Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is jacksepticeye and welcome to "Escaping the prison" another sort of flash game
That is based around the same sort of premise as
"Whack your" series and people really, really enjoyed that, people wanted more of those games but were no more,
I really wanted to play more because I wanted to do more myself
Those were a lot of fun to record, and to play so I went off and I searched for other games and "Escaping the prison"
Was one that came up, There's a lot of them actually
stealing the..something
"Infiltrating the airship" there's a load of them so, I'll see how this one goes see if people like it, and if they like it
We do more of them because it's kind of like the "Douche bag" games as well people seem to love those too so play.
Ooh
(Guard ) You're free to go.
(Jack) That was easy *laughs*
(Guard) Not really,
*jack laughs*
(Guard) Don't get your hopes up, we've already checked for anything useful, have't we Dave?
(Dave) What?
(Dave)*Nervously*Yeah, yeah Of course I checked it. I mean if I didn't check I'd lose my job. I dont want to lose my job!
*jack laughs*
(Jack) He didn't check it. What's inside it? A bomb? Can i blow a hole in the wall?
Heh
(Henry) Hmm. (Jack) IT'S A CAKE!!
Jack LOVES cake. I don't need to escape now
What are all these ?
OH. Okay, I get to choose whatever comes out of it. So I can have a Rocket launcher, Cellphone, Drill, Teleporter...
NRg drink, (energy drink) or a file. That's usually what you get in a cake in prison
I'm gonna go a rocket launcher because I'm Jacksepticeye loud and proud!
Oh, hohoho Yeah
(make sure to aim Jack)
You missed...what the fuck?
(I told you to aim)
What!?
You can actually fail this?
I thought it was just the thing where you picked objects
Start to finish and there was like different outcomes every time I didn't know I could fail, it okay file
Let's file the window. It's going to take all day.
OH!
ohahahaha, look before you leap, I'm bad at this, okay.
Uuumm
Cellphone, Drill, Tele-Teleporter! of course!
This is gonna get me out instantly
I'm out!
Fire!
oh no...
Whohoat? You just can't seem to get the hang of that thing, can you? I teleported outside and I got shot. Okay
Drill!
Come on! in which is the right one?
I'm dead again aren't I? Oh yes, whoa. Yeah, okay? Where going to go for?
"Opacitator" I don't know what that is. I'm gonna. Go for the crowbar good old Gordon Freeman down we go.
Oh, I didn't fail. I thought I fell down and died again.
OH! GO!
GO DUDE! RUN!
Uh... left-
I Didn't press one. try dodging the bullets noob
Thanks...game
I Was going to say should i retry right from the start, to see what the other things do. I'll retry from the start
I know kind of thing. I want to see what these other things do, Cell phone
Attorney? hahaha better call Saul.
September 9th
(Judge) Witness please continue Your testimony
(Witness) Okay
(Witness)I was riding alongside my partner in our van...
...when suddenly,
we spotted a bag on the side of the road. got out and eventually decided to throw the bag in with the others
We didn't know what it was someone hiding in there- OBJECTION!
(Phoenix) So the defendant crawled into that bag in order to get into the bank is that correct? (Jack) OH! it's Phoenix wright!
Is it not obvious?
(Phoenix) Is it really that obvious? I have PROOF that the defendant didn't hide himself in that bag.
(Judge) Well... What are you waiting for? present this evidence already. (Jack) what the shit.
(Jack) Objection! if any of you ever played the Phoenix wright games, so good.
Oh, Evidence that I was not in that bag. Floorplans...
Disguising bag. I thought it said disgusting bag
Doctors analysis
doctors exam of the defendant done after arrest. Defendant suffered many bruises and cuts
ah...
Diagram of the Bank and its surroundings, the bag the defendant hid in. None of these help me
The device
Can i..Prese-Oh Present. This is just like Phoenix wright
TAKE THAT!
(Judge) What is this? (Phoenix) it's evidence. (Judge) and how exactly does it "prove" anything?
