hello my name is Kevin and your name is
Joseph or something like that you know
if you didn't have a name would you
exist something to think about anyway I
have some products here I haven't seen
before they were sent to me by Hannah
but instead of just telling you about
them I figured why don't we look at them
together for the very first time sound
good I hope so because this is loot
alright first off we have hitting
jewelry bath bomb ooh
it comes in naughty or nice ocean waves
secret lover so it looks like this is a
thing that you put in your bath and then
it dissolves and and bubbles up and
inside might be a piece of jewelry worth
up to 2,000 pounds so it's like gambling
in the bathtub or you know getting clean
and gambling might be something that
Vegas should look into it maybe putting
slot machines and showers or something
like that all right moving on what's
this can you keep a secret no get out of
here bye I don't want to sign up yoga
Jose these fun posing servicemen provide
inspiration to soldier on through your
basic yoga training so it's like little
green army men doing yoga poses ha ha ha
get it well uh you know namaste as they
say moving on Kubo robotic tail pillow
what is this a pillow with a tail
finally hug this thing and then it comes
in husky gray or French brown lovely so
if you want to have a cat but don't want
to have a head on the cat then you know
it literally is a headless cat let's
watch the video there's a dog why is
there a dog oh there's the cat tails
tails tails all right do you love animal
tails but hate pooping get the hobo
robotic tail pillow never worry about
pooping butts again I should endorse
that no I shouldn't it's 226 dollars all
right that's a random number at 227 - 25
will settle on 226 for a butt of a
pillow of a cat of a butt of a pillow of
a cat a butt of a pillow of Oh mom just
keep saying it alright coyote vest pet
body armor oh my gosh
nobody vest includes set of coyote
spikes we are backordered weather back
order these are so popular that they're
sold out get it in pink blue or yellow
because you need to cover your pet with
spikes coyote vest protects your dog's
neck with an array of one-inch spikes
protects it from what is your dog
constantly being eaten by crocodiles
worry no more I guess it's for coyotes
if you live in an area where coyotes are
threatening to eat your dog then you
need the coyote vest 2018
oh speaking of dogs here's dog Eden dog
Eden Doge Doge den no matter how you
pronounce it it's a it's a what is this
well I guess this is what ok this shows
you what it looks like above the ground
alright so you dig a hole and then you
put this part under there so bury your
doghouse with the Doge den now we have
boxing reflex ball fight ball with
adjustable headband for reflex speed
training boxing punch exercise training
to improve reactions and speed boxing
gym equipment for both training and
fitness it's a very long title but you
know when it when you have a ball on a
string that goes around your head you
need a lot of words to describe that
look at this guy his punching a tennis
ball attached to his head cut the
elastic rope as long as your arm no
matter where you are you could punch a
tennis ball that's hanging from your
head for only $9.99 I mean this is a
really really good deal comes with strap
string does it come with the ball ball
not included no I'm sure it comes with
the ball alright so you know if you are
a would-be boxer and you plan on boxing
against tennis balls then this is the
perfect product for you hello would you
like to talk about our products I think
I am doing that currently in a video
what is this desk viewed the world's
first window-mounted standing desk that
sounds pretty cool
this lady is standing on it oh so it's
just like suction cups and you stick
this against the windows and then you
have a desk this is pretty amazing
actually
I like this 200 and something dollars
let's watch the video Revolutionary
standing desk look at this this is cool
so if you live if you you know I have a
lot of Windows and you need a desk on
your window they get the the desk view
so that you can view your desk through
the window that's not
that's not the slogan okay magic the
first augmented reality toothbrush for
kids finally bringing tooth brushing
into the 21st century
Sarah video ooh there's a video oh look
at this oh look at little Billy Wow when
I brush mine my teeth I go underwater
why is it a backpack brushing his teeth
he had a backpack with the teddy bear
he's going to teddy bear school
oh Henry his name is Henry Knut Billy
got to get kids to brush their teeth
somehow mine as well trick them into
thinking it's magical with magic Zeke
get the best sleep possible with the
world's smartest pillow what are people
saying about Zeke I have no idea game
changer for my wife and I what does it
do why is it so smart it's full of
purple stuff soda milk sunny deep way
and we got soda milk purple stuff wow so
needy all right uh testimonials features
let's see the features stop snoring when
you snore Zeke gently vibrates encourage
you to change positions to oh wow so the
pillow will vibrate to get you to move
to stop snoring stream all of your music
audiobooks podcast TV through Zeke's 8
built in precision wireless speaker so
the pillow has eight speakers in it
analyze sleep integrated sensors analyze
your sleep cycles duration snoring and
restfulness then display your nightly
results dear Zeke app so you can track
your sleeping habits I wonder what that
my pillow guy thinks of this he's like
oh I should have thought of this for my
pillow I'm a creepy guy that's what he
that's how he talks or it Hanes v8
engine what is this a little engine that
you could build learn all there is to
know about a v8 engine by making one
yourself you know this looks really
awesome I would love to learn more about
cars and engineering yeah I would like
that I would like the I would like the
Hanes v8 engine ah temporarily
backordered well when it is front
ordered I will be there pains v8-engined
spiralizer jar what does that mean the
killer spiralizer offers the easy way to
create spaghetti style spiral ribbon
ooh if you've ever wanted to eat carrot
spaghetti here's your chance why is it
called Kilner that sounds kind of
aggressive whoa
yes spiral that carrot kind of seems
like a lot of work boo spiral onions say
no to spaghetti I like spaghetti well
there you go
you can make vegetable spaghetti in a
jar with the Kilner spiral jar the
simultaneous omelet and waffle maker you
know I don't know about this make an
omelet up here and then well where do
you do the oh the omelet is on or the
waffle is on the backside times star
chefs simply pour batter into the waffle
side flip the unit and load omelet
ingredients onto the flat griddle side
you could also use a pan we're moving on
fish pop molds so you can make little
little popsicles that look like little
fish I remember when I was a kid
700 years ago we had little little pop
molds buddy make little ice pops out of
like orange juice or soda it was amazing
but now you know things just get better
now that orange juice popsicle can look
like a shark and pro hand pure
rechargeable unisex bluetooth gloves
delightful Christmas gift for your
friends and family
Bluetooth gloves conceal a speaker in
the left thumb just make the call me can
gesture and users are all set so just go
like this you you talk through your
gloves that's pretty cool what am i
Inspector Gadget I could use a video of
the hand pure unisex glove glove glove
glove glove all right finally one last
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so yeah that's pretty much it um you
know I hope that you enjoy the rest of
your day and the night and the the whole
cycle what's going on with the earth and
the Sun and that whole deal and until
next time no that's not that's that what
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