN END.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS BAD NEWS.
IT REALLY WAS BAD NEWS.
>> WE HAD A REALLY GOOD PLAN FOR
WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO WITH
SONY, THE FUTURE WITH SPIDERMAN
WAS REALLY BRIGHT.
BUT IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO TAKE
HIM OUT.
WE BUILT SUCH A STRONG CHARACTER
IN THAT WORLD.
BUT I'M REALLY GLAD.
>> Jimmy: I'M REALLY GLAD YOU
GOD DR
GOT DRUNK AND GOT ON THE PHONE
WITH BOB.
>> I KNOW, YEAH.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD THE WAY
THINGS WORK OUT, ISN'T IT?
>> I KNOW, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
TOM HOLLAND, EVERYBODY.
"SPIES IN DISGUISE" OPENS IN
THEATERS CHRISTMAS DAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.