- That's the most enthusiastic sounding video
I've ever heard.
Dragon flavored everything.
Dragon fruit flavor?
Oh, it's not gonna taste like Charizard.
Ah, this is shit. I'm done, man.
(funky music)
- I feel like I'm getting pranked here
or something like that.
I feel like you've made up a fruit.
(laughing)
- The dragon fruit? Yeah, right.
What is this, Narnia?
- Who's the most famous dragon?
Cause off the top of my head I can think of Spyro,
Charizard.
- The one from Shrek!
- I love dragons. I love Spyro.
So like what, what's happening here?
Where are we going with this?
- Oh, you're gonna get real disappointed today.
(laughing)
(funky music)
- Oh, this is dragon fruit!
Yes! I have had this before!
- I feel like you can drink this in a nuclear bunker.
You know what I mean?
It's like something spies would drink.
- 10 calories.
- 10 cal-cals, this is fantastic.
One gram of sugar. No artificial sweeteners.
I am sold already. This is brilliant.
- (mocking) 10 cal-cals!
(laughing)
- It kind of looks like our equivalent of a Vit-Hit
I think is what this reminds me of, yeah?
- Oh!
- It smells like yummy plasticine.
- I like it!
- I like it, too.
- Oh, that's great. That tastes lovely.
- It is, it's- oh.
- It is !
- It's stunning.
- Yeah, it kind of tastes like when
you don't put enough Ribena in the water.
- That's it.
- But in a good way.
- It's, it's like a diluted My Watty,
like black currant juice.
Tastes like black currant, is it black currant?
Is that what a dragon fruit is?
Just a black currant's cool, rad cousin?
- This is stunning. I don't feel
like I can just,
and then all of my Spyros will come behind me,
but like I can, I can-
- This is lovely.
- It's very refreshing.
- It feels like it's gonna properly hydrate you.
It feels like there'll be water coming out your ears.
Even like those words, antioxidant infusion,
just sounds, you know, they're like what you say
if you were a scientist trying to impress someone.
I work in antioxidant infusion.
- Do you know what this's like?
Taste like a cocktail.
If you put some bark in it.
It's nice.
- This would be a good mixer.
- Yes.
- Do you know what, it's freak me out though.
There's no alcohol in this.
- But you feel like you could get intoxicated with it?
- Absolutely. Intoxicated with power! Power!
- I am.
- And I love the 'bay'.
Hey bay.
- See, I read that as bye.
Bye-bye.
- It said bye, hunda bye.
- Bye!
(laughing and exclaiming)
- You've no idea how important this is to us Irish people.
Hunda bye!
(funky music)
- Dark chocolate covered dragon fruit.
- Oh, this is a treat for our dragons. I love this.
- But, again, yeah, like lots of antioxidants,
omega threes, minerals, fiber.
Whenever I see the word fiber, I just think of Serena.
- You ever go to like a shitty gift shop on an island
and they're like, oh, we got rocks for sale.
50 euro for three!
That's what that looks like.
- Oh, one of these smells so yummy.
- I think that was all chocolate, actually.
- I just can't taste dragon berry.
- To have organic chocolates.
This is organic chocolates.
- Really? Tom?
- I'm into it!
- I'm a bit agnostic about it, to be honest.
- Well, I'm a believer!
- Oh, it's weird, yeah.
- This is just an expensive excuse
to eat dark chocolate and call it healthy.
- I don't really like them that much.
- I do really like them.
I'd had these sprinkled on top of my porridge in morning.
- I think that the dragon fruit,
though, is really like a nice contrast
with the darkness of the dark chocolate.
- It's like when your cat shits in your school bag
and then you don't do your homework for two weeks,
then you open up, you're like, what the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Oh, what is that?
Ah, it tastes horrible. What is that?
(laughing)
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, you need to take these away from me.
I'm actually gonna eat them all.
I'm gonna eat them all, okay?
- [Camera-Man] That's okay, yeah.
- Thank you.
- Like, they taste quite healthy.
They taste quite clean.
Like they taste like what their packaging
makes them look like they'll taste like.
- They taste clean.
That's exa- I think you hit the nail on the head there.
They're clean, a good, clean snack.
- It feels like what healthy people have
for their cheat day.
As opposed to me, who has like seven pizzas.
- I like 'em actually, I like 'em, yeah, I do.
Do you not like 'em?
