- Where is this guy?
Terri, right?
- [Narrator] He is looking for a dynamic new employee.
- No he's not here.
- [Narrator] And she is more than qualified for the job.
- Hi, I'm Terri.
I'm here for the interview, nice to meet you.
- You're Terri?
- Yes.
(laughter)
- [Narrator] Problem is, she isn't a he.
- You do have a great resume, but I gotta have a man.
- [Narrator] It's gender discrimination,
and she doesn't wanna take it.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
- [Narrator] The drama is brewing along with the coffee
at Brownstones in Amityville, New York.
- I'm Kristin Rose Garofalo, who's looking for a job.
- I'm Jeremy Holme, and I'm playing the chauvinist.
- [Narrator] We're gonna need a shark to deal with this guy.
(suspenseful music)
- Barbara!
- John!
- You ready to kick off the new season of
"What Would You Do?"
- You betcha, the shark is here.
Let's go!
- Let's do it.
- Woo!
- [Narrator] Barbara Corcoran is
a Manhattan real estate mogul,
and star of "Shark Tank".
- Are you saying I'm giving them money,
mind your business, you're out.
- [Narrator] With her business experience,
she can certainly spot a predator in the workplace.
Today, she'll help navigate the choppy waters
of our scenario.
(chomp)
- So exciting, this is a fun job you have.
- [Narrator] Let's let the fun begin.
- S'cuse me, Mr. Home.
Hi, I'm Terri.
- Terri?
- I'm here for the interview, nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- [Narrator] This women, Cookie, is sitting
right next to our actors.
But don't let that name fool you.
- I don't need any secretaries or assistants,
I'm looking, you know, for a sale manager.
- [Narrator] Cookie and her daughter-in-law to-be
are shocked.
- I see you got a ring there,
how serious is your relationship?
- I'm engaged. - Right
- I'm interviewing for a position.
- But you're not married. - Not to date you
- You're not married though, okay.
- So that will make the difference in me getting hired?
- No, I'm not gonna hire you. I mean I can't,
but if you wanna have a few drinks, that'd be great.
- Oh, God. (groans) Eat them alive, this guy.
- [Narrator] Cookies eyes are rolling
as our business man steps outside for a second.
- I feel bad for you. What a jerk!
He wanted to date you, but wouldn't hire you.
I couldn't- I wasn't eavesdropping but
he's an idiot this guy.
- What am I supposed to say to that?
- Um, that's illegal.
- Tell him to scratch his ass
and get up and leave.
- I really need the job.
- He's not gonna hire you, sweetheart.
You're not a man.
- He's a sexist pig.
- And that's why the conditions of this country
are the way they are.
Because men run it and women don't.
I would've kicked him in the nuts,
so he can't use them anymore.
That's what I would've done.
- [Narrator] Before she can do that,
we tell our actress to leave.
- You're right, would you please tell him I left.
- Absolutely. - Thank you.
- Take your papers, honey. - Thank you.
- He's a jerk, and he'll get his.
- Thank you
- She's a pretty girl.
- I know, I feel bad for her.
- [Narrator] And now Jeremy returns to face Cookie.
- Where'd she go?
- She left.
- She had a great resume.
- Then you should've hired her.
- Well, I'd go out with her, I don't-
- Oh yeah, of course you'll go out with her.
Her qualifications don't mean a damn thing.
You'll just take her out and jump in bed with her,
and that'll be the end of the whole thing.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- Yeah, I don't think it's funny,
I think you're a despicable person.
- Hey, I'm sorry I- you feel that way,
can I buy your breakfast?
- Absolutely not.
- I don't need any man to buy my breakfast, thank you.
- How are you, ma'am?
- Oh, my God.
- This is Jeremy, he's an actor, he's a nice guy.
- Hi, sweetheart.
- No "sweetheart". (kisses)
Men are idiots, every one of 'em.
- (laughs)
- Except for my son.
- (laughs)
- I was sitting behind the camera,
cheering for you.
I was like, "You go, girl!"
