[SCREAMING]
Rosie, what's going on?
[SCREAMING]
Travelling when you're disabled
can be a right pain in the bum bum.
[SCREAMING]
But luckily
Mumma is here to help.
Chug it! Chug it!
I feel very upper class right now.
We're back and we're doing cities.
This is Mission: Accessible.
Not a lot of people know that
I am secretly very posh.
Do I look like Kate Middleton?
Say I look like Kate Middleton!
What are you doing here?
Welcome to my house.
This is not your house.
It is!
Are you not from up North where you eat deep-fried Mars bars?
No, I am a lady.
[LAUGHING]
I am Big Zuu. Grime MC, rapper, TV chef and resident of the Kensington Palace.
Rosie is not refined.
She's probably in there like
asking for someone's number or something.
She's probably moving to the waitress.
I don't think you're supposed to... back the tea.
It's not a shot.
Chug it! Chug it!
[CHEERING]
They hate us.
Right!
We're planning a holiday
for this guy, Ryan.
Let's see what Ryan's saying.
Hello TV's Rosie Jones.
Just shy of 12 years ago, I was travelling towards
a Kasabian gig, veered off of the road and collided head first with a tree.
Knocked me unconscious for just shy of a month, at which point I woke up
speaking a foreign language and without any sight whatsoever.
What language? That's mad.
The thing is, Rosie, in my 20s
I lived a rather wilder life,
including one trip to the Grand Canyon
with my family, where later on in the day, I actually found myself in a strip club.
With his family? [LAUGHING]
Mum, dad, sister.
Nana's going crazy in the private room.
I was a young man.
Everybody knows what that's like.
Though now I just want to go posh.
Yeah, he wants to be more refined.
Like me!
In short, what I want is a trip for my friends and I
that is incredible, immersive,
and as refined as possible.
Okay!
I am the lady
Yes!
to give him the refined trip
he's always wanted.
I don't think anyone from up North is refined.
We need to go.
What are you doing?
We've got stuff to do.
What are you doing?
Come on!
Where we going?
Oh, hello!
Do you think
I look like Kate Middleton?
A little bit.
A little!
Told you!
Posh.
As.
[SCREAMING]
That's so sick!
We are at the Science Museum.
It's full of amazing textures.
I've never seen that in my life.
You can touch.
[SCREAMING]
You can smell.
And I think Ryan would love it.
[LAUGHING]
Oh my god.
So this is amazing.
This is Audio Eyes
and it's been designed by
blind and sight-impaired people
for the Museum.
I mean the only bad thing about it
is that it's not my voice.
That's a rope.
That's some paper.
That's a sofa.
And that's two bags.
Easy.
So where are we going next?
Something that will blow your
tiny little mind.
It's a restaurant
on a bloody bus!
[HONKING]
Hello how you doing?
Hello!
So we go around London for an hour and 45 minutes.
Then you just have to scan the little dots
behind the monuments
to get all the information about it.
Okay.
You don't get posher than this.
You actually don't. I feel like James Bond.
Feel like I can kill you with the pen.
But also order a wine.
This is good for Ryan though, because they kinda like
explain all the things that we're driving past.
It's going to be salmon and vinaigrette.
I feel very upper class right now.
Do you?
Because you don't look it.
Remember that we're being refined today.
So don't eat it like a pig.
Do you want some butter?
Just to make it...make it work a little bit.
[LAUGHING]
Hiya, Ryan.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
Hello! How are you both?
Oh, we are so good.
We are eating posh food on a bus.
Just playing with all our senses.
You will love it. Fantastic!
I'm absolutely certain that would be the case. Definitely!
You know what Zuu?
I think I need to just...
Why does everything go in the napkin, fam?
I just need some me time.
Why?
So, you wait here,
do like eight more laps of London,
and I'll see you later, alright?
What about the bill?
You sort that out.
This girl, man!
I like big Zuu but have you ever met someone
who is just too loud?
And gets too excited -
Why are you laughing?
I put Zuu in the bin
and now I'm having some Mum time.
Ryan will absolutely love it.
It's all about the senses.
Are you ready for the show?
You didn't get that in series one, did you?
Oh my god!
This will get us a BAFTA.
Floating boobs.
See the difference between
refined people and unrefined people,
is unrefined people just yap, yap, yap.
Yap, yap, yap, all the time.
And they never stop talking.
Whereas refined people know when to...
So, Rosie, where have you been?
Did you miss me at all? Was you like missing my presence?
Umm...
Well, I'm glad you're here now.
We are going to travel in style.
Oooh!
I'm going to give her a chance
and we'll see if she can prove that she has a little bit of class. You know?
We'll see. We'll see.
What is this?
It's a boat!
I was expecting, like a ferry or yacht, or canapés, a couple sexy ladies on the deck.
You're getting nothing from me.
I've been in the River Thames before.
I was doing kayaking.
Why?
Because they were trying to get the youth off the streets.
So they thought let's put them on the water.
I've got a surprise.
Oh my god!
Champagne!
This actually looks like a kid level champagne.
What year is this from? This is not, this is...
Zuu, Zuu, shut up and open it.
It doesn't even have a cork! What is this?
To Ryan. To Ryan.
This is what real ladies do.
Just on a boat with a lovely little glass of champagne.
And a beautiful young man.
Where?
Yo, what's good, Ryan?
Hello, Ryan!
Hello, both of you.
How are things with yourselves?
Oh, we have had an epic day.
How do you feel about speed boats?
I am absolutely fine with boats.
And in truth, I'm sure the faster,
the better, you'll get more of an exhilarating thrill.
Ryan, ready!
[SCREAMING]
Ryan, when you feel the wind going through your hair...
you're gonna feel mad!
See you later!
Bye, Ryan.
See you later.
Nice to speak to you.
[SCREAMING]
Rosie what's going on?!
[SCREAMING]
This is lovely! So classy!
[LAUGHING]
Where's my champagne gone?
I think the boat took it.
How do you still have yours?
I've got steady hands.
Get out! Get out!
I can't.
Get out, Zuu.
Sorry I...
Swim.
Zuu, I am classy aren't I?
You're more classy than me.
Let's put it like that.
I'll take that.
Will you spit me some bars?
Yo! First name, Rosie.
Second name, Jones.
We've been doing our thing, it's time to go home.
Teaching all the people about accessibility.
Rosie's a little boss, and I am the bigger G.
She's going to show you the places you can go.
I'm tight, Rosie.
You already know Jones.
Me and her together
that's Derek and Jan.
If you talk rubbish, then you ain't fam.
Lady!
Lady! Lady!
Cheers!
Cheers! I love you.
Love you, too.