I LOVE ALL OF YOU.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE.
OH, I MISSED YOU SO.
DANA PERINO WILL NEVER HOST
AGAIN.
TOO MANY OF THE COMMENTS WERE
POSITIVE.
BUT WE’VE GOT SO MANY THINGS
GOING ON, WHICH MEANS IT’S TIME
FOR GREG’S ICY TRIM THAT’S
WORTHY OF A FANTASTIC MONOLOGUE.
>> Greg: WAIT.
THAT’S NOT WHAT I ORDERED.
YOU LEFT SOMETHING OUT.
>> SORRY, GREG.
YES, YOU DON’T GET THIS
BRILLIANCE ON SPECIAL REPORT.
IN YOUR FACE BRET BAIER.
GUTFELD RULES.
>> Greg: YEAH.
THAT’S MORE LIKE IT VOCAL GUY.
STILL THERE ARE BIG CHANGES
AFOOT AND NOT JUST AINSLEY
EARHARDT QUITTING SMOKELESS
TOBACCO.
HERE’S NOT WATCHING.
BOILS DOWN TO ONE WORD, LIMIT.
WE’VE REACHED THAT.
YEP, WE’VE PUT OUR FOOT DOWN
LIKE A DRUNK PAUL PELOSI RUNNING
A RED LIGHT.
LET’S START AT THE BEGINNING.
THE RECALL OF THE SS SCHOOL
BOARD MEMBERS.
AFTER YEARS OF WOKENESS, VOTERS
FINALLY PUT THEIR SORRY ASSES TO
SLEEP.
REMEMBER THEY WANTED TO CHANGE
THE NAMES TO SCHOOLS DURING THE
COVID CRISIS, THE VOTERS TOLD
THEM TO HIT THE ROAD, AND IN SAN
FRAN, THAT ROAD IS COVERED WITH
[BLEEP].
THERE’S NETFLIX TELLING ITS
EMPLOYEES IF YOU’RE TOO
SENSITIVE TO WORK HERE, DON’T.
GOD, IF I HAD A NICKEL EVERY
TIME I SAID THAT WHEN I WAS
DIRECTING THOSE SNUFF FILMS IN
THE ’80s.
OH, YEAH.
SAME THING WITH SPOTIFY WHO
BACKED JOE ROGEN OVER NEIL YOUNG
AND OTHER WASHED UP ARTISTS.
THEIR CALLS WERE IGNORED LIKE MY
SISTER’S BATHROOM REQUESTS FOR
BATHROOM BREAKS NOT ON MY WASH.
CNN NEW BOSS ANNOUNCED
PARTISANSHIP IS DONE.
BUT NOBODY HEARD THE
ANNOUNCEMENT BECAUSE HIS HEAD
WAS SO FAR UP BIDEN’S ASS.
BUT LIKE KAT’S COLLEGE DEGREE,
WE’LL BELIEVE IT WHEN WE SEE IT.
BUT AT LEAST CNN ADMITS THEIR
TRUMP DERANGEMENT POISONED THEIR
BRAND.
BET BRIAN STELTER IS SWEATING
RIGHT NOW AND IT HAS NOTHING TO
DO WITH TAKING THE STAIRS.
HE’S OVERWEIGHT.
THE WASHINGTON POST FIRED A WOKE
REPORTER WHO BAD MOUTHED
CO-WORKERS ON TWITTER AND AFTER
SOME WIMPYNESS THE BOSS, FINALLY
FOUND THEIR LIMIT AND OFF SHE
WENT LIKE JIM ACOSTA’S HAIRPIECE
AFTER AN IRK SWALWELL FART.
BILL MAHER SHOWS UP EVERY FRIDAY
SOUNDING LIKE THE BASTARD SON OF
HENRY KISSINGER AND MARGARET
THATCHER.
AFTER YEARS SOUNDSR FOLES LIKE
MAHER FOUND HIS LIMIT.
CHESS ABU DANE GOT RECALLED LIKE
A TOYOTA WITH A DEFECTIVE AIR
BAG AFTER THE PUBLIC HAD ENOUGH
OF VIOLENT CRIME.
THIS MAY BE THE FIRST OF RECALLS
AGAINST SORROWS BACKED.
JOHNNY DEPP WENT TO TRIAL THE
PUBLIC LARGELY AGREEING WITH HIS
SIDE OF THE STORY.
THE ME TOO DEFENSE DIDN’T
PROTECT AMBER HERD FROM FACTS.
PEOPLE SAW THROUGH HER CRAP.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: TURNS OUT SHE LOVES
CORN ON THE COB.
PICNIC SEASON.
