>> YOU'VE REACHED THE AGE WHERE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO WATCH
ON TV.
BUT SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T STAY UP THAT LONG.
WHY LET A PROBLEM LIKE PREMATURE BEDTIME GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR
LATE NIGHT SATISFACTION?
WHEN 11:35 ROLLS AROUND, WILL YOU BE READY?
MILLIONS ARE SWITCHING TO THE "LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT
AND FINDING THEY STAY UP LONGER, LAUGH HARDER AND GO TO SLEEP
SATISFIED-ER.
"THE LATE SHOW" IS PROVEN TO INCREASE ENTERTAINMENT FLOW WHEN
YOU NEED IT MOST.
ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF YOUR HEART IS HEALTHY ENOUGH FOR TELEVISION.
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE AGITATION, BLEEDING GUMS, DIARRHEAIA BODY
SPASMS, CATARACTS, UPPER AND LOWER RESPIRATORY FAILURE,
RESPIRATORY FAILURE, CLOGGED BOWELS, CONFUSE, DELIRIUM,
FUNGAL INFECTION, HAIR LOSS, HOSTILITITY, LACK OF HEART BEAT, MUSCLE PAIN, WEAKNESS
FAULTY EJACULATION, RUINING OF THE EARS, EYEBALLS, COLONEL
REMARKS TYPHUS, DISTEMPER, ST. ANTHONY'S FIRE, SCRIBNER'S
PALSY, COOPER'S DROOP, GROCERY'S ITCH, LUMBAGO, IMP TYINGO AND
BLATTER IN THE THROAT, SCURVY.
CHARLEY ROSACEA.
WHOOPING COUCH, BONUS SPLEEN, PANDER MOUTH, JAZZ SHINS, PURPLE
BURPS, BRAIN TUBE AND EXPLOSIVE ON LEAVE.
IF YOUR LATE SHOW LASTS MORE THAN ONE HOUR YOU'RE WATCHING
JAMES CORDEN.
"LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN
STAY UP LONGER THAN NATURE INTENDED.