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Hellooo—(Jenna laughing) I already fucked it up. (Jenna coughing) I’m okay. Hellooo, everybody!
As you guys know it is the re—what is it? It is the TSC released week extravaganza!
I am posting…(Jenna chuckles) You’re so cute. I am posting one video each day this week,
all in the TSC theme. And today is a subscriber requested video. We are doing a dramatic reading
of (Cliff) Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dunnn. (Jenna) The Savior's Champion!
(Jenna makes an excited noise) But it's not just any dramatic reading. This is a drunk dramatic
reading. We are inebriated currently. So basically we got our drank on, I'm not cool enough to say
that. We had alcohol, and now, we are going to read the scenes from The Savior's Champion. It's
going to be a delight. To be clear, this will be a spoiler free read, meaning everything we read,
there will be no pivotal plot details revealed. And if anything pivotal is revealed, we will bleep
it out. And since we are not sober, this will be interesting. Possibly. (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna) So
ba—(Jenna chuckles) If you are curious, the beverage we are imbibing on doesn't have a
name. (Cliff) Kinda like a Dirty Shirley. (Jenna) It's similar to a Dirty Shirley, black raspberry
sparkling water, super good. (Cliff) How divine! (Jenna) A splash of grenadine, and a lot of vodka.
That's what we are having today. It is yummy as fuck, and it gets the job done. This is
like Dirty, Shirley's slutty cousin that everyone likes a lot better than Shirley. “We only invited
Shirley to the party, because she was bringing Brittany.” Open the book, pick a page, and I will
follow along with you. (Jenna) He’s taking this really seriously. (Cliff) ‘The man who entered
next was no man at all. He was colossal. Easily towering over the other competitors. He cocked
his head to clear the frame of the cell and made his way through the nerina.’ (Jenna) The nerina?
(Jenna laughs) (Cliff) Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. (Jenna laughs) (Cliff) ‘Ateus,
The Giant, his rough olive skin, his harsh black stubble lining his head, and the scrowel on his
face.’ (Jenna) The scrowel? (Jenna laughs) (Cliff) I never once wavered, never one. (Jenna) Page 100.
‘Now for our final competitor, the proctor said. Artist, ask your question. Tobias’ head perked up,
his gaze locking with The Savior. She's beautiful. But that's all he knew of her. Her immense beauty,
nothing more. What is your name?’ (Jenna laughs) It's not funny, but I’m filled with the giggles.
‘Cosima. My name is Cosima. Cosima. He didn't know much but he at least knew her name. It's a
pleasure to meet you Cosima.’ (Jenna laughing) It's not funny. I don’t know why I’m laughing.
(Cliff) I honestly, I was just trying to find where you were. (Jenna laughs) I was on page
100. (Cliff) Truth be told. Is there like a voice you hear? Like, should I have like
a British accent? (Jenna) I imagine these people speaking with a slight British accent, but please
don't because your British accent is the worst. (Cliff) ‘She twirled her wrist, displaying their
accommodations. Welcome gentlemen. Please make yourselves comfortable. Cosima’s eyes
danced at them.’ (Jenna) Danced at them? (Jenna laughing) (Cliff) ‘Cosima’s eyes danced across
them. Where’s the Adonis?’ (Jenna laughing) Where’s the Adonis? Is that your impression
of Cosima? (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna chuckles) Page 303. (Cliff singing) “303, what it be,
how ya’ll gonna be messing with me.” (Jenna) ‘Tobias’ lungs froze. Leila stood paces away,
staring at the hoard vacantly. When her eyes met his, his insides twisted, pulling in opposite
directions.’ It’s a metaphor. ‘Leila kept quiet, her amber gaze paned to (beep sound) huffing and
puffing like an animal. Then to (beep sound) limp body.’ (Jenna laughs) It’s not funny. (Cliff) It
is if you're demented. (Jenna) Oh my gosh. This is so good. You can't even taste the vodka. It
is so good. It's dangerous. (Jenna laughing) Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! (Cliff) Okay, okay,
okay. Let me just think. (Jenna) It's not about thinking, it's about action.
