-So, I was in a grocery market yesterday
doing my foodstuff shopping myself,
and I swung by the produce aisle for some fresh figs.
Finding none, I asked the grocery clerk for assistance,
but he informed me that fresh figs are a late-fall fruit
and they don't carry any because they are out of season.
Needless to say, I hissed...
and spit on the man...
and ran out of the establishment,
and I encourage you all to do the same.
And you know why?
Because seasonal foods are bull[bleep]
Whoo! That felt so good to get off my chest.
Unlike my uncle's candy corn nipples.