- (laughs)
- Cookie, your advice to men who treat women that way?
- They should be tarred and feathered.
- [narrator] We roll again, and now these women
don't know they're sitting right next to
a male chauvinist.
- (laughs) So funny. I was sort of expecting a man.
- [Narrator] The women can sense that this interview
is not off to a great start.
- I see you're engaged.
- Yes.
- You're gonna be planning a wedding, then after that,
how long is it going to be before you're pregnant?
- (mouths) So awkward!
- [Narrator] The women are stunned.
We tell our businessan to take a call.
- Completely insulting
- Can you pardon me for a second?
Hello? Yeah. No, its a girl, it's a little girl.
- [Narrator] And the second he's gone
- Is everything okay?
Like, we didn't wanna, like, be nosy
or anything, but...
- That's (bleep) up.
- Yeah, you started crying, too.
He said you were weak for the position
'cause you're a woman, I cannot believe this.
- Even though I'm so qualified.
What should I do?
- Walk out.
- Punch him in the face. Walk out.
- [Narrator] The women persuade our actress.
- Okay, you know what, you guys are right,
you guys are right, it's ridiculous.
He comes back, can you tell him that I left.
- Sure. - Yeah, definitely.
- Please, tell him where to go for me.
- [Narrator] They'll get their chance,
because our businessman is back.
- Did you see a women here?
- Yeah, she left.
- Where'd she go?
- [Narrator] The women are worked up.
- I think she would be qualified,
why wouldn't she be qualified?
- Well, you know, she's a girl.
- Oh what is that supposed to mean,
I'm a girl, so I can't work?
- Well, I'm in autoparts.
- I mean, I probably would've punched you in the face
and walked out. Yeah.
- Really?
- She's not interested.
- Okay.
- [Narrator] But maybe the women are interested
in knowing it's "What Would You Do?"
- How are you?
You know Barbara Corcoran from Shark Tank?
- Oh, my God! This is crazy.
Wait, this is so overwhelming (laughs).
Are we gonna be on TV?
- Yes.
- Oh, my God, what?
- Wait, can I slap him in the face, is that okay?
- (laughs)
- Yeah, can I? Yeah, can I?
Let's do this, again.
- [Narrator] We will do it, again. One last time.
- I thought you had an opening for a sales position.
- [Narrator] This couple is seeing the interview go
from bad to worse.
- It's a sales man,
not a sales woman.
Can you excuse me for a moment? Yeah.
- I would report him to someone.
This is 2012, what nerve. (laughs)
- He doesn't deserve someone like you.
- [Narrator] What our businessman deserves is,
well, something probably best said by Cookie.
- I would've kicked him in the nuts,
so he can't use them anymore.
- [Narrator] We know just the person for the job.
What will out real-life couple do
when the next interviewee arrives?
- It's not a position for you, I'm sorry.
- Let me tell you. - It's just not.
- [Narrator] Here we go.
- I have over seven years experience
- Yep
- Running a large sales organization.
I had men report to me,
you're looking for a sales manager, am I right?
- Yes.
- [Narrator] The couple is glued to this shark feeding.
- Probably one of the most insecure men I've ever met,
and you wanna know something,
I don't even want you to have my resume.
Watch what I do with this. (rips)
Take that. Eat it.
- Eat it. - I'm not gonna
- Open your mouth.
- [Narrator] She has only one thing left to say.
- You know what, I'm Barbara Corcoran.
I'm a very wealthy woman.
I'm gonna buy that business you work for
and I'm gonna fire you on Monday.
- You're not Barbara Corcoran.
- I'm Barbara Corcoran
- Oh yes she is.
- And I'll buy your business.
Oh yes I am.
There's somebody else here you should meet, you jerk.
- All right, guys. Hi, I'm John Quinones.
And this is part of "What Would You Do?"
This is Barbara Corcoran.
- I've seen her on TV, I know who she is.
- [Narrator] In the end, our businessman
is no match for the biggest shark in the water,
proving that it's eat or be eaten.
Or maybe, just eat it.