(Cliff) Urgh. (Jenna) It's not what your mind wants, it's what your heart wants. (Cliff)
How about you take a fart on the heart. Okay, page 31. (Jenna) Okay, I'm ready. (Cliff) ‘She
was tall and mature, perhaps ten years older than him. With black curls tied at her nape, and tweny
skin.’ (Jenna chuckles) Tweny skin. (Cliff) How do you say it? Twenty? (Jenna) Tawny. ‘With black
curls tight at her nape and…towaney’ (Jenna laughs) Towany (Cliff) ‘Name she said. Tobias
Kaya. Age? Twenty-one. Disrobe, you could put the clothes over there. All of them? I need to examine
you, disrobe. (Jenna) ‘With a sigh he pulled his shirt overhead, then slid his pants past his
ankles, tossing them aside and cupping his crotch for the sheer sake of modesty. The woman glanced
his way, her expression—(Jenna chuckles) The woman glanced his way, her expression indifferent,
and cocked her head at the side of the tent.’ The head cocking, it's a reference to,
to the male cock. (Cliff) I was gonna say, I think you just wanted to put the word cock in
your book. (Jenna) I just wanted this book to be so full of penis, that you didn't even know what,
you couldn’t go anywhere without a dick slapping you right in the face. (Cliff) You just gotta
be honest with yourself. (Jenna) Yeah. You close the book. I'm still reading you big turd. ‘Tobias
reluctantly obeyed, still clutching his balls as—’(Jenna chuckles) ‘Still clutching his balls
as if he were holding on to his last shred of dignity.’ (Cliff) Ma balls. It’s ma balls. (Jenna
chuckles) (Cliff) It’s ma balls. (Jenna) ‘She ran her hand through his hair softly at first
then hard, tugging at the roots— (Cliff) Ah, yeah. (Jenna Chuckles) ‘Your hair is thick,
any baldness in your family? (Cliff) Ah, yeah. (Jenna) Not that I know of, Tobias said. She
ran a finger down his arm sending goosebumps springing from his skin. You’re quite tan,
laborer? (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna chuckles) ‘Are your eyes black?’ (Cliff mumbling gibberish) (Jenna
laughing) That wasn't even fucking language. (Cliff laughs) That wasn’t. (Jenna) That was
just mumbles. (Cliff) It was human jibberish. This is what Jenna sends me. (Jenna chuckles) Oh
shit! If you guys haven't noticed, I'm wearing a TSC shirt. And if you wanna get one yourself,
merch store is linked below. You should totally do it, because the shirt is really comfortable. Just
saying. (Cliff) It is. (Jenna) And I think, I think it's really cute. And it's not just
cuz I wrote the book, okay. Your turn booboos. (Cliff) Okay. (Jenna) You sweet little caboodle
page. (Cliff) Page 112. (Jenna) Oh, that's the one I was gonna do. (Cliff) Really? (Jenna) Yeah it’s
the exact same one. Great minds. Oh my gosh, we’re so in sync. (Cliff makes an excited noise) (Jenna)
We’re soulmates. (Cliff) ‘Rapael, we need piss. The Intellect tu—(Cliff chuckles) The Intellect
turned toward him. Piss? Piss! Get the man some piss. (Jenna laughing) I love this exchange. It's
one of my favorites ‘Tobias tracked vial's journey, losing it within the mob until a
sinewy man appeared beforehand. A beast he didn't recognize with a sweaty bald head,
and in his hand was a vial. Your piss, he said. (Cliff) You know you're pretty good at
that voice too. (Jenna) ‘Your piss.’ (Cliff) Your piss. (Jenna) So there's a character in TSC named
Enzo, and he's from the realm of Kovar. And I have a very specific way that I imagined the Kovarian
accent. So whenever I read Enzo’s dialogue to Cliff, he always asked me to do the Kovarian
accent, but I'm not very good at it. But now that I'm drunk, it's like the perfect time to try,
right? I'm gonna fuck it up so bad. So this is— fuck. This is page 294. ‘I wonder, I heard no
noises. I wonder, is the artist bad at the sex? Or is the sex not same in Thessen as in Khovar.
