- Sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sunshine.
It's about time, time for sunshine.
(laughs)
Sunshi--
- Hello there, little buddy.
(both scream)
Oh, hey.
Why are you screaming?
- 'cause you're a monster.
- Me?
I'm not a monster.
- Yeah you are, you're a giant orange-eating lizard.
- Pretty sure I'm just a watermelon.
- You're Godzilla.
- Watermelon.
- Oh.
So you're not gonna eat me?
- Wasn't planning on it.
- Whatever Godzilla, that's not what Tokyo said.
(laughs)
- Ugh.
So hey, where's the rest of the party?
- Oh is it my birthday?
- No.
- Oh, I want a pony.
- No it's not your--
- And Nintendo Wii.
- No.
- And a pony that can play Wii.
- It's not your birthday.
- Oh.
Well is there cake?
- No, there's no cake.
- Well this party sucks.
I want my Wii pony.
- It's not that kind of party.
- Well what kind of party is it?
- Only the greatest party in the world.
Haven't you ever heard of the 4th of July?
- July who?
And why is there four of 'em?
- No, the 4th of July.
It's when we celebrate America's freedom.
And we do it by having barbecues,
parades, and shooting fireworks.
- Who are you?
- I'm Finale.
Grand Finale that is.
I'm the headliner.
You know, last guy on stage.
- Oh I want to see your show now.
- Later.
- No do it now.
- Not it's not even dark yet.
- Do it, do it, do it.
- No!
Even if I wanted to, I don't have a lighter.
- Well what about this then, will that work?
- Whoa hey, what are you doing?
- Whoa, put that down Orange.
- [Grand Finale] Do you know how dangerous that is?
(laughing)
- Sparkly.
- That's dangerous.
- Hey knock it off squirt.
Give me that thing.
- Okay.
(spits)
- Aw crap.
- Whoops.
- Put it out.
I'm not ready.
(blows on sparkler)
Stop it.
- Wow, Grand Finale really knows how to rock.
(laughing)
- Whoa!
- Uh oh.
(screams)
- No!
(explosion)
- Whoa.
(fireworks explode)
Wow!
What a bunch of hotheads.
(laughing)
(fireworks exploding)
Oh sparkly!
USA, USA!
- [Pear] Hey fruit lovers.
It's America's birthday so Orange and I
are showing you how to celebrate the 4th of July.
- [Orange] By blowing up America, that's how.
We're gonna setup my fireworks.
Let's do this thing.
Woohoo!
(laughing)
- [Pear] Easy, Orange.
There are other non-explosive ways
to celebrate Independence Day.
(laughing)
- [Orange] Really, there are?
- [Pear] Sure there are.
Like parades, or barbecues, or dressing up like Uncle Sam.
- [Orange] Uncle Sam?
Oh that's easy, I can do that.
- [Pear] What?
That is not how Uncle Sam dresses.
- [Orange] Sure it is, this is exactly
how my Uncle Sam dresses, see?
He's a naval orange.
(laughing)
- [Pear] I am not talking about your Uncle Sam,
I'm talking about the Uncle Sam.
- [Uncle Sam] I want you,
to blow up America this 4th of July.
- [Orange] Aw thanks Uncle Sam.
You're way cooler than my other Uncle Sam.
That guy was kind of wet behind the ears.
(laughing)
- [Pear] Orange stop!
Listen to me.
You'll get a chance to set off
fireworks when the sun goes down, okay?
But we have to wait 'til the end.
There are other way to celebrate the 4th of July,
and we have to do them first.
- [Orange] Fine.
I'll wait 'til the sun goes down.
- [Pear] Thank you.
Most important to remember is that
the 4th of July is a celebration of the birth of America.
- [Orange] Oh so it's a birthday party?
I'll put some candles on the cake.
(laughing)
- [Pear] Those aren't candles and you know it.
- [Orange] Fine.
Guess I'll move onto gifts.
- [Pear] Orange!
Is there TNT inside that present?
- [Orange] There is not, not, TNT inside this present.
- [Pear] I'm telling you dude,
the 4th of July isn't just about exploding fireworks.
- [Orange] Well if it's not, not about exploding stuff,
Pear, when do I get to explode stuff?
