- Can wikiHow teach two bozos using only photos?
- Let's talk about that.
(funky music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- Hello.
Rhett, are you enjoying the great indoors lately?
- Oh yeah.
As you can see, I'm wearing my outdoors clothing, indoors.
- As we've been exploring the great indoors,
lots of us, and I'm talking about all of humanity,
because we're in this together,
we've been adopting new skills
and trying to learn new things in enrich our lives.
At least, we've intended to do that, right?
Have you done any skill