- What a bad question, Buzzfeed.
What a bad question.
- I can't even blame the fans
'cause I wrote that.
- Next question.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Hello, I'm Tom.
- And I'm Sam.
- We are at the first ever RuPaul's DragCon UK.
- And we're here to ask some drag queens
some would you rather questions.
- Scandal.
(Sam laughs)
- Would you rather go on a six-week cruise
with Alyssa Edwards, or start a small business with Katya?
- Oh, six-weeks cruise with Alyssa
because that would be absolute hell
for everybody else on the cruise.
- Feel like you two would sink the boat or something.
- Mama, Ms. Cheryl, Ms. Cheryl,
should we perform "Shut UP and Drive" again tonight?
- I would do the cruise with Alyssa.
- And why's that?
- Because I know I could throw her overboard.
- (laughs) There you go.
- It'd be a lot easier.
But actually, no, she's got some recent injections,
so she might float, so I wouldn't technically kill her,
but we could lose her for a couple of days,
which is not bad.
Yeah, that's what I would do.
I don't know if I'd go in business with Katya.
She's too busy up Trixie's ass, so let her have that.
- Oh my god, six-week cruise with Alyssa Edwards.
- And why's that?
- Well, I just did a six-week tour with her.
- Oh, so you've done it.
- I've basically done it.
She is a (beep) lunatic.
- Small business with Katya,
because the cruise wouldn't take off on time
because Alyssa is always late.
- Everyone has said that to me.
- Bitch, always late.
- Would you rather be picked up by Mimi Imfurst,
or slapped in the face by Asia O'Hara?
- Slapped in the face, hello.
- And why's that?
- Just 'cause it's better, isn't it?
Would you rather be slapped in the face by me,
or picked up by Asia O'Hara?
- I'd rather be slapped in the face by you.
It sounds more dramatic.
Ah.
- I think I'd rather be slapped in the face
by Asia O'Hara, because,
if any of her flawlessness could rub off of me,
that's just fine.
- I would choose Mimi Imfurst just to see
if she could pick me up.
- I get it.
- Probably not.
- Slapped in the face by Asia O'Hara.
- And why's that?
- Well, because it's Mimi Imfurst.
No, sorry, she's my sister.
- How hard is the slap?
- It's pretty (beep) hard.
- Um, I'd rather get slapped.
I would like Mimi to stay
a good 100 feet away from me.
- I'll take a slap from Asia any day.
- That's a popular option.
- I mean, I love her to pieces.
- She's over there.
Go and do it now.
- Asia, do you want to slap me?
- Would you rather lose your shoes
or lose your wig during a lip sync?
- Neither, but I would probably rather lose my wig
and then have another one underneath.
- Oh, Roxxxy Andrews there.
- I lose the shoes anyway.
I'm gonna change them in a second, I don't care.
- I would rather lose my shoes.
I think, when I lose my wig,
everybody gonna think I look like James St. James.
(Tom laughs)
- Transformations.
- Transformation.
- Shoes, all the way.
Even in my booth, I've asked for no waist-down photos
because I didn't have any shoes on the whole time,
and I'm okay with that.
- That is great.
- Working queens, we gotta preserve our feet.
- Well, that doesn't really apply to me,
but, yes, what a bad question, Buzzfeed.
What a bad question.
- I can't even blame the fans
'cause I wrote that.
- Next question.
- Category is British punk or royal wedding?
- British punk.
- Why?
- 'Cause it's just raw, and in your face,
and that is the story of my life.
- Probably British punk because it would be more fun.
A royal wedding just sounds like a snoozefest, no offense.
- A royal wedding.
- Why?
- Camp.
- Royal wedding, I think just because
I have a lot of mother of the bride dresses,
and me and Liz, we'd have a great time.
- Oh, it's so true.
I can see you in Buckingham Palace.
- Oh, yes, I'd wear flats like today.
- Royal wedding.
- British punk all the way.
- The royals, they're so romantic.
- Royal wedding, can I please be invited?
I want to wear a fascinator that will gag the queen.
Yes, please, me, royal wedding.
- Would you rather change your drag name
to the street you grew up on
or to your first pet's name?
- The street I grew up on is Meadow,
and then my first pet's name is Honey.
- Oh, I love that.
- Both sound like stripper names,
so I would just do Honey Meadow.
- Leslie Avenue, I think
that's quite a good drag name, isn't it?
I'd choose the street name.
- I want to meet Leslie Avenue.
- She's standing right here.
(laughs)
- Mine would be Lucy.
I had a fish called Lucy, but she lived
for, like, two days, and I flushed her,
so I'd choose that as an homage to her.
- I'm trying to find out your password, so.
- Oh (laughs) we're so stupid.
- And your mother's maiden name.
- The street I grew up on.
- Which was?
- Would be Cleese Charles.
- Oh my god, that's fabulous.
- Yeah, it's well, rather than Jack,
which was my first dog.
- Oh, and welcome to the stage Jack.
- (laughs) Can you imagine?
- Would you rather only wear pussycat wigs
or only lip-sync to RuPaul songs?
- Only RuPaul songs.
I do not have a face to carry short hair.
I'm like a shaft with two googly eyes glued onto it,
so I need something to kinda.
- Feel like it's sinning in church,
but I think I'll go with the pussycat wigs.
- Oh.
Get out, get out.
- She can't hear me, so it's fine.
I'll pick that.
- I'll take lip-syncing to RuPaul songs
because I love every single one of them.
Have you heard the new album?
- I have.
♪ I'm living my life in London ♪
- I would rather just lip-sync to RuPaul songs.
I don't look good in a pussycat wig.
I'll leave that to Monet.
- Oh, pussycat wigs for the (beep) win, bitch.
- What are you saying about RuPaul's music?
(queen in purple dress laughs)
- Can you use that?
I said ass.
Is that a problem? - No, perfect.
- Okay, good, okay, got it.