NOW ELON MUSK ANNOUNCES HE’S
VOTING REPUBLICAN FOR THE FIRST
TIME IN HIS LIFE.
SO WHAT DO ALL THESE THINGS HAVE
IN COMMON?
PEOPLE FOUND THEIR LIMIT.
THE SLIPPERY SLOPE FINALLY HIT A
BRICK WALL.
LET’S NOT REJOICE JUST YET THERE
ARE OTHER PLACES ALSO SCREAMING
FOR THAT BRICK WALL.
BLACK ON BLACK CRIME AT WHAT
POINT DOES THE MURDER RATE SEEM
UNACCEPTABLE TO DEMOCRATS.
WE’RE ALREADY THERE, BUT NOT THE
DEMS.
WHY IS THAT?
WHAT’S THEIR LIMIT.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ARE WE
PAYING ATTENTION TO IT TO EVEN
KNOW IF THERE IS A LIMIT.
BECAUSE LIMITS TO TECHNOLOGY ARE
ELUSIVE WE NEVER THINK ABOUT
THEM UNTIL IT’S TOO LATE AND
WE’RE ALL ENSLAVED BY SEXY
ROBOTS.
MY DREAM.
CHILDREN AS GENDER EXPERIMENTS.
IF YOU TOLD ME THE SOLUTION FOR
GENDER CONFUSION IN A PRE TEEN
IS SURGERY AND HORMONES, I’D SAY
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU JOSEPH.
THE ONLY TRANSITIONING THIS
ADMINISTRATION SHOULD BE
CONCENTRATING ON IS THE ONE
THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN IN 2024
WHEN THEY HAND THE WHITE HOUSE
KEYS BACK TO THE ADULTS.
YEAH, HUH?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: I’LL TAKE IT.
WHY NOT?
BY THE WAY, SEX-ED IN HIGH
SCHOOL I GET IT FINE BUT GENDER
INSTRUCTION FOR TODDLERS?
KNOCK IT OFF YOU PERFECT VERSE.
AND YES, DRAG SHOWS ARE
ENTERTAINING, IT’S AWESOME
SEEING PERFORMERS WHO ARE BAD AT
SINGING COMEDY AND STRIPPING ALL
AT THE SAME TIME.
BUT FOR KIDS?
REALLY?
NAH.
AND WHERE ARE THOSE TEACHERS
UNIONS?
HAVEN’T THEY HAD ENOUGH OF THIS?
HAVEN’T WE HAD ENOUGH OF THEM.
THEY DESTROY OUR SCHOOLS AND
COME OUT AGAINST SCHOOL CHOICE
SO YOU’RE STUCK WITH THEM.
IS IT TIME TO SAY MY KID MY
CHOICE?
IT’S HAPPENING WITH THE SCHOOL
BOARD.
BUT BEHIND EVERY SCHOOL BOARD IS
A SCHOOL UNION.
TRANS ATHLETES, THERE AREN’T
THAT MANY SO WHAT’S THE PROBLEM.
WELL WHEN BY LOGICALLY FEMALE
ATHLETES ARE NO LONGER WINNING,
WHERE’S THAT LIMIT GOING TO COME
UP?
TRANSACT VISITS DON’T CARE.
WHEN SHOULD YOU CARE.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, WHEN DO WE
ASK WHAT’S THE RIGHT NUMBER OF
PEOPLE TO LET IN.
DETERMINE THAT AND THEN PROTECT
THE SOUTHERN BORDER BUT WE DON’T
KNOW THE LIMITS BECAUSE NO ONE
WANTS TO ASK THE NUMBER.
PUT THE ISSUE TO PROCESS AN
ILLEGAL GAL AND SOLVE THE
PROSECUTOR.
JANUARY OFTH THIS REHASH NEVER
ENDS AND FOR ONE PURPOSE ONLY,
POLITICS.
DO WE HAVE A LIMIT TO THIS MEDIA
PARTY CONCLUSION.
IT’S BASICALLY LIZ CHEYNEY’S
AUDITION TO THE VIEW.
AT LEAST THERE SHE’LL BE KNOWN
AS THE HOT ONE
>> A SEXIST WOULD SAY.
>> Laura: HERE’S THE TIP WHEN
CASTING PROP BEGANEDING DON’T
MAKE ADAM SCHIFF THE LEADING
MAN.
THAT’S LIKE CASTING FLIPPER TO
PLAY LASY.
WE’RE SEEING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
PUSHING BACK AGAINST THOSE WHO
PUSH OUR LIMITS.
♪
>> THAT’S WHEN I FOUND OUT I’M
NOT ADOPTED.
OH, EXCUSE ME.
