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[CypherDen] You got the stickers?
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As a workaholic that I am,
I usually never really go on vacations
If I'm not working for more than a day or two,
I legitimately start stressing out
Given, that it's also not good to overwork yourself
George, the lovely boyfriend at the time
Decided that we should go on an impromptu trip to Atlantic City
A little get away,
Some fun in the sun,
Gambling was definitely out of the question
Since I only had like 7 dollars and a cup of ramen under my name
But either way, it's good that I'm in a vacation
Since I also need to get out of the basement
'Cause I haven't really seen daylight in a while
And George was just being the best, the sweetest, and the most amazing boyfriend ever!
So we found a hotel online for about 40 bucks a night
The website looks like a Myspace page
But George insisted that it looked legit
And the hotel looked like it was classy, old-timey, and kinda like one of those old Victorian places
And when we got there,
OooOOoo BoOoOy
Old was an understatement
There were ornaments and statues covering every inch of that hotel
You know that smell when you walk into your grandparents' house
And there's just a smell of old things
Like in the back of your head
You know for a fact that there's a slight chance your just inhaling a bunch of mold at its bestest
But it's just the old smell that made me smell the old people smell
Which smells really specific, oddly enough
We rang the front desk and waited for a good 5 minutes
Rang some more, and eventually an older lady comes out
She looked really upset that we were there in the first place
Like we interrupted something that she was doing
But, okay, no biggie
She checks us in and tells to us to go to the elevator and ring the bell
We didn't really think much of it
So, we rang the random bell by the elevator
The elevator door opens, and there was this guy
He didn't get off, so we got in
[Guy] What floor?
[Past CypherDen] Oh, um, fourth floor please
[Present CypherDen]I thought this guy was going to punch in my floor number
But instead, this guy turns around and starts cranking the elevator
My guy, cranking
When I rang that bell, I didn't expect to be summoning a human being
No lie though, I was actually really fascinated
But also low-key hella concerned
Because this elevator sounded like it was struggling
And while he was turned around cranking this old rickety box
That we'll probably drop if I ate one more burrito
I noticed this big giant lump on the back of his neck
Hope he's okay and he doesn't have Ligma
But here's the thing
I love scary movies
I see all that and a bunch of red flags are just going off in my mind
Creepy hotel, creepy hotel employee that looked like he just came out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
At an absurdly cheap price in the middle of nowhere
This definitely sounds that I'll probably die tonight
[Lump/Guy] Just ring the bell if you need me
You kids have fun now
[CypherDen] If we die tonight, this is all your fault
[George] You're being silly
(George looks like Star's friend Marco but sounds like that keytar dude Oskar. Anyone else noticed???)
[CypherDen] So, we go in our hotel room and there was no airconditioning
It's literally 98° outside
So we decided, you know what we can't really complain
Because we paid like 40 bucks for this room
So
We'll stay outside at the casinos and at the malls
All day until night time
Either that, or we'll probably die of heatstroke
In our own hotel room, instead of creepy psycho clown or something
We unpacked and I headed to the bathroom
I walked into the wall by accident
You're probably like: "Oh, Den you're so dumb,
"How'd you even manage to do that?"
Alright, alright
I know for a fact that I'm usually super clumsy
But that room felt like it started to shift a little
I looked at the floor and I tried to walk back
And that floor
OooOooo My LoRd My GuY
That floor was actually slanted
Forget the elevator, forget the creepy guy, forget the heat stroke
This room is hella crooked!
The bathroom door doesn't even look like it fit the door frame
A good chunk of the top of the door was chopped off
So when I look down, I could see George's feet through the door
What even is this crooked building?
And that's why I refuse to use the elevator
Not because of the creepy elevator guy
This building is legit tipping over
It ain't no way will I get on an elevator delivering me straight to hell
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
That's just asking some Final Destination stuff to happen
Not today death
No thank you
So me and George stayed out all day playing mini golf
And ya girl completely destroyed George and a bunch of 10 year olds in Go Kart
First place, booyah
A win's a win
J-just had to show these kids who the real boss is you know
After just destroying a bunch of uh... 10 year olds
It was starting to get late, and we were tired
I was already 1 AM so we get back to our hotel
Ummm.... so here's the thing
I don't really know how else to describe this
So you remember the scene from Jurrasic Park 3
Where they're on a boat after digging through dinosaur poop for a cellphone and then BAAAM!
A Spinosaurus Rex attacks so they all get in the cage, for um.. safety?