- [Pear] Holy moly I told you.
When the sun goes down we'll light off some fireworks.
But that won't be for hours.
- [Sun] Um speak for yourself there broski.
- [Orange] I want to explode stuff right this instant.
Yoinks!
Huh how, heck yeah Sun.
- [Uncle Sam] I want you to set off
those explosives which may or
may not be fireworks, right now!
- [Orange] Huh ha, heck yeah, Uncle Sam.
Well Pear, it looks like it's three votes to one,
in favor of lighting those off.
And nothing's more American than voting.
- [Pear] You've got a point.
- [Uncle Sam] He sure does.
And now he's got a light.
(rooster crows)
- [Orange] USA, USA, USA! - [Uncle Sam] USA, USA, USA!
(explosion)
- Attention kitchen.
The annual hot dog eating contest will being momentarily.
- I'm gonna eat you under the table this year, Frank.
- Fat chance Link.
I've been training hard, and you ain't hardly been training.
Oh!
- I've got another urgent announcement everyone.
My megaphone can do this.
(beeps)
- Ah stop it, I've got tinnitus.
- Hey we could get someone else to announce you know.
- Okay okay, just chill dog.
(laughing)
(groans)
Everyone got their mystery meat?
- Yup.
- Then on your marks, get set--
- [Announcer] Wait.
One final contestant would like to enter.
- It, it couldn't be.
- It's, the Great One.
- That guy's the Great One?
But he's just a teeny weenie.
(laughing)
Yo dogs, why you guys so afraid
of puny mcpunerson over there?
- Don't let his diminutive size fool you, Orange.
The Great One has never lost a
competitive eating contest, ever.
- I heard he trained in a secret cave, in Siberia!
- I hear he once literally ate a horse.
- I heard he's made of real beef.
- No fillers?
- No fillers.
- Whoa!
- The Great One is ready now.
Bring me the mystery meat.
- Yes oh Great One.
- What is this, a snack?
These portions are an insult.
Bring me more plates.
- Yeah oh Great One, right away oh Great One!
- Honorable competitors,
I look forward to defeating you all.
(maniacal laugh)
- Oh yeah?
If you win will you relish it?
(laughing)
- Was that a joke?
You dare to tease the Great One?
He who once consumed eight calzone-ies,
in but a single sitting?
- Eight calzones?
Meh that's not as good as seven.
- What?
Of course eight is better than seven.
Don't you know how numbers work?
- Sure I do.
You ate eight calzones, but seven ate nine.
(laughing)
- It's true, seven loves the munch.
- You maniac!
You're a cannibal!
(screaming)
- Enough of this nonsense.
I wish to win this competition
and return to my secretive life of training
deep within the Siberian caves.
- Told you.
- All right, all right, hold your hose meat.
Contestants, on your mark, get set, eat.
- I'm gonna go for it man,
I'm gonna try to beat the Great One.
- Don't do it, Frank.
No one goes toe to toe with the Great One.
- Bring me more plates!
- I don't care, Link.
This could be my one shot at greatness.
YOLO!
Another plate.
- Would you look at that?
Frank is picking up his pace.
He appears to be closing in on the Great One.
- You fool.
Turn back while you still can.
Another plate!
- No way Great One.
YOLO!
- Frank appears to be bulging.
This could be trouble.
- Frank!
Franky please stop, you're gonna burst.
- If I'm going out, it's in a blaze of glory.
YOLO!
(explosion)
- Oh Frank is out.
That bratwurst burst, ha ha!
Now it's down to two competitors.
Great One is in the lead,
but Link is hot on the hotdog tail.
- Frank I will avenge your death.
YOLO!
- This is gonna come down to the wire folks.
They're neck in neck.
Which wiener will be named the wiener.
(laughing)
Jokes!
- Another plate!
- You cannot win, Link.
You're not strong enough.
(maniacal laugh)
- Another plate.
- Yeah you're the weak Link.
(laughing)
(explodes)
- Oh and another one bites the punch.
Our winner and still champion of hot dog eating is
the Great One!
- Yes, yes!
I am truly the Great One.
Now where's my trophy?
(maniacal laugh)
- Here you go.
May I have everyone's attention, please.
I have a very important announcement.