CAN WE GET SOME WATER PLEASE.
>> SURE, YOU WANT SPARKLING TAP
OR FEVER?
>> TAP’S FINE.
SO I LOVE THIS PLACE, THE CHEF,
THE MENU IS INCREDIBLE.
OH, MY GOD, EXCUSE ME, THAT’S
ENOUGH, THAT’S ENOUGH.
>> WHO CARES, IT’S FREE.
NO LIMITS, MAN.
>> NEVER CLASSY SHE IS SO SASSY
FEELING MALIGNED TOTALLY LOSING
HER MIND, CAN’T KEEP OPINIONS TO
HERSELF WITH WHITE FOR JILLITY
ON HER BOOKSHELF.
OVEREDUCATED AND UNDERMEDICATEED
SHE WON’T BE HAPPY UNTIL WE’RE
ALL CASTRATED.
SHE’S THE ONE THAT WE CALL DIRT
BAG DEB
♪
>> I’M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, DEB
YOU CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS.
OVER-SERVING THE CUSTOMERS PLUS
YOU FILED 82 HR COMPLAINTS SINCE
TUESDAY.
>> SORRY I CARE ABOUT CREATING
AN INCLUSIVE NON-TOXIC WORK
ENVIRONMENT.
>> YOU DON’T EVEN WORK HERE.
>> DON’T MAN EXPLAIN MY
EMPLOYMENT STATUS.
>> I NEVER INTERVIEWED FOR A
JOB.
>> THAT REMINDS ME I WOULD LIKE
TO FILE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU
DENYING ME AN INTERVIEW.
>> THANKS FOR COMING BY.
ALL RIGHT.
TAKE CARE.
>> Greg: YEAH.
DIRT BAG DEB.
THE POINT IS, SOCIETY PROGRESSES
UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT IT’S
ACTUAL PROGRESS BUT LIKE
CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM IT’S NOT
THE CASE WHEN IDEOLOGY REPLACES
REALITY INSTEAD SOCIETY BREAKS
DOWN AND PEOPLE SUFFER.
JUST TODAY I HAD TO LET GO OF MY
BUTLER.
IT WAS VERY, VERY SAD.
BUT WE ARE WAKING UP AND
RETAKING CONTROL BECAUSE IF
WE’VE LEARNED ANYTHING IN THE
PAST COUPLE YEARS, IT’S WHEN IT
COMES TO LIMITS, NOTHING SHOULD
BE OFF-LIMITS, INCLUDING TERM
LIMITS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>> LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S
GUESTS.
HE’S NEVER SERIOUS, EVEN ON
SIRIUS.
COMEDIAN COHOST OF THE JIM
NORTON KEN ROBERTS SHOW ON
SIRIUS XM JIM NORTON.
YES.
WAY TO THANK THE AUDIENCE, JIM.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T DO THAT.
>> SHE GOT MORE TIME ON THE
SIDELINE THAN A JUG OF GATORADE.
FORMER SPORTS CASTER MICHELE
TAFOYA!
[CHEERS AND
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: HE’S NOT YOUR FATHER’S
REPUBLICAN LEADER.
HE JUST LOOKS LIKE HE IS.
AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE UNION
CHAIRMAN MATT SCHLAPP!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: SHE’S GOT MORE FAKE
HAIR THAN A BRITISH JUDGE
>> Kat: YEAH
>> Greg: FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR
KAT TIMPF
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: JIM, ALWAYS A PLEASURE
TO SEE YOU.
>> Jim: THANK YOU GREG GREAT TO
SEE YOU
>> Greg: YOU ARE A POLITICAL SHA
MAN PEOPLE GO TO YOU WITH THE
DEEPEST QUESTIONS WHEN THERE’S
POLITICAL TURMOIL.
ARE YOU SENSING LIKE ME THERE’S
A MOVEMENT TOWARDS LIMITS AND DO
LIMITS HELP YOU IN YOUR LIFE?
>> Jim: THAT’S AN EXCELLENT
QUESTION AND I FORGOT THE FIRST
PART ALREADY
>> Greg: THE FIRST PART IS DO
YOU SEE A TREND COMING WITH THE
IDEA OF LIMITATIONS AND DO YOU
FIND LIMITS HELPFUL IN YOUR
LIFE?
>> Jim: LIMITS ARE NOT HELPFUL
IN MY LIFE BUT WOMEN DON’T WANT
TO SLEEP WITH ME SO THERE ARE
LIMITS.
AS FAR AS LIMITS ARE THEY GOING
TO CHANGE ANYTHING?
IS THERE A TREND COMING?
NO.