We fuck loud with appreciation.’ (Cliff) Mmhmph! (Jenna) I’m already doing so bad. ‘You like her
much, yes? You feel it here. He pounded his chest. And here. He grabbed his groin. In cock,
eh? I am right, eh? (Jenna laughing) That was so bad. Like, I feel like I offended the
Kovarian people and they don't exist. (Cliff) Yeah, they're not real. So…(Jenna) Okay,
I'm ready, spaghetti. (Cliff) In this beginning of which chapter? (Jenna) What? That's a scene
brace. (Cliff) Yep. (Jenna) For anyone who's, who's an aspiring writer, when you see one of
these little guys, these are called scene breaks. And they break scenes. Now you know,
and knowledge is power. (Cliff) ‘Stitches, lined Kaleo’s chest, and fresh bandages wrapped around
Anteos’ foot. Tobias turned to Leila. I take you had no part in that. She scrawled.’ Scro—how do
you sa—(Jenna) Scowled? (Cliff) Scowled. ‘I most certainly did not. Good, then they'll heal slowly
and poorly.’ (Jenna chuckles) Awww, Tobias is so cute. Feel like I’m masturbating this iPad.
I’m on 276. 276, page 276. ‘Something touched me. Both scuttled far from the ravine edge.’
I swear I saw ‘ravine’ and I thought it said ‘vagina’ ‘You can't see them? See what? Cesar
hissed. It’s black as shit down there.’ Which begs the question, black as shit? (Cliff) Hmmm. (Jenna)
What the fuck is wrong with your bowel movements, Cesar. (Cliff) Yeah, what are you shit like,
tar? (Jenna) Right. Why is your shit black Cesar? (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna) I'm just sayin’. (Cliff) Get
that checked out bro. (Jenna) ‘The proctor stood off to the side clutching his hourglass.’ That is
a metaphor for his penis. That is not true. I am just drunk. ‘The sands are shifting, compete or
forfeit and suffer the consequences. (Cliff) The sands of time. (Jenna laughing) It’s not funny,
but it’s funny. (Cliff) It's because it's stupid and that makes it funny. (Jenna) Look at my PJ's.
Ahhh! You’re supposed to choose a page at random, Clifford. (Cliff) ‘I should go. No, stay.’ (Jenna)
That's Tobias speaking. Why'd you give him a—(Cliff) Oh, thought that was her. (Jenna
laughs) ‘I should go. No, stay. I must.’ (Cliff fake crying) (Jenna laughing) Are you struggling,
babe? (Cliff) The words are real. (Jenna laughing) (Cliff) The words are real. They good. ‘Leila.
He turned toward her. Will you be joining us? I wasn't going to. His shoulders sank. But I can,
she quickly added. (Jenna) Why are you giving her that horrible voice? (Cliff) ‘If during
your rounds—’ Yeah, she doesn't, she doesn't even sound like that. I don’t know why I did
that. My character got too into character and just went off its own… (Jenna) You also
skipped like five lines. (Cliff) Well, here's the thing, life is like that sometimes. (Jenna
laughs) (Cliff) Sometimes you gotta skip five lines to get back four. (Jenna) I think we're
gonna end things here. (Jenna chuckles) That wasn’t even a sentence. I think we're going
to end things here. A huge thank you to Cliff Tomlin, my amazing, amazing, wonderful supportive
fiancé who I love dearly. (Cliff) It's what I do. (Jenna) For uh, getting inebriated with
me and reading my own book. (Cliff) High five for that shit. Bam! (Jenna) As you guys know,
I've got a presale giveaway going on for anyone who decides to pre-order a copy of The Savior's
Champion. Everyday this week, I will be dishing out a prize to one of the winners,
and today is no different. The winner from the presale giveaway today will be getting...
(Jenna whispering) Hold up the book, hold up the book!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A Signed copy of The Savior's Champion!
Oh my gosh! Ahhhhh. And the winner is, this person! A huge thank you for pre-ordering
The Savior’s Champion, you're going to get your very own signed copy. Clifford hold it up. With that
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