♪ "CELLPHONE PROFILE" ♪ >> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT
THE CLUES.
THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG.
THIS IS A SONG RECENTLY PLAYED ON THIS CELL PHONE.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
WHAT IS IT?
"ON THE ROAD AGAIN" BY WILLIE NELSON.
PETE?
( UGHTER ) >> YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU
KNOW I'M ON THE ROAD.
>> James: WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO THIS SONG?
>> BECAUSE I'M ON THE ROAD, I'M A TOURING GUY, HE LOOKS LIKE
JESUS.
>> SOMETIMES I SMOKE ENOUGH WEED, I THINK I SEE WILLIE
NELSON, AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO HEAR HIM AS WELL.
I THROW ON A LITTLE "ON THE ROAD AGAIN."
♪ JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD ♪
♪ ON THE ROAD AGAIN ♪ ♪ OH, MAKING MUSIC WITH MY VERY
SPECIAL FRIEND ♪ >> James: OKAY, I'M NOT
COMPLETELY CONVINCED.
BAD BUNNY, WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO "ON THE ROAD AGAIN"
BY WILLIE NELSON.
>> OH, I LOVE THAT SONG.
I PREFER THE REMIX, BUT I LOVE THAT SONG.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF I KNOW THE REMIX.
WHO REMIXED IT?
DO YOU KNOW?
>> UH, I THINK IT'S WITH -- I DON'T KNOW.
( LAUGHTER ) I LOVE IT.
>> James: SO YOU LIKE IT.
HOW DOES THIS SONG GO, BAD BUNNY?
♪ UNDER.
-- ON THE.
ROAD.
AGAIN ♪ >> James: OKAY.
SEE, MARTIN FREEMAN IS LAUGHING.
HE'S LAUGHING BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS IS ALL A CHARADE BECAUSE
IT'S YOUR PHONE!
AND WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO WILLIE NELSON'S "ON THE ROAD
AGAIN"?
>> IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS AND IT'S BEEN PLAYED BY MANY
PEOPLE BUT I THINK HIS VERSION IS THE BEST.
>> James: HIS VERSION IS THE BEST?
>> YEAH.
>> James: DO YOU LISTEN TO A LOT OF WILLIE NELSON?
>> WHY ARE YOU STANDING SO CLOSE TO ME.
>> James: SORRY.
THERE WAS NO NEED TO BE CLOSE.
I LISTEN TO A LOT OF WILLIE NELSON.
>> WHAT OTHERS DO YOU LIKE?
ALL THE BIG ONES.
CAN YOU THINK OF ANY MORE RIGHT NOW?
>> WHAT, TO SAY OUT LOUD?
YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> BACK OFF THE TOUR AGAIN.
( LAUGHTER ) >> SO.
>> James: SO YOU LIKE "ON THE ROAD AGAIN" AND "BACK OFF THE
TOUR AGAIN."
>> THAT'S IT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT
THE SECOND CLUE.
THE SECOND CLUE IS A TEXT MESSAGE.
ONE OF YOU SENT IT SAYING, "AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED I
THINK WE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH."
WHAT HAPPENED, BAD BUNNY?
YOU RECEIVED THIS TEXT.
THIS TEXT WAS RECEIVED TO YOUR PHONE, OKAY, SENT TO YOUR PHONE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHY DID YOU NEED TO GO TO CHURCH?
>> THAT'S MOM TEXT AFTER SHE HEAR MY ALBUM.
MY NEW ALBUM, YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: TO BE CLEAR -- TO BE
CLEAR -- TO BE CLEAR, YOU'RE SAYING YOUR MOTHER LISTENED TO
YOUR ALBUM, AND SHE THOUGHT, I'VE GOT TO TEXT MY SON SAYING,
AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED, I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH.
( LAUGHTER ) ( SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE )
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THE ALBUM'S BIG.
I'M IN PROBLEM WITH MY MOM AND MY GRANDMA AND MY WHOLE
FAMILY.
>> James: WHY IS THIS?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
>> BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF HARD SONGS, YOU KNOW.
>> James: YEAH.
YOU KNOW, WHAT I MEAN, HARD?
>> James: SO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE EXPLICIT NATURE OF THE
MUSIC.
>> YEAH, THE EXPLICIT, YOU KNOW, THE CONTENT.
>> James: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
>> I LOVE YOU, MOM.
WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH THIS MONDAY.
SUNDAY.
YEAH, YEAH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING.
YOU'RE NOT A BAD BUNNY, YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BUNNY!
>> YEAH.
I AM.
>> James: PETE HOLMES.
THAT'S MY FOOT!
>>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.
>> I'M GOING TO GIGGLE.
>> James: PETE HOLMES, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS TEXT?
WHY'D YOU NEED TO GO TO CHURCH?
>> AFTER WHAT HAPPENED, WE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH.
