I'm roasting you
for the entire world tonight.
The roast fans really want blood this time,
even though most of your fans
haven't even gotten their periods yet.
But if you can take a joke, then so can the Beliebers
watching tonight, because face it, Biebs,
you've become a cocky little shit.
You are the King Joffrey of pop.
[cheers and applause]
What's your rap name, Feminem?
Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she's dating men now.
Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache
before you?
That's right, Selena Gomez used to bang this guy,
proving once again that Mexicans will do
the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S--