everyone loves Halloween it's that time
of year where people get to dress up in
spooky costumes eat a bunch of candy and
be brutally murdered by a superhuman
psychopathic killer for 30 years Michael
Myers has stocked our nightmares and
Halloween is his time to shine
incessantly driven on a quest to murder
his family members Michael keeps coming
back time and time again looking to
finish his evil quest How well do you
know your family's background could you
be related to Michael Myers if so what
would you do if he came after you hello
and welcome to another special episode
of the infographics show today we're
pitting you up against the classic
Halloween slasher Michael Myers born on
October 19th 1957
Michael Myers was only six years old
when he brutally murdered his teenage
sister Judith complaining of bizarre
inexplicable nightmares and a voice in
his head that told him to do bad things
Michael's dreams were filled with
flashbacks to events that happened
centuries ago in medieval Europe
Michael dreamed of a 15 year old boy
named Enda deformed by a midwife Spock
delivery and shunned by his community
Enda had nevertheless fallen in love
with a Celtic princess named Deidre when
her father called for suitors and
approached the king and asked for her
hand in marriage only to be rejected and
laughed at by all present to include his
own father confident he can make Deidre
love him if he could simply get her and
to secretly followed her to a river one
day approaching her Deidre mistook his
intentions and became frightened nearly
falling into the river
when Indic tried to rescue her Deidre
believed he was trying to rape her and
fled heartbroken by the accusation and
humiliation endo was driven to madness
and later on the Celtic holiday of
Samhain he viciously attacked Deidre and
cool Ian both killing the couple the
village turned on Enda and brutally
murdered him in return with the king
having his shaman curse and a soul to
forever wander the earth until the end
of time repeating his crime possessed by
andis spirit a six year old Michael
killed his older sister Judith on
Halloween night and then sat outside on
the front yard and waited for the police
to arrest him he was sent to Smiths
Grove sanitarium and became the patient
of psychiatrist dr. Sam Loomis who spent
15 years with young Michael Perrault dr.
Loomis he spent eight
trying to reach the pint-sized murderer
and then seven after that trying to keep
him locked up forever because I realized
that what was living behind that boy's
eyes was purely and simply evil on
October 30th 1978 Michael broke out of
his room and Smith's Grove sanitarium
but not before carving the word sister
on his door what followed was a long
journey trying to track down his
surviving younger sister so he could
murder her all the while hounded by dr.
Loomis who would do its best to
recapture the renegade psychopath so
let's say that you're checking your
family tree and one day you suddenly
feel a cold chill as you realize your
second cousins with someone in the
infamous Myers family tree and to make
matters worse you look up and realize
that the date on the calendar is October
30th just one day until Halloween what
would you do how could you survive an
encounter with Michael Myers first you
have to know what you're up against
afflicted by the curse of thorn Myers is
for all intents and purposes simply
unkillable it was said that hell
wouldn't accept him and so Myers has
denied an afterlife either in the pearly
gates or in the depths of fiery Hell
which unluckily for us means he's stuck
to wander the earth forever not only is
Michael immortal though he is
superhumanly strong able to lift
full-grown men into the air with just
one arm or Jam his thumbs through
somebody's skull along with his
super-strength is his super endurance as
Myers seems to never physically tired
and he's all but involve all two
life-threatening injuries to include
being shot in the head he may have a
healing factor that allows him to
regenerate vital organs or perhaps he's
simply zombified and lives purely as a
corpse animated by evil alone either way
he's one tough cookie and if all that
wasn't enough Myers also has the
extraordinary ability to sneak better
than the most accomplished international
jewel thief making it impossible to
sneak up on him and likely making you
the one who will be getting snuck up on
so as you may have learned from some of
our previous videos picking your
battlefield is often the key difference
between life and death we face with a
superhuman monster such as Michael
you're gonna want every advantage you
can get while denying him the same this
means you're gonna want to fight
somewhere where Michael can't effective
sneak up on you so boarded up abandoned
houses in the middle of the night
our old lumber mills are out of the
question instead we recommend a nice big
empty Stadium the large open field will
give Michael no cover to hide behind and
the powerful lights will make it
impossible for Michael to have a single
shadow to sneak behind but given his
intelligence it's likely he'll figure
out a way to shut the lights off on you
which is bad news so instead Wade your
battle to the death at daytime so
lighting is not an issue no cover to
hide behind and no shadows to scope
through now you're turning the odds
against him but you're gonna still have
to find a way to take down 200 pounds of
murder that can't die if you're a fan of
our other videos then you know that here
at the infographics show we're big
believers in problem solving through
superior firepower and it doesn't get
much more superior than the US
military's m240 Bravo machine gun a
general-purpose machine gun the m240 is
an equal opportunity ass-kicking machine
easily taking on enemy personnel and
lightly armoured vehicles
firing a 7.62 millimeter round at a rate
of 950 rounds per minute the m240 can
reach out and hurt someone almost 4000
metres away that's a lot of ouch being
delivered at over 2,800 feet per second
giving each 7.62 millimeter round
incredible kinetic energy but
unfortunately for us Michael seems
generally unfazed by ballistics so this
time we're gonna have to change our
usual tactic of shooting a bunch with
big guns until it dies with science
you're not going to win this fight with
brawn so let's win it with brains what
you want to do is have built a secret
pit with a trapdoor in advance in the
middle of your battlefield now for a
mass-murdering literally evil incarnate
immortal psychopath
Michael it's pretty clever and similar
tactics have been tried before however
if there's one thing that Michael
absolutely hates it's the same thing as
every 80s horror villain in history
promiscuity and if there's another thing
Michael has a blind all-consuming rage
for it's a sister we're not gonna spell
it out for you and we'd rather leave the
details out but you're basically going
to have to make a very powerful lure for
Michael and seeing as both of his
sisters are long dead well you're gonna
have to get very creative at least maybe
now you can find a use for that blow-up
doll you bought as
quote joke unquote and then stashed away
in shame anyways whatever your clever
ploy is and we cannot stress enough that
we really don't want to know the details
it should be enough to lure Michael in a
blind rage toward you with a head full
of murder Michael should fall easy prey
for your secret trapdoor and fall into
the prepared pit that you have waiting
for him but what do you fill the pit
with that can be lethal to something
that can't die venomous snakes spikes
flamethrowers venomous snakes carrying
spikes that are on fire this is where
science comes to the rescue
Fleur Oh auntie Monica acid is one of
the most powerful acids known to man
with a pH of negative 31.3 it's 100
thousand billion billion billion times
more potent than stomach acid and no we
did not make up that number it's so
powerful that it can only be stored in
specialized containers because not only
would it eat through a glass bottle it
would continue eating through the table
that it rests on we think you know where
this is going Michael may be able to
handle being set on fire stabbed in the
heart and shot in the brain but we'd
like to see what kind of evil can
withstand its molecular bonds being
ripped apart by floral antimanic acid in
the world of evil spirits it turns out
that the ultimate Exorcist HSP chemistry
how would you take on Michael Myers is
chemistry truly our greatest tool
against evil also be sure to check out
our other video you versus Freddy
Krueger thanks for watching and as
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