(rhythmic piano music)
- Hey, babe. How was work?
- I spent an hour and a half trying
to teach her to copy-paste.
- So what do you wanna do tonight?
- I can't. Go on without me.
Live your best life. Leave me down here to die.
- Netflix and takeout is fine with me.
- (sighs) No, I'll rally. It's Friday.
If not now, when?
- When what?
- Let's go out. We're young, we're alive.
This is our time.
- Yeah. Let's dance like nobody's watching.
Ya know? Sing like no one's listening.
Eat like we'll never get full.
- We should probably do laundry.
- Probably do laundry.
- We could still go out.
- Yeah, it's early.
- We could go to a movie.
- Yeah. Anything you wanna see?
- I don't know. Anything you wanna see?
(video game music)
- Stop letting me win!
- I've been trying to beat you. Really hard.
When did you get so good at Eternal Champions?
- Rematch.
- I thought you wanna go to a movie.
- It's too late to go for a movie.
We could get drinks.
- Sure.
- After I beat you for real.
- You have been beating me for real.
- I am not going out on a hollow victory.
(man sighs)
- We can go out tomorrow.
- Yeah.
- Like all day. Do only outside stuff.
Like brunch!
- Yes.
- We should go to bed soon.
- Definitely. Big day tomorrow.
- Yeah.
(TV laughter)
(birds chirping) - No.
- We can still make brunch if we get up right now.
- Okay.
- Dammit!
- What?
- It's 3:30!
- (groans) What are you doing?
- Redeeming the weekend.
- [Man] By doing laundry?
- Well, if we're not gonna go for a hike or go to a museum.
- You wanna go to a museum?
- It doesn't matter now. We've already lost the whole day.
- Not the whole day.
- [Woman] The whole day!
- Think a dryer's opened up?
- What?
(TV laughter)
(uplifting music)
- We are going out.
- What?
- We are not going to sit in our
own filth until Sunday night.
We're going out. I know you're tired.
I know you don't wanna put on a bra.
But I believe in you. And I believe in us.
- Okay.
- Okay. So where you wanna go?
- You don't have a plan.
- That was my plan.
To shower, get dressed, make my speech, and then ask you--
- To do the hard part.
Ugh!
- That didn't go as well as I planned.
How 'bout the Rec Room?
- No, I am not showering and getting
dressed to go to a dive bar.
What about that new place on Gleason?
- The one that doesn't have a sign outside?
- Yeah, I heard that you have to crawl
through a kayak just to get inside.
And they have alcoholic flavored
cotton candy and a DJ on roller blades.
- Isn't that dangerous?
- Isn't it?
- We should really buy a second shot glass.
- To the best night ever.
- The best night ever!
- [Woman] Woo! - [Man] Ah.
(heavy dance music)
- Is it okay if we never go out again?
- Absolutely.
- (sighs) We should go to bed.
- We can still do brunch tomorrow.
- Yeah, brunch is easy. And tasty.
- We can finish laundry.
- Totally. We should go to bed.
- [Man] Okay. - [Woman] In a minute.
- Dammit! (man groans)
(shushing)
(calm, plucky music)
- Well, at least we tried.
Did we ever put the clothes in the dryer?
Have a great day!
(car door slams)
(melodic instrumental music)