Since we can't go anywhere, it's been hard to do things.
It's even hard for my show because I can't have anyone
here and I used to love playing with audience members
and playing games and stuff like that
but we can't do that right now.
So you got the next best thing.
Some of my staff members, we're going
to play Spill The Tea Staff Edition.
Let's meet our contestants.
First we have Matt Wright.
He's one of my producers.
You might know him as pickle boy or that guy from the abbey.
Next we have Claudia, she's my audience producer.
She doesn't live in Vegas but she may as well.
Then we have tWitch.
tWitch used to be our fake DJ and now he's
our real co-executive producer.
Next is Bente, she is one of my writers.
It looks like her name is pronounced Bente but it's not,
it's Bente.
And finally, Alexia.
She's a PA.
I just found out that means production assistant.
I thought that meant personal attorney.
She knows a lot about me right now.
All right, I am going to reveal five secrets
that we found out about you.
I am going to try to match the secret with the person.
If I can match all five, I win a prize.
If I can't, It was an honor to be playing
alongside with all of you.
The first secret is I used to lick electrical outlets
as a kid.
I got paid to watch men take their clothes off online.
Well that doesn't seem like something
Matt would want to do.
I sang the national anthem at Shea Stadium
before a Mets game.
David Copperfield made me disappear onstage at his show.
My dog is bilingual.
I shall now match the secret to the person.
I'm going to start with this one.
Can't get close to them.
I used to lick electrical outlets as a kid,
I believe tWitch would do something like that.
All right, I sang the national anthem Shea Stadium.
I think you did that.
And this is so obvious and you were trying to like fool me
but I think you actually somehow.
I don't know what this job was but I think,
I think these would be like oh, these are too obvious
so it's not going to be them but I feel really confident in all
of my choices.
I just change my mind.
Hold on.
I think-- Can you put that up there?
All right, let me see how many I got right.
OK.
Hey, Zenor.
Come out and help me.
OK, all right.
I think that switch with, switch David Copperfield over
to Claudia.
I get paid to watch men take their clothes off online.
I don't know what that job is.
Give that to Bente.
Yeah, let's try the, let's switch those.
So let's go to she has a dog that's bilingual.
Alexia does and then Matt sang the national anthem
at Shea Stadium.
Let's see what happens now.
Well that means obviously Twitch used
to lick electrical outlets because that's
the only one I kept the same.
OK, let's change the national anthem to Bente.
Put the I got paid to watch men take their clothes off
online to Claudia and David Copperfield to Alexia
and then my dog is bilingual, Matt do you have a dog?
Give the bilingual dog to Twitch and the electrical outlet
to Matt.
All right, let's see what this is.
All right, should I give up or should I try one more time?
One more time.
All right, let's try have Claudia
sing the national anthem and then Bente's dog, Bente's dog
is bilingual, bilingual I think.
Just put that on tWitch.
All right, how many right now?
Still just one probably.
Oh, I got two right.
All right, so who's, whose dog is bilingual?
You know what, I was going to do that early on
and you sang the national anthem?
No.
No, you sang the national anthem?
My fifth grade class, we have chorus class.
We went and sing the anthem at Shea Stadium.
It was like 84, 85 Met so it was a big deal.
Wow.
That's what I've been told.
Wow.
That's, yeah.
That is my dream job.
So you licked outlets as a kid?
A Toddler, yeah.
Yeah.
And then my mom stopped me, stuck my finger in an outlet
and I got shocked so I never did it again.
Wow.
That'll do it.
Yeah, wow.
How's your relationship with her now?
Good, I'm afraid.
Yeah right, whatever.
Yeah and what did you do, what kind of job
is that tWitch that you got paid to watch
men take their clothes off?
It was, it was research from Magic Mike.
Like it was that, it was research,
like you see what I'm saying?
Like I-- No, I don't see what you're saying.
You don't?
Look like I hadn't, I hadn't stripped before
in a professional sense so I peruse the internet
for a stripper performance.
For Magic Mike?
Yes, for Magic Mike.
I see.
Just want to be clear on that.
Yes.
Yes, that was the tricky part.
Yes, that was yeah.
Yeah, I should have taken Magic Mike into consideration.
Yeah, yeah.
That's how you play Spill The Tea.
For playing, all of us are getting hand sanitizer.
All right.