I THINK WE’RE CLUING OURSELVES
HOPING EVERY TIME SOMETHING
HAPPENS NOW IT’S ABOUT TO
CHANGE.
IT’S NOT GOING TO CHANGE.
IT’S NOT GOING TO CHANGE
>> Greg: THAT’S VERY NEGATIVE.
>> Jim: SORRY GUYS, MY
APOLOGIES.
LET’S GO BACK.
IT’S GOING TO CHANGE
>> Greg: WE CAN EDIT THAT OUT.
IT IS GOING TO CHANGE, GOING TO
BE GREAT.
>> Jim: NO, NO, NEVER GOING TO
CHANGE IT’S GOING TO GET WORSE
AND WORSE AND WORSE AND THEN
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>> Kat: SOUNDS LIKE MY INNER
MONOLOGUE
>> Greg: THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I
SAY EVERY MORNING WHEN I WAKE
UP.
MICHELE YOU LIVE IN MIDDLE
AMERICA WHICH A LOTS OF PEOPLE,
WHICH IS WEIRD THAT’S IN AMERICA
UNLIKE THE MIDDLE EAST.
>> Michele: RIGHT
>> Greg: HOW FED UP ARE THEY
TELL US.
>> Michele: IT’S INTERESTING I
DROVE TO MY SON’S BASEBALL GAME
YESTERDAY WAY OUT IN THE
COUNTRYSIDE AND I FELT LIKE,
WELL, AIN’T THAT AMERICA, FELT
LIKE JOHN MELON CAMP WAS SINGING
IN MY HEAD AND I GO BACK TO THE
TWIN CITIES AND IT’S VERY
LIBERAL IN MINNEAPOLIS ST. PAUL.
I CAN’T DECIDE WHAT I’M MORE
DISTURBED BY THE FACT THAT IT’S
ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE OR THE
FACT THAT I NEVER WANT TO EAT
CORN ON THE COB EVER AGAIN.
BOTH ARE DEPRESSING.
I WAS HOPEFUL GREG UNTIL I WAS
INVITED ONTO A PODCAST RECENTLY
AND I WAS INVITED BY WE WANT TO
TALK ABOUT YOUR GREAT CAREER AND
NEW PODCAST.
IS IT OKAY IF WE TALK TO YOU
ABOUT 30 OR 40 MINUTES?
IT WAS SOMEONE I KNEW FROM MY
PAST SO I SAID OKAY.
THE SECOND I GOT ON I WAS
AMBUSHED BY YOU’RE A RACIST, YOU
CANNOT RAISE THE FLORIDA LAW
WITHOUT BEING A HOMO FOB.
ABSOLUTELY AMBUSHED.
JUST WHEN I WAS THINKING ALL
THESE SIGNS FROM NETFLIX AND CNN
THINGS TURNING IN THAT DIRECTION
THAT YOU ALLUDED TO BOY DID I
GET A WAKE-UP CALL
>> Greg: THERE ARE THESE THINGS
THAT POP OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND
I MEAN EVEN ON THIS NETWORK
SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS, BUT WE
WON’T GET INTO THAT, WILL WE
CAT?
>> Kat: I GUESS NOT.
>> Greg: NO.
MATT, ARE YOU NOTICING KIND OF A
WAVE?
I THINK IT STARTED WITH
YOUNGKIN.
DON’T YOU THINK?
>> Matt: TOTALLY LIKE A REVOLT
IN THE COMMONWEALTH IN VIRGINIA
WHEN PARENTS WERE CALLED
DOMESTIC TER WRISTS SAYING WHY
IS MY FIVE YEAR OLD READING
ABOUT SEX ACTS WITH CARTOON
BOOKS, IT WAS INSANE.
BUT I ALSO THINK WE HAVE TO
SEPARATE WHAT’S GOING ON IN
SOCIETY VERSUS POLITICS.
IS IT GOING TO CHANGE
POLITICALLY?
HELL YES WE’RE GOING TO KICK
THEIR BUTTS.
GOING TO BE A RED WAVE NOT
BECAUSE THEY’RE PERFECT BUT
THESE GUYS HAVE BUNGLED
EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE.
THE REAL QUESTION MICHELE’S
TALKING ABOUT IS, EVEN IF THE
VOTERS REVOLT, CAN YOU ACTUALLY
CHANGE ALL THE INSANITY THAT’S
ROLLING THROUGH THESE
INSTITUTIONS AND THROUGH THE
SCHOOLS?
I’M MORE DUBIOUS UNTIL WE HAVE A
LOT OF POLITICAL SUCCESS
>> Greg: SO THIS, IT GOES BACK
TO WHAT JIMMY’S SAYING, YOU’RE
KIND OF SAYING CULTURALLY IT’S
JUST ALWAYS KIND OF GOES TOWARDS
BAD.
