The search for the elusive dolphin was a tough one.
I searched far and wide. High and low. Until finally I found it.
**cool music happens**
ok nice
oh ok
Bbbrup- bah.. I don't give a shit.
Oh, dear. (what's wrong?)
It almost looks like underwear, (Oh Ok)
kinda like you see that?
Uh, I don't know.
Da, da, da da da. Da da da da da
Okay, memo, and THE D IS BACK.
Haha, look ITS THE FUNNY MEME EVERYBODY!
Okay, (htchh) everything's just gone.
Da, da, da da, da da da.
Oh, it's
Okay. That's very useful seeing them from the other screen. Yeah.
Wait, wait,
I - I can't press the letter G like at all. It's just like,
gp-heehhh
What does this button do? Oh dear.
In case you haven't noticed my cursor is also uh,
It's not feeling itself. It probably just had a bad night.
Oh wait, and some of the TV's just aren't working at all.
Someone forgot to pay the power bill, or some shit.
Oh- Hahaha! Uhhhhhhhhhhh... what is that? Give me.
*mii channel ensues* Aw. Okay.
Oh, hahaha! Uhhhhh, no, try again.
*channel change*
Da, da, da, DA DA, DA DA DA
I was hoping- I was hoping for some- Haha! Oh, That TV's got some V stretch problems,
That one's got some H stretch problems.
It's funny how all the TV's kind of have their own, unique, distortion to them. I - I think that's pretty cool. Also at the time.
7 equals 51. No, it does not.
Okay blue button
What?
Can I add half a mii?
We're just in the void, this is the void this is purgatory
That's what this is there is no escape from
uh hell
Oh wait, I just did never mind. We're all good. You know the Wii sounds are kind of creepy when there's no background music
Why is it always that like system sounds freak me out?
I don't know what it is, but they're just like designed to be kind of eerie
Ok, ok. So I guess I was right I got out of the void, but now there's just like
Blueness. Oh shit. I'm like a Shadow Warrior now, bitch. Why is there a mii missing?
Who know why is the bar? Ok, so the button isn't really missing
It's just a little shy you got a lot like poke it out of its
Its little slumber spot there also the pictures gone
buh buh buh
buh buh buh buh buh
Memo how's the memo doing? Oh, it's doing lovely. The G isn't too good
The G isn't very G I guess
Haha funny joke. Oh
Oh no it's squished and upside down and just not feeling too good
Duh (just rambles more duh's)
Yes, I would like I would like some of this
Okay, let's make some memos
Or not
There's a flute we got a flute player here
Quiet the hell down back there. You're stealing the show! Can I do anything? No
Shut up. This is my show
Fucking sassy. Nice icons
There we go
Yeah looks about right
Whoaaaaaaa, what was that?
Okay, where's the key- okay the keyboards here there's just no animations that's fine everything's fine
I drank too much purple. Hey, is that one purple? PuRPle? Okay. Well aside from my ears just
Feeling very good. I don't think that's the stuff nothing's wrong. No, it's fine. I don't know what you shit
Come on, let's get some let's get some results
This could be like a creepypasta right here.
THE WII WITH NO TEXT.
The button just it gets better every time. I like how it's kind of swaying, too.
Like the bars. No, they're very sensual, very sexy creatures. They got to show off for the camera.
Gamecube are you sure?
Oh, no. Lemme see that again
It's like oh shit, is he coming?! We got to get out of the ground! Quick into positions now!!!
Oh JeSUS I feel bad for the buttons
I'm giving them butterflies. They're so nervous. It's their big debut they gotta make an impression
Bye!!!
In, uhhh, they're, HAHAHAH!
Oooohoooo, my!
Oh
into the abyss the
shopping bags go
They know they're needed in another wii is like "Screw this kid. He doesn't deserve the
fucking shop." Just get the hell out of here. Also. There's like the outline of the button. Oh,
The ring thing the the text box it's taken up the whole screen also, there's no hours. I just notice that
What the fuck we're going. It's going; the animations are going the wrong way
Okay, whatever you know, I'm not
That's one strechy fuckin disk I'll say. Oh Jesus
All the animations are just fucked up everything is just fucked up. Oh no
It's sad face p.m. That's sad
(random blabbering)
Alright
Pew pew pew pew pew I'm gonna shoot you with my finger gun pew pew
What the fuck
Okay, I don't know if that's normal that normal or not but
Whenever I press my my middle
My middle mouse button in it. That's what happens
We got some melty face here
Or I guess it could be like the letter P without the little hole
No, I want out. Lemme out
GAHBIGE
The fuck did that button come from it's still there just silently observing us
Also that is not aligned in the slightest. You're not even trying anymore
Dear God
And now it changed shape it can't fucking decide
Why the fuck is there another button there
Okay, there's some clipping whoo-hoo no
Shit man, this is 4-dimensional shopping bags. It's for all that four-dimensional chocolate. We got from the last video
I mean you need something to carry it in. They're not gonna carry themselves
They're just gonna phase out of existence if you know if you don't get our limited-edition
Patented wii shop bags
For fuck's sake
It's so fuckin stretched. There's only so many fucking stretch jokes I can make or
Expand jokes, because apparently whenever you add the word expand anything, it's funny
expand
How are you today
Jinkies we're a little stretch. Jeez. Slow the fuck down, okay
That's gonna give me a fucking heart attack it's going too fast for me
It's minecraft day it's fucking square everything square
Every
Lovely
Yet like look at that. Why is this working so well? Like this legitimately looks nice
I mean, I guess there's nothing here. Oh, yeah there is
Okay, give it some time
Yeah, okay look at that, it's pretty I can't be the only one who thinks that this is very pretty ( me too scares)
Like this is aesthetically pleasing oh shit (oh no, error #004)
This is fucking horrifying if
It sounds nice. But like when you're just sitting in your room
Alone at night and you corrupt the Wii
There's nobody around
Just the soft glow from your computer screen
With the mii's staring back at you with their blank knowing expressions
Fuck am I going on about I'm high
Why bother when just, minus signs are gonna be shoved in your face
Warp fucking speed they kinda
It kind of looks like Mii's are just leaking out of the mii channel
because like there's some
What I can only assume to be mii blood down here
It's leaking out from behind the screen and all the Mii's are just getting ejected out of the channel like a fucking waterfall
What the hell?!
That face that it just it says it all doesn't it? I don't even have to say anything
Fuck it you want to shop here's your bag go fucking shop
What the fuck it's fucking crosshair, where are we help
Where am I? Oh no
Help send help what is this, okay well
Thank you
Oh
My sweet Jesus you're ripping the fucking keys off the keyboard, please it's shared wii mom's gonna be PISSED
Like I just
Wait it got tilted more, what's this other button?
The fuck's going on what the fuck yeah, it's just seizures happening everywhere
I don't even think that wii knows what it's doing at this point
It's just throwing random shit at the screen and hoping it hoping that it's funny. Oh my god.
I'm glad I can I can move that. I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't move my little
Matchbox
What the flick did the forecast channel say?
WEATH
bye boomers