There's some crazy robots in Bikini Bottom,
but how big are they?
Let's compare the sizes of these underwater androids.
[sobbing]
[sighing]
Patrick, don't!
What?
[screaming]
You'll never catch me, Krabs!
Not when I shift into maximum overdrive!
Hi-ya!
I knew I should've gotten the turbo.
[screaming]
I do have a very special recipe.
Yes...?
For delicious kisses!
[gagging]
Cashina, would you mind if I kissed you?
Oh, Eugene. This is all moving so fast...
Just as I planned. [laughs]
Be gentle!
Purse lips.
Wow, what a woman!
[groans] Well, I finally did it.
I kissed a crab.
One Krabby Patty coming up lickety split.
[buzzing] Huh?
[buzzing]
Spat, is there something wrong, pal?
I would not dare touch such slop as this,
how you say, Krabby Patty.
I'll just set it for our quarry.
No...
- Money, money, money... - Ignore that one...
Aha! Bingo!
You have your orders, attack!
[beeping]
[loud smashing]
[beeping]
Oop, missed one.
Trash.
Hey, that's mine! I'm cleaning these offices!
Patrick, catch!
[beeping]
Trash.
[Patrick] No!
Run!
[panting]
And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker.
[beeping]
Oh, I can't even make a simple nutcracker!
Make me a Krabby Patty!
[beeping]
Response: Why don't you ask me later?
What? What?!
- Get welded. - Wait!
I command you! Make me a Krabby Patty!
I don't wanna.
[screaming]
[cackling]
Yes!
Sorry, Dad, I'd love to, but I'm leaving for college.
I went to college.
[sobbing]
[beeping]
[all gasping]
Gasp.
How could you do this, SpongeBob?
Giving me secret formula to this... impostor!
Don't listen to him, SpongeBob.
Remember: Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
I really did it!
Hey, Karen, guess what?!
I finally got the Krabby Patty secret formula!
How do you like me now?
[beeping]
[gasps] It's genuine.
Come here, you big hunk of aquatic organism!
Ooh, I knew you could do it!
[smooching]
Just don't blow it this time.
All right, Fred,
the next time you come in here with a hurt leg,
I'm going to replace it with...
With what?
A robot leg!
Cool!
It might be cool to you, Fred,
but how does the robot feel about it?
Don't take my leg! Don't take my leg!
[robotic sobbing]
And now, for the final touch.
Perfect!
With this disguise, that formula is as good as mine.
[laughing]
[clears throat]
I said, isn't there something odd about Bikini Bottom
since we got back?
No. But yes!
Just look at the giant medicine billboard!
It's missing a bolt on the bottom right corner!
Even worse than that, Patrick.
The police got new uniforms!
Oh, no! What did they do with those old ones?!
Woo-wey! It's all done! My greatest invention yet!
[beeping]
[flute, Japanese drums]
Sandy! What a neat robot!
[slow-motion] No!
[loud explosion]
Let me explain. You see, I was passing the tree,
and I thought it'd be funny if I gave you a surprise.
♪ Faster than light! Prepared to stop crime! ♪
♪ It's Mermaid Man... ♪
- Yeah! - Yay!
♪ If you're in a jam ♪
[screaming]
♪ It's Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy! ♪
[screaming]
Uh-oh.
[beeping]
I am ready to destroy Christmas.
Destroy Santa.
You want Santa, you've got to get through me.
Okey-dokey.
Oh, my.
Is that all you got?
[screaming]
Ooh, Squidward, you sound so tough.
Engaging battle mode!
[buzzer sound]
Uh-oh.
[screaming]
Am I really that pretty?
[screaming]
Oh, yeah, I am smooth.
I like you this much!
Wow!
Feel me!
[screaming]
Well, if I was a robot, which I'm not,
at least I'm well put together.
Not some rusted-out, steam-driven pile of junk!
Who you calling steam-driven?
[SpongeBob screaming] Quiet!