Hey guys, I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And you guys, The Bachelor just keeps
getting better and better, especially this episode--
Because they were in--
Paris!
Paris.
How romantic.
Yeah, well let's say bonjour to our favorite guest.
You know, he's not even a guest anymore
he's the third permanent host.
Get in here Corey, yay!
Oh my gosh, you guys, I had a roller coaster
of emotions on this episode.
This was a good episode.
It was a really good episode.
It was getting really good.
Now it feels like you're on The Bachelor.
Yes, finally.
Before it felt like they were on the cable version.
American tour.
Exactly.
This episode was kind of crazy because we found out
that it was not just three dates,
there was going to be four dates.
They shook it up.
Yeah.
Two one-on-ones, a group date, and then
the infamous two-on-one date.
We have the first one-on-one date,
and it's with Lauren B. Who am I right now?
I'm passing the Eiffel Tower.
"Wow."
Oh no, this date was edited to be a snoozer.
She kept saying, wow and he keep going, "Wow."
You guys, it was so awkward.
You'd assume she'd go home.
Totally, I was certain she was going to go home.
Even at dinner I was like, this is going nowhere faster
than it was before.
Then we get kind of this like--
But we learned so much about each one of them.
Ah-ha moment.
As soon as they start talking--
OK well Arie's was kind of crazy.
We knew he was with a woman who had two children.
I was like, OK he's bringing that back up again.
But then he gave us like the big ka-bam of he
had got her pregnant, lost the baby,
and before she could even see him, because he
was on the road, she left him.
I was like, ut-oh, she's got a story.
We find out, bombshell, she's been engaged before.
I feel like everyone has kind of been engaged.
It's not like a big thing.
I mean maybe I've been engaged.
Have you?
Maybe.
You never know!
If you give me your rose, I'll tell you.
I have.
Never.
Oh.
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Then we go to the group date which was
in the fabulous Moulin Rouge.
Oh my gosh it was so exciting.
How would you feel if you were on that date?
Horrible.
Lots of butts with black boxes on them.
I was relating to Tia so hardcore.
I loved it, I do like her more and more.
I loved that she was like, and one, and two, I'm done.
Yeah she's like, I've got it, and I've got it, and I'm out.
And I quit.
So anyway Bekah M., surprisingly really owned it.
I don't know if you guys noticed this, when he picks her
she gets the rose and she puts on the blonde wig.
She looked totally different.
She looked like Kate Upton.
Can we do a side-by-side?
That's a mega compliment.
I like how I just turned as if I was going to be in it.
Corey Palent is going to be side-by-side with her.
It's going to be Kate Upton, Corey, and Bekah
M. in a blonde wig.
That was hilarious.
Then Bekah M. Got to perform, it was great.
He likes her so much, he said "I think
I'm falling for Bekah M," which we don't usually
get from The Bachelor this early on.
It's still early, there's a lot of rumor.
We move on to the two-on-one.
So we knew it was going to be either Krystal, Kendall, or Jen
left.
I love that Krystal just owned it though,
towards the top of the episode.
She was like, I am 100% on the tool.
I think I have to say this may be
one of my favorite two-on-one dates ever.
The tension in the air though.
I mean props to Kendall.
Oh you guys, we saw a different side.
So they go to the chateau maze--
She took the high road.
We'll talk about it.
They go to the Chateau and he's like,
OK you're going to go in the maze, can you find me?
Wasn't his head sticking out above it?
It doesn't seem like it's that hard to find him.
I see you.
Krystal finds him first, they kiss,
and then they have this moment.
It seems like OK, Krystal, he's going to forgive you.
Then Krystal makes the age old mistake of bringing up Kendall.
The number one rule.
But it was kind of masterful, because it
did make him question Kendall, and then bring that up.
I love the way that Kendall had approached her on it.
She was so classy with it.
She was not combative at all.
Yeah she was great.
She handled herself really well, it was very mature.
It looked like she was trying to have this really in depth
conversation with her in saying, "I get it,
you're coming from this hard past."
I get what you're doing.
Great tease by him, by the way.
"So, I think I need more time."
I was like wait a minute, where's this going?
Do it.
They get there and I'm, this whole time,
thinking bye Kendall.
What I love, was then Crystal goes,
"I was thinking about what you said,
and I think we're a lot alike."
Then Kendall's like "No, we're not."
How are you basing that?
Because of how you act.
She blew it so much.
Then we find out that Kendall gets a rose.
Bye, bye, bye.
And Krystal we'll probably see you in paradise.
Or in the cube.
I hope we see you here.
Cross it out.
Let's give her the bye.
Get out.
You won't be missed.
Wow Krystal, you were good this season.
It was weird though, because usually the two-on-one
is the end of the episode, then we still
have this one-on-one date with Jacqueline.
It was a weird format.
It was weird.
But then there was kind of drama on this Jacqueline date.
This was what threw me off, because she's
like talking about her ambitions and how
she wants to go back to school.
He ends up giving her the rose.
They have universities all around the country right?
Online.
She can do it online.
It was literally like, "You know I'm going
to be in school for six years."
And he was like, "then I don't know about that."
So going into the Rose Ceremony at the museum,
Jacqueline has the rose, Bekah M. has the rose,
and Lauren B. Has the rose.
I was looking at that group and I
was like Jen is for sure gone.
Oh for sure.
So then it came down to Bekah K. and Chelsea,
and honestly I wasn't sure.
Yeah outwardly I'm like, come on Chelsea, bring it home Chelsea,
bring it home.
But deep down I'm watching it, and I was like--
You're like, realistically, he's gonna take Bekah.
I just got hosed.
But I will say, I want a Arie with her.
I really liked her by the end.
Chelsea come visit.
Yes, come see us.
All right with you to do the honors though.
Do it in cursive.
Aw.
Bye Chelsea.
Who else didn't make it?
Who else didn't get the rose?
Jenna, Jenna was the only other one.
We already crossed answer her out
because it didn't really mean anything
to us, although I liked her.
Sorry Jenna.
Before we got the tease there was the falling action
with the girls.
Chit chat.
Oh yeah, which you never see.
So they cheers-ed, they're going to Tuscany, which seemed great.
While they're toasting, and everyone's
so excited and whatever, Lauren B. is in back like this.
Oh she had a scowl face, she had a stink-eye like no one else.
Bekah M., what was she saying?
She was saying something about someone.
She was talking about Lauren.
They could see her talking to her producer and getting upset.
Yeah they were talking about her skank face.
She's going to crack under pressure.
I agree.
I also feel like that little smidgen
we got of Bekah M. Being mean, she could be the new villain.
Without Krystal, it's going to open up
the gate to seeing some other true colors that we haven't
seen.
Who's our new villain?
And we find out that somebody's boyfriend or fiance comes back.
Which it has to be--
It seems like it's Tia.
I think--
Yeah it's got to be.
Because of the southern accent.
Yeah.
A big thanks for everybody for watching,
I cannot wait for next week.
And don't forget to tune into our recap next week.
And comment below to tell us what you think.
Yay, nailed it.
This is when I go out on a scooter.
That was take 43.
Bye Andy.
Cheers.
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I'm good.
That was a bad one.