WHAT HAPPENED IS MY WIFE AND I REALIZED THAT IT WAS SUNDAY.
SHE SAID, IS IT SUNDAY?
I SAID, IT FEELS LIKE A SATURDAY, THE WAY IT SORT OF
CASUALLY AND EASY.
AND SHE SAID, NO, EASY IS SUNDAY MORNING.
AND I SAID, OH, NO, THE LORD!
>> James: YEAH, AND THEN SHE THOUGHT, LET ME STOP THIS
CONVERSATION AND TEXT YOU.
>> YES.
WE SOMETIMES PLAY A GAME WHERE WE TEXT EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE
TOGETHER.
>> James: DO YOU REALLY?
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?
>> James: GO ON.
WE THROW ON SOME WILLIE NELSON.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: MARTIN FREEMAN, YOU
DON'T STRIKE ME AS NECESSARILY A CHURCHGOER.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHY DID YOU NEED TO GO TO CHURCH?
>> YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE THOSE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT
SOMEONE ELSE AND IT GETS QUITE BRUTAL WHERE GOSSIP TURNS INTO
SOMETHING A BIT MORE CRUEL.
>> James: RIGHT.
AND WE WERE HAVING A -- A FRIEND OF MIND AND I WERE HAVING
A SLIGHTLY DRUNKEN CONVERSATION ABOUT A BRITISH PERSON WHOM WE
BOTH KNOW, ACTUALLY -- >> James: I THINK I KNOW WHO
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
( LAUGHTER ) >> AND I THOUGHT, I NEED A WASH.
>> James: YOU NEED TO GO TO CHURCH.
>> WELL, I SAID THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.
I SAID THINGS THAT WERE BAD IS THAT AND NOW YOU THINK YOU
SHOULD GO TO CHURCH.
>> YES, I DID.
>> James: YOU WENT TO CHURCH?
I OCCASIONALLY GO TO CHURCH.
>> James: WHICH CHURCH?
ST. PATRICK'S IN SOHO SQUARE.
>> James: SEE, YOU KNOW AND I KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
THAT'S REAL OR NOT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LET'S MOVE ON TO THE THIRD CLU
WHICH IS A PHOTO.
LET'S SEE THE PHOTO.
OKAY, WE HAVE A PICTURE OF SOMETHING CALLED "HANGOVER
HELPER."
PETE HOLMES, WHY WERE YOU HUNG OVER?
WHY DID YOU NEED HELP WITH A HANGOVER?
>> I CAN SEE WHY IT WOULD LOOK LIKE I WAS BUYING HANGOVER
HELPER.
IT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS WHERE MY WIFE VAL -- YOU KNOW VAL --
>> James: WELL -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT.
>> James: CARRY ON!
SHE SENT ME TO THE STORE, CLASSIC BUMBLING HUSBAND, GET
SOME HAMBURGER HELPER, AND I SENT HER THAT AND I SAID THIS?
JUST THE SORT OF STUFF YOU WOULD EXPECT KEVIN JAMES TO BE DOING.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: BAD BUNNY, WAS IT
YOU WHO HAD THE HANGOVER?
WHY DID YOU NEED THE HANGOVER HELPER?
>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
( LAUGHTER ) I JUST KNOW THAT THIS PILL, THAT
PILL SAVED MY LIFE.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A CRAZY
NIGHT.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
>> James: WHERE WERE YOU THAT NIGHT?
>> OH, I THINK THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.
>> James: OKAY, YOU THINK THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.
( LAUGHT ) >> THAT DOESN'T LOOK F.D.A.
APPROVED.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: MARTIN FREEMAN, HI.
TOO MUCH COMMUNION WINE AT CHURCH?
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
>> NO.
>> James: YOU'RE VERY BUTCH, AREN'T YOU, IN THIS?
>> AM I?
>> James: YOU SEEM VERY BUTCH.
GET VERY CLOSE.
>> James: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
THIS WAS ACTUALLY AFTER, SOUNDS LIKE BRAGGING, BUT IT WAS
AFTER AN AWARDS SHOW.
>> James: OKAY.
AND I GOT VERY, VERY DRUNK AND MADE A SLIGHT FOOL OF
MYSELF.
I GOT SILLY, SO THE NEXT DAY THE PERSON I WAS WITH I TEXTED THEM
SAYING WE BOTH NEED THIS.
IT'S NOT VERY EXCITING.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A BRAG.
I'M SORRY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: OKAY.
LET'S RECAP THE CLUES.
WE HAVE THE WILLIE NELSON SONG, WE HAVE
THE TEXT MESSAGE ABOUT GOING TO CHURCH AND A PHOTO OF HANGOVER
HELPER.
LAUGH I THINK THESE ITEMS BELONG TO MARTIN FREEMAN.
OKAY?
WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE PLEASE STEP FORWARD?
( DRUM ROLL ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I NEVER GET IT!
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )