i can't make a double krabby patty with
the work i can't put a patty on a bun
with lettuce cheese onions tomatoes
ketchup mustard pickles and top bun
together in that order
one crying johnny coming up
first bun then patty followed by ketchup
mustard pickles extra onions lettuce
cheese tomatoes and fun in that order
one cry and johnny
whatever i'll take a double triple bossy
deluxe on a raft 4x4 animal style extra
shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze
light axle grease make it cry burn it
and let it swim
we serve food here sir oh nope i was
wrong looks okay sure is a fine looking
pizza
yeah
what's that is that the cheese yeah
and the pepperoni
it's just a little old krabby patty
smothered in jellyfish jelly i call it a
krabby patty with jellyfish jelly could
i try some sure
amazing
i've got to tell someone about this
hey all you people hey all you people
hey all you people won't you listen to
me
[Music]
i just had a sandwich no ordinary
sandwich a sandwich filled with
jellyfish jelly
hey man you got to try this sandwich
it's no ordinary
sandwich it's the tastiest sandwich in
the sea
yeah just give it a bit about a moon
about identity now yeah
[Applause]
thank you here you go sir a king-size
ultra crabby supreme with the works
double batter fried
on a stick thanks
barnaclehead pardon me you forgot your
mayonnaise
thanks
yes sir we sell pretty patties that
thing's green
green
[Music]
hey is that one purple
purple is my favorite color
this isn't half bad hey world pretty
patties is the best idea ever squirrels
can do anything they want to
i bet you can't eat a crabby double
deluxe in one bite
[Music]
give me that
they don't call me cheeks for nothing
[Music]
why that's the most diabolical krabby
patty ever spawned i call it the nasty
patty
one pipsqueak patty
and your bib and high chair
me
you think this is funny in a cosmic sort
of way yes
well mr funny man
is this how you get your sick kicks what
it's just an ordinary crabby oh my
goodness
squidward spongebob yes squidward i need
a triple crabby supreme on a kelp bun
and with extra sea pickle
and burn it to a crisp okay coming right
up
listen squidward i want to apologize for
before i was only trying to make you
happy
[Music]
well i strongly disagree with your
decision i accept it
you know it's not often i get to make
one like this i want to see the look on
their face when they take that first
bite
border up squidward all right
uh spongebob could i get one with less
fog sorry squidward mr krabs his orders
whatever
here you are sir one crabby patty
i don't like crusts on my sandwich it's
a bun it's all crust how am i supposed
to cut the crust off a bun feel
it happy
[Music]
where's the love squidward what happened
to the krabby patties i tried to tell
them
but they would listen to me
this is obscene and all my years of
fried cookery i have never seen such a
lovely group of patties
especially
such perfection from your little lettuce
hair to your rosy ketchup cheeks right
down to your mustard smile may i call
you
patty one monster krabby patty please
no one's ordered a monster patty in ages
spongebob one monster krabby patty
[Music]
did you say a mustard krabby patty uh
one monster crabby patty
monster krabby patty monster krabby
patty monster krabby patty
oh dear neptune oh boy
we can do this at the count of three we
flip ready
one
two
three
[Applause]
you can't throw out a crabby batty that
is just wrong but this one is rotten oh
simple squidward no crabby patty can
ever truly be rotten here look
[Applause]
[Music]
oh that looks delicious why don't you
take another bye
[Music]
that ain't right i will never spend
money here again
come on guys these paddies ain't worth
the paper they're printed on wait where
you going
i am your boss and i order you to give
me that patty no mr krabs i will not but
i will give you these
nature patties
[Music]
it's like eating the inside of our
lawnmower
i think mine is mostly stones oh here we
call them forest tomatoes
[Music]
oh
[Music]
one winner later
mr krabs this wiener tastes just like a
krabby patty maybe we can add them to
the menu i'm not impressed
i made it with leftover ingredients
now i'm impressed
holy mother of all creatures great and
small
it's the largest krabby patty the world
has ever seen
it's
gorgeous
oh great patty take me take me home
daddy
keep running it's getting closer no it
isn't look where i'm pointing it stop
hey
he's right
that delectable odor is coming from that
shack
i must know more
flabby patty another restaurant looks
like crabs has some real competition huh
interesting wow
a flabby patty
[Music]
no i'm talking about the sound of a
hungry customer he doesn't want to eat
us for being lazy he wants to eat us
because he's hungry fellas leave this to
me
[Music]
welcome wild ones they'll be drawn here
like a sailor to a tattoo parlor with
the special biker perkin
and authentic biker decor with real
blood stains and to top it off a custom
chopper patty and best of all i'll raise
my prices 150
i'll make a fortune hey my krabby patty
is just a bun and the two buns are also
buns
stale buns my padding tastes like
sadness all right that's enough hey
where are those weenies
your weenie sir
what in the name of davey jones's gym
shorts are these they're weenie patties
what are you some kind of nut
you've ruined my weenies you're fired
hey buddy how's the pizza coming almost
on but i did change the recipe a bit
yeah
no problem a few extra toppings never
hurt anyone
huh
what have you done you turned an
innocent pizza into
a pizza patty it's an abomination yeah
of deliciousness how about that
interesting
it's some sort of burrito patty hmm
who'd like to taste it i'll give it a go
[Music]
[Applause]
you're fired
[Music]
you're fired
and take your noodle patty with you
oh i'll take it all right i'll take it
to go
i'm starving no problem two patties
coming right up
[Music]
tastes weird yeah they are a little dry
[Music]
the krabby patties they taste so nice
that they
taste nice
and who can forget the hatty patty the
patty you wear is a hat i wear it
because i'm
[Music]
bald oh now looky here
not patties now you're getting the swing
of it
patties
order up baby
[Music]
let's try again shall we
[Music]
order up
i can't believe how quickly you inflated
the whole city again spongebob yep the
whole city plus this new krusty krab
oh yeah
franchises a great idea boy oh hey
you're making money claw over fist here
hey what's the exchange rate for bubbles
to real money
there is
[Applause]
[Music]
all right troops prepare to be deployed
[Music]
i just gotta get a closer look at that
glorious statue
[Music]
hey watch it buddy i don't care how much
you want your pretty patty you're gonna
have to wait in line like the rest of us
i never had a line
[Music]
who's number 46 853
[Music]
yar love all things spongebob like and
comment below and don't forget to
subscribe and hit the bell icon to never
miss a new video here on the spongebob
official youtube channel here