>> Jim: IT’S NOT ABOUT WHAT
WE’RE ARGUING ABOUT.
WE LOVE TOERING AEN A BE RIGHT.
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE ISSUE, THE
ISSUE IS THE EXCUSE TO ATTACK
EACH OTHER AND WE’RE ALWAYS
GOING TO LOVE ATTACKING EACH
OTHER SO NO MATTER WHAT THE
ISSUES ARE WE ARE THE SAME, WE
CAN BLAME TRUMP AND BIDEN, WE’RE
NOT GOING TO CHANGE.
SORRY JUST WANTED TO BOR
EVERYBODY
>> Greg: I HIT A MAJOR POINT
THERE.
KAT CARE TO RESPOND TO JIMMY’S
ASSERTION THAT IT’S HUMAN NATURE
THAT WE CAN’T CHANGE?
>> Kat: YEAH.
I THINK THAT’S TRUE.
I THINK EVERYBODY [BLEEP].
WHAT?
SORRY BUT ALL OF US ARE, AND THE
DIFFERENCE WITH THIS, I THINK,
IS IT’S JUST WAY EASIER FOR SOME
PEOPLE TO KIND OF GAIN POWER AND
CONTROL.
THEY DON’T HAVE TO REALLY BE
GOOD AT ANYTHING.
THEY DON’T HAVE TO DEVELOP A
SKILL.
THEY DON’T HAVE TO WORK REALLY
HARD.
THEY HAVE TO GET UPSET AND HAVE
THEIR FEELINGS BE HURT AND SAY,
YOU KNOW, YOU OFFENDED ME FOR
THIS REASON THAT’S ON THIS LIST
OF REASONS WE CONSIDER -- YOU
KNOW, THINGS THAT ARE ACCEPTABLE
TO CONSIDER OFFENSIVE AND THEN
YOU’RE THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON
IN THE ROOM WITHOUT HAVING TO
ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING.
THAT’S GOING TO BE PRETTY
DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO GIVE UP
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT DOES ACTUALLY
WORK SO OFTEN WHERE PEOPLE ARE
ACTUALLY AFRAID TO SAY THAT
THEY’VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT.
IT’S GOOD YOU HAVE THESE
EXAMPLES WHERE IT IS, THERE ARE
CONSEQUENCES SAYING YOU HAD
ENOUGH OF SOMETHING, TOO,
BECAUSE THEN YOU’RE CANCELLED
>> Greg: ANOTHER GREAT POINT
>> Kat: THANK YOU
>> Greg: YES, YES, I’M VERY
POSITIVE TODAY.
BECAUSE DANA WAS GUEST HOSTING
YESTERDAY AND EVERYBODY LIKED
HOW POSITIVE SHE WAS.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I’M GOING TO REBUT YOU AND I’M
GOING TO SAY GENERALLY MOST
AMERICANS ARE NICE, POLITE
PEOPLE, RIGHT? BUT I THINK
THEY’RE RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE.
IT’S LIKE YOU CAN ONLY MESS WITH
PEOPLE FOR SO LONG AND THEN THEY
GO OKAY, THIS IS NOW -- I THINK
THAT’S HOW PROGRESS WORKS, A
LITTLE BIT OF CHAOS AND THEN IT
COMES BACK AND THEN GETS
CHAOTIC.
THAT’S MY POSITIVE SPIN ON THIS.
>> WELL, GREG, THAT REALLY HURT
>> Greg: I REALLY TOOK YOU
APART.
>> WAY TO HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT
OF THE AUDIENCE.
WHY I THINK IT’S THAT WAY THE
PUNDITS ARGUE EVERY SHOW HAS ONE
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD
ON ANY OF THOSE YEAH, YOU’RE
RIGHT
>> Greg: WE DO IT HERE I ADMIT
I’M WRONG ALMOST EVERY NIGHT
ALTHOUGH IT WON’T HAPPEN
TONIGHT.
BECAUSE THEN -- ALL RIGHT,
BEFORE WE GO, HERE’S SOME NEWS.
NEW BOOK, THIS IS EXCITING, I’LL
BE IN FOX WOOD CASINO IN
CONNECTICUT IN OCTOBER THAT
SOUNDS EXCITING AND MARX
FINANCIAL CENTER IN THE HOUSTON
AREA IN NOVEMBER.
WHY CAN’T WE JUST SAY HOUSTON.
PRETTY BIG I DON’T UNDERSTAND
THAT.
BUT GET TICKETS AT SEE GUTFELD.COM AND FIND OUT WHY.