(burps)
- Oh God.
(funky music)
- What's this?
What is this?
- Fruit and Chia, pardon me.
And it's peaches and strawberry dragon fruit flavored chia.
- Like okay. If it was jelly, if it was hard,
but it's super liquidy.
Like, ugh, the consistency on that.
Ugh!
- Don't let explode in your face.
Oh, it pops out. Watch the juice comes out.
(shouts)
- I just found myself blowing it as if it was like
a fucking soup or something.
What's wrong with me?
- I don't want fruit in plastic.
- 3, 2, 1.
- It's lovely.
- Tastes like tea.
Yeah, a touch of green tea.
Dandy.
- This is yummy. Oh, I really like it.
- Hmm.
- Really? God we have so,
we are, like literally chalk and cheese.
- Yeah.
- No, I think chalk's lovely though, so.
- I'm trying not to think about what I'm eating.
- Just run the chia seeds over your tongue
and you'll be able to feel the shape of them.
(laughing)
- And they're dewicious. They're so nice.
- I have a question.
- Yeah, well I'll answer as best I can.
- Where is this dewicious come from?
(laughing)
- It's weird.
- It is weird.
Honestly. I think some of the weirdness
might be just that we're trying fruit on the Try channel.
Like that's just so goes against my nature.
I feel like it's gonna be laced with heroin or something,
do you know what I mean?
Like, I don't trust it.
- I just feel like some rich, white girl
would buy this to be healthy in the supermarket
and not enjoy it but then just eat it so often
she forgets the taste of normal stuff
and then gets stuck on eating this.
- Yeah. It's kinda like a food a robot would eat.
(laughing)
- No, I feel like I'm in the office
and I'm having this while writing emails at the same time.
And just trying to do, this is perfect for that.
It's a multitasking kind of a piece thing
and you're still being a bit healthy.
- It feels like if this
was distilled down to its purest form, it would become
the drink we had at the start.
- Yeah.
- Do you know what I mean?
Like if you took out all the gloop
and the lumps and the glumps, it'd be pretty decent.
- I love that we're both roasting it,
but we both keep eating it.
(laughing)
- It's disgustingly boring.
(funky music)
- It's always a bad sign in these videos
when you're gone for more than like 30 seconds,
you know, like, ah.
- Ugh.
- Ah.
- Oh, great, some dragon piss!
- Oh, it's matcha!
- I'll give it a go.
- Okay.
- All right, here we go.
- Oh, well I feel like
I've instantly lost like five calories.
- God, I love that.
- Man, that's amazing.
- Oh, that's waking you up.
Oh, I love it.
- Oh my God, it actually is really good.
- Never judge a book by it's cover! It's gorgeous, isn't it?
- Oh my God, this is gorgeous.
It's like something a child makes at a birthday party.
- It's making me feel certain ways and I dunno why.
- No, I'm so loving it.
I'm so here for this, I feel super healthy.
- This is like when the princess kisses a frog
and it turns into a prince, put in a drink.
- It kind of has like a candy floss taste off it
or something like, but it's, do you get that?
- Yeah. It's definitely like fruit, fruity, candy, sweet.
- It's not as dragon fruity as you would think it is.
It's, it's a lot more, it feels more plant based.
- I dunno what dragon fruit tastes like!
- And it's, oh my God, actually, it's so true.
After trying all of the dragon fruit stuff,
I still can't tell you what a dragon fruit tastes like!
- And you know what's just so brilliant about it
is the fact that it like just
it enlightens your body and your mind.
I just feel like I'm doing something really nice
for myself by having this drink.
- I feel all Zen and shit, you know?
- And I just feel like, even if it's total shite,
even if it's not good for you,
I feel like I'm doing something really good for my spirit.
- I wish you could see my piss later.
(laughing)
- Do you feel the dragon inside you?
- I do.
- Just wiggling around.
- I'm just tryna make a dragon noise.
- Give me it then, or I couldn't tell you what
dragon fruit tastes like, still have no notion.
- It must taste like summer fruits,
cause that's all I can taste through this video.
- So I have a theory.
And I think that the more liquidy the thing was,
the better it was,
and the more, like dry and crispy it was, the worse it was.
- Thank you so much, Lucas, for sending those in,
that was a real treat.
- That was amazing.
- Thank you for thinking of us.
And I'm glad that I happened to be in
on the day that you sent these.
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