Imagine that boat cage right in front of the hotel entrance
And it was locked
You know when you something in the morning and its not creepy at all
Then you see it at night and kinda start questioning your life decisions
Like that hallway of yours completely fine in the morning
Then, at 3 AM when you're trying to get ice cream
You start hearing things and you're like:
"Yup. There's probably like 3 ghosts, Freddy Krueger and a grizzly bear,
"Just chilling in the end of that hallway"
Then your dumb cat doesn't make it any better
Because he's just staring at the wall for a good 5 minutes
We knocked and we yelled for the angry old lady from earlier and nothing
So, um, here's the thing
Do you really wanna go back in there?
Like we have no idea if people are being eaten alive by dinosaurs in there
As far as I know it
They're trapped and we're safe
[George] If we stay in here, we'll have to deal with the drunks, the druggies, and the crazies
We'll probably get robbed
[CypherDen] Alright, fine, we'll go with the dinosaurs
So after 20 minutes of being locked out
We realized that there was a bar connected to the side of our hotel
We talked to the bartender and explained what happened in hopes that he'll call someone or open the gates
[Bartender] Come here behind the bar and take the staircase
[CypherDen] Um, what?
I've never seen a creepier staircase that lead to a bright red door
One light bulb and just a bright red door
Did they base this off of Insidious?
So, um, you know if this was a horror movie,
I'd probably survive
And I'd probably have to rescue you
Just a heads up if that happens
You're probably kind of screwed
[George] Gee, thanks
[CypherDen] I'm just being honest
I'm gonna run like a little *censored*
So we walked the stairs and each step was getting louder and louder
I swear if there was a jumpscare at any point of that
I would've probably died from a heart attack right there and then
We go through the door and we found our way back in the lobby
Through the utility closet
Ummm... Okay
No one was there and it was complete silence
And we weren't about to call out to every single psychopath out there by going:
"Hello.. anyone there?" (How everyone dies in the movie)
Or by ringing that bell and summoning Mr. Elevator Guy
So we go through the staircase
And Oh My Damn
It looked like it came right out of a movie
Windows wide open, curtains blowing in the air
I was gonna die here
This was legit a horror movie waiting to happen
ALSO
If there was a little girl playing in the end of that staircase,
I would've punch her out of existance
Or let's be real
I probably would've roll down the stairs out of sure panic
Or use George as a bait, because on ghosts ain't keeping me in that hotel
I-I mean.. so I could go... call for help
Fight or flight I'd be booking out of there, faster than you can blink
Okay, let's take a step back
It's probably just my imagination going wild
And I've probably watch too many horror movies
Played way too many horror games
So let's just go in the room
And just sleep, just lock the doors and we're good
We decided to stay in for the night
And in the morning, the lady at the front desk
Told us that they just locked the front gates
Since they went to go use the bathroom
You know, that's completely logical
But my brain is on Silent Hill mode at this point
Once the sirens goes off
I know things are about to go down
But those sirens haven't gone off yet
And everything is still peachy
We stayed out again the whole day,
Destroyed more kids at Go Kart and at 2 AM we get back
And the gates were locked again
Talked to the bartender again
Staircase, red door, staircase, and got back to our lovely hotel room
At around 3 AM we hear knocking
*initiate knocking*
Obviously, we don't answer because it's 3 AM
And we're sleeping
And just... WHY?
The knocking becomes banging then our doorknob starts shaking
Someone's legitimately trying to get into our hotel room
[Guy] Let me in
[CypherDen] We don't respond because crazy people and drunk people are probably just getting back to their hotels at this time
[George] I'll just tell them off
[CypherDen] Are you the crazy one?
This is either an actual crazy person
Or drunkards
And I'm pretty sure that's not a dinosaur
But either way they're probably crazy
[George] You're just overthinking it
[CypherDen] Okay but we've never actually seen anyone else in this hotel
It's been just us, the front desk lady, and elevator guy
NO ONE ELSE
[George] Chill, don't worry about it
[CypherDen] Okay, I'll assist
If they're crazy
I'll throw my toothbrush at them (OOF)
I got chu
Before George even got to the door
The rustling stops
And the voice starts laughing
*insert creepy laughing* (OH GOD)
George and I looked at each other confused to what the heck is even going on
And eventually the laughter faded (magic i guess?)
We barely slept that night
Just from confusion and that someone was trying to break in while we're sleeping
We wake up that morning and. WE. CHECKED. OUT.
We bounced out of that place that we were just GONE
I'm pretty sure that place isn't even haunted
But, wasn't even gonna stay to found out
Like. NO.
Just 100% NO.
Thanks again to Quidd for sponsoring this video
At the end of the day, it's still a solid sure
Food is amazing
Mini golf was fun
Go Kart was even funner (Is that a word?)
Also starting our trip by waking up to some lady knocking on our car window
For a so- um- some stuff
So remember kids, don't forget to lock your car doors
Because you don't know what kind of crazies gonna be knocking up on your car window
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With that being said, I'll see you guys later and BYE BYE BYE