-Welcome back, everybody.
We are hanging out with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar right here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kareem, you're a legend both on and off the court,
so I thought you could help me settle some of the biggest
and most important debates ever.
-Okay. -You ready to do this?
All right, it is time for "Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Settles It."
-♪ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar settles it ♪
♪ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar settles it ♪
-All right. Here we go.
First up.
-Indoor because it won't rain and you --
the sun won't beat you up.
-Yeah. There you go.
That's the game. That's a great answer.
[ Applause ]
-Popsicles when I want to think about learning the game
uptown when I was a kid.
And ice cream when I want to get emotional about watching
the movie "Titanic."
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
-That's correct.
-Oh, geez, roller coasters.
Water slides are nothing but outdoor bidets.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cymbal crashes ]
-Yeah, yeah.
You build up enough speed -- Yeah, you're right, yeah.
Oh, how about this? This is interesting.
Ooh, I think I know the answer to this one.
-The tears of the 1985 Celtics
when they lost to the Lakers in the finals.
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[ Drumroll ]
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[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my gosh.
I was going to say mustard, but --
[ Laughter ]
Oh, this one -- I think I know the answer to this one.
-No way, man.
-Yeah. Yeah, no. -That's like putting --
that's like putting anchovies on Jell-O.
-[ Laughs ] Yeah, don't do that.
Let's go into movies -- summer movies.
-"Minions" because they copied my goggles.
-Oh, yeah. That's right, yeah.
-My signature goggles.
-Your signature -- that's right.
Yeah, okay. Good, you're right.
-I'd rather have a choice between either of them.
[ Laughter ]
-"Star Wars." I always wanted to play a giant monster in a movie
and for Chewbacca, it's not going to be hard
to learn his lines.
-[ Laughs ] J.J., George Lucas, you watching this? Come on.
-Coleslaw. People don't want to be near me
anytime I've had a bowl of baked beans.
[ Laughter ]
-Slam dunk if I want to intimidate.
Skyhook if I want to show people they can't stop me
if they tried.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-And then I have to ask you this.
Finally, once and for all...
[ Audience oohs ]
Oh, come on. You have to answer. -No, no, no.
-You have to answer. You have to answer.
-I'll answer. The G.O.A.T. --
the G.O.A.T. Committee meets in secret, okay?
[ Laughter ]
So...
That's just something we're not going to know about, you know?
But if Lebron breaks my record this next year coming up,
that will be one last record
that I won't have to worry about ever again.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Okay. But the greatest of all time?
Can I just say it?
-Why not?
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
[ Cheers and applause ]
My thanks to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
More information about his charity, the Skyhook Foundation,
can be found at kareemabduljabbar.com.
We'll be right back with Kristen Bell.