(clock ticking)
(bright percussive music)
♪ Every night when I lie in bed ♪
- Oh no.
♪ I see pictures dancing in my head ♪
- Pictures sleep.
♪ But Bert ♪ - What?
♪ Buckle up and we'll fly away ♪
- [Bert] Whoa, yeah.
♪ We're adventuring ♪
♪ Every time the bed starts tapping ♪
♪ Something special's gonna happen ♪
- Hm, this is kinda kicky.
♪ My favorite kind of traveling ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ We're adventuring ♪
♪ Come along with Bert and Ernie ♪
♪ We're gonna take a little journey ♪
♪ Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures ♪
- Okay, Ernie, one, two, three.
(Bert and Ernie grunting)
Oh.
(triumphant music)
(mischievous music)
Where are we?
- We're in Tiny Town, Bert.
- Shouldn't it be called Great Big Huge Town, Ernie?
I mean, look at the size of this banana.
- It's not called Tiny Town
because bananas in Tiny Town are tiny.
It's called Tiny Town because we are tiny.
- Huh?
(mysterious music)
Huh, my hand is tiny.
My foot is tiny.
My stripes are tiny.
(Ernie grunting)
Now what?
(Ernie grunting)
- Now we go exploring.
Whee!
- Okay.
Whoa!
Aw, nifty.
(apprehensive music)
- Wow, hey Bert, you gotta come look.
- What?
- Vroom, vroom, vroom. (laughs)
- Cool-arooni.
(buttons beeping)
Oh look, a remote.
I bet it goes with the car.
- Oh Bert, hey, could you work the remote
so I can take a ride?
- Uh, no, I, you know--
- Oh please, oh please, Bert, come on and help me out, Bert.
- All right, all right, all right.
- Oh boy.
Whoop.
Whoops. (laughs)
(energetic music)
Yowie! (laughs)
(laughs)
Wow, that was fantastic, Bert.
(Bert laughs)
Come on, Bert, your turn.
- Aw gee, I don't know, Ernie.
- Oh, don't worry, Bert.
You'll see how much fun it is, come on.
Hm, let's see.
That's forward, I think.
- No, no, no, that's backwards, Ernie,
that's backwards. - Oops.
- Whoa!
Gotta turn, Ernie!
Whoa, watch the gnomes.
You're heading straight for the sippy cup.
Watch out for the sippy cup.
Ernie, careful of the crayons.
Ernie, Ernie, stop.
(screams)
Ah. (breathing heavily)
- Are you okay?
- So far so good.
(dog barking)
But that may be about to change.
(dog panting)
- Ah, Poppy, aw, you landed on her little bed.
Oh, she's so cute, and frisky.
(Poppy barks)
- Maybe a little too frisky. (laughs nervously)
- Aw, she wants to play.
Here, throw her this.
- Whoa, watch it.
(Poppy barking)
(playful music)
Ernie, get me outta here.
- Don't worry, buddy Bert.
I'll find a way to help you.
Aha, rubber bands.
Let's see. (grunting)
Mm-hm, okay, mm-hm, aha.
(Poppy slurping)
- I love you too.
Good puppy.
Nice puppy. (laughs nervously)
- Here you go, Bert, grab a hold.
- Oh, yeah.
Ernie!
- Oh, Bert, Bert.
Talk to me, Bert.
Bert, are you all right?
- Sure, mm, this strawberry's tasty.
Have a bite, Ernie.
- Hm.
(Poppy whimpering)
Aw, sounds like she's hungry.
(Poppy gulping)
I never knew puppies liked strawberries. (laughs)
(Bert laughs)
(clock ticking)
(bright percussive music)
Goodnight, Bert.
- Good night, Ernie.
Uh oh.
(Ernie snoring)
(bright music)