I want you all to know that
(megaphone feedback)
- Turn that off.
Name me the winner already.
- Oh sorry, sorry, I bumped the button.
I oh no, oh no, that's not--
- Ugh fine we'll do it live.
Attention everyone.
I, the Great One, hereby declare myself, champion--
- Oh there we go, there we go, got it, got.
Whew.
Now I can tell you all this very important announcement.
- We know what the announcement is already.
It's just that I won--
- Hot dog eating contest.
- Obviously we know what the announcement is.
Now I will take my trophy and--
- Go!
Hot dog eating contest.
(gasps)
(screams)
- The Great One thinks this is painfully ironic.
I'm going out a wiener.
- Oh.
Well that totally bites.
(laughing)
(burp)
Well I guess there's nothing left to say except
Happy 238th birthday, America!
- Oh say can you see. - Oh say can you see.
(screaming)
(record scratch)
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
What happened to the eight?
- Blah!
- You monster!
- YOLO!
- [Orange] We win, it's opening.
- Hush up now y'all, everybody get yo behinds outta here.
- [Pear] About time!
- Neato burrito.
Whoa looks like we parked in a park.
(laughing)
- Whoa is this a picnic?
I've heard about picnics.
- Oh is this your first picnic?
Well I promise it'll be your last.
- What?
- Uh no no no, uh I mean it's gonna be a blast.
Yeah that's what I said.
- Yay I love explosions.
- Wait, wait, wait, that's not what she said.
- Aw just ignore her, she's obviously a basket case.
(laughing)
- Oh you better watch yourself honey.
- What, what did I do?
- You're probably right, Orange, it's a picnic right?
What could possibly go wrong?
(screaming)
But seriously am I the only one concerned about this?
- Yup, pretty much.
- Heh heh heh, classic, Pear.
- Seriously, I told you this is why no one read your tweets.
- Uh you should really quit with the jokes
and start listening to that pear.
Picnics are a dangerous place for food, sugar.
- Why am I being dragged into this?
- I know, right?
- Sorry guys.
But I have a really bad gut feeling about this picnic.
- Picnics aren't for worrying.
They're for one thing and one thing only.
- Not dying?
- No silly, picnics are for fun.
♪ Picnics are for playing ♪
♪ Rice cake Frisbee with your friends ♪
♪ Picnics are for toothpick lawn darts ♪
♪ Fun that never ends ♪
♪ Picnics are for playing fun sports ♪
♪ Like fruit basketball ♪
♪ Picnics are for cloud gazing ♪
♪ Hey that one looks like an apple ♪
(laughing)
- See, Pear there's nothing to be scared of here.
Picnics are just plain fun.
- Yay.
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
- Go ahead, Pear, give it a try.
♪ Picnics are for fun food stuff ♪
♪ That foods all like to do ♪
♪ Yay ♪
♪ Picnics aren't for worrying ♪
♪ They're for saying yahoo ♪
♪ Yahoo ♪
♪ Don't get so uptight ♪
♪ Go out and frolic in the sun ♪
- Go, Pear!
♪ Picnics are for one darn thing ♪
♪ And that one thing is ♪
- Frisbee!
(record scratch)
- Huh?
(screaming)
- Whoa!
Suddenly I feel very melancholy.
(laughing)
- Incoming!
(screaming)
- Whoa!
I haven't seen carnage like this in a long time.
(laughing)
Oh.
- See what did I tell you?
Nobody wants to listen to Basket.
- No no no no no, we can still save the picnic.
We can still find a way to have fun.
Right guys?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean look at that cloud.
It looks like a unicorn.
- Yay, my favorite cloud.
- Aw. - Aw.
(ominous music)
(thunder)
- What?
(lightening)
(screaming)
- Well this picnic didn't turn out
quite as fun as I thought it would.
- Yeah.
A lot more death and destruction
than I thought there would be.
- Maybe we should bolt, huh?
(laughing)
(lightening strikes)
- This place is terrible.
♪ Picnics are for playing ♪
♪ Rice cake Frisbee with your friends ♪
♪ Picnics are for toothpick lawn darts ♪
♪ Fun that never ends ♪
♪ Picnics are for playing fun sports ♪
♪ Like fruit basketball ♪