{good point}
(Phoenix) well, I..
...I Was just kidding let me try- (Judge) This is no time for jokes. I see no reason to further prolong this trial.
I find the defendant Henry Stickman
GUILTY
Guilty... Henry Stickman? okay, we go for energy drink was the last one. Yeah, okay. What's this gonna do?
OH YEAH!
Let's go. We can run everything's in slow motion just run really quickly. Go!
Hmm
Did I escape? Oh it's going to wear off and I'm going to fall asleep aren't I?
uh oh, heart attack heheha
NRg. Side effects include nausea, headaches, rapid heartbeat, and possibilities of stroke and/or a heart attack hmm. Well, that's good to know.
Okay, drill. I want to see what the opacitator does because I want to show you guys everything as well
I want to know what these ooh, this is funny. I like this
These are really old school games as well. I wonder when this was made
What do you do?
Opacinator. I can't read...you'll walk through Walls
Gadget gabe
Just move the blue slider to the right and you'll become as opaque (that means see-through for all you uneducated
folks) {he's making fun of you guys} as you want
I didn't get time to read it
Okay
Because you're opaque means that you can't be seen not that you could fall through stuff. Okay? I thought through the earth uh
Crowbar okay. Now we've gotta dodge bullets this time
Fall crash bang. Hey dudes. How's it going? Nice beard bro.
We're gonna dodge left
Yeah
Now what?
What do I do?
Ah!
I clicked!
It's always a good idea to watch where you're going especially if you're running away from the cops. I clicked the fucking thing! Come on
Okay, dodge left
Then go forward we're going to dodge right out the window jump out the window. That's what we're gonna do. Get ready for it
Go!
That's not a window. That was awesome. Oh I'm nervous
Get ready. For what?! I'm not ready for anything
Getting ready for something that you don't know what's coming is not being able to get ready.
Oh!
Fuck it
You can't do that
You can't tell someone
Get ready if they know what don't know what they're supposed to be getting ready for. The idea of getting ready is supposed
You're supposed to have precognition, abut what's going on, okay?
Have to do all this again let's dodge right?
Oh. Ow. Broke my jaw. Don't worry, I heard prison dentists are great
Okay, we'll dodge left and then dodge left again back up here. Just to see what happens. I want to see all outcomes
Even though this takes forever
It's good music
brawl reference
What happened?
I don't know what that was about!
Okay, we'll do it properly this time. And I'm going to be ready to click next time. Wait 'til you guys see. C'mon cops, you can't catch me
At least the music is badass
*jack sounds* Matrix. I don't know why he doesn't just turn around and shoot him anyway
I'm ready. Get ready to draw. I'm ready to click
I'm gonna fail this so bad again aren't I? Get ready. Get ready.
Click! Did it!
Oh yeah!
Neo up in this
How did I do that? I don't have a gun?
You're gonna have to do something else. I don't want to fail again
At the end of it all you just walk out of prison. That's how you finish this game?
Oh!
Okay
Try for a different ending. How many endings are there?
I can't get another ending! Because all the other ones just fail instantly
Okay, no screw that. That's the end of our - Wait. Let's just try the teleporter again. Maybe it'll teleport me somewhere good this time
No
fire
Still the same place still still teleported me to the same place, okay? Well
I'm gonna leave this video here then because I finished the game. I walked out of prison. You don't even have to escape
You just show the cops how badass you are
And you walk out and everyone's just like hey he almost killed us all let's just let him go
But anyway that was fun. For as simple as these little games are they are really really fun
I enjoy playing the shit out of them
So let me know if you guys want to see more if you like this even there is infiltrating the airship
There's stealing the diamond. I'm assuming there's others as well, and I like these games. I like the douchebag games
I like to whack your ex games whack your computer all those ones those were a lot of fun so anyway
Thank you guys so much watching this video
If you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss and high fives all round. Whapsh whapsh
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes. IN THE NEXT VIDEO
*Outro music*
Oh good stretch. Needed that