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it's not just shark week it's shark week
i hope you're all going to join me i'd
like to put you in the rocket and get
rid of you for a while
and then i see the disinfectant i said
to my people slow the testing down
is there a way we can do something like
that by
injection i wanted to always play it
down something he allegedly told bob
woodward
it's on tape i'm not a doctor but i'm
like a person that has a good
you know what
i was never involved in a model at least
this kind of a model i tested positively
toward negative his
shall we say weight group morbidly obese
it's a song called despacito
you have a problem figuring out whether
you're for me or trump and you ain't
black
all men and women created by the go you
know the you know the thing
it's my little sister valerie and i'm
jill's husband let's not postpone
and get out of the range the president
does read person
woman man camera tv
they say that's amazing how did you do
that
it's not the hardest task it's a picture
and it says that and it's an element
what metrics you will use to make that
decision uh the metrics right here did
you ever go to the faucet you turn on
the faucet to wash your hands
and then dung dunk i'm actually
i guess the chief law enforcement
officer of the country we've had a lot
of very good results and we had some
results that perhaps aren't so good i
don't know our opinion
and our very intelligent opinion rather
quickly
maybe very quickly and maybe slowly
smart people know it
stupid people may not know the numbers
should skyrocket downward
the whole concept of the beach it's a
very interesting issue since it will man
it and woman it's president z
and the chinese this carip it and really
it's like
corrupt sweep in you know that sweeping
tropical storm
is isis totalitarianism tolerance
fresh vegetables and utilities your
semi-plasma pollute illicius escrow
shifting production to thailand through
phone through telephone telephonically
as they say watch television
see what people are saying we're the
home of microsoft and
silicon valley and uh microsoft
excuse me you know you're supposed to
cough into your elbow we are fighting
satan himself no matter how hard you're
working there's always time
to call mom have you been watching
television it is like
ranting's in cram by somebody having an
lsd trip
it's like they're coddling a
five-year-old whose pet turtle died like
an obese turtle on his back without tivo
television
is useless
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how much longer is this going to go on
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tick tock guy are you watching i want
football
once it was reluctantly aroused it was
hard to get it aroused and it is hard to
get it harassed but we got it around
you can kick their balls but you can't
touch them the boyfriend is very nice
racist
harry ashcraft i don't talk about my ass
you could be
short why should he get a box to stand
on why why why
why why don't i take full responsibility
we had somebody apply for
unemployment for tupac shakur here in
kentucky we have a kentuckian whose name
is tupac shakur would you shut
up yeah good i don't know if you
remember about 15 years ago when one of
your jet skis got sunk
that was me and one of my kids i figured
i'd fess up to it now
um no mr vice president i'm speaking i
haven't i'm speaking this happens with
senator rand all the time
congressman kovitz congressman louis
gomers what happened
what did i do yay is that your bible
statement i've gone down for inspection
it's i can follow the
guidelines
around son of a
you're acting like one i kicked
everybody's out like excuse me you
changed attorneys i fired him in jail
michael
you know we're all playing a very
complicated game of chess or poker but
it's not checkers
victory victory victory victory how many
fingers do i got up
a single witness doing ballots like this
they want to take your second amendment
away you have nobody guarding your
potatoes
suburban women will you please like me
bikers for trump a lot of tattoos
i love them you feel you've got the
momentum oh there's no doubt about it
mommy mommy take me home
don't ever talk to the president that
way where were we the best
is yet to come oh
i got a pen mark no no no no no what's
your problem
i like to obey the law i cannot tell a
lie this man is crazy people don't want
that
they're like a person like me that's not
mean okay i'll see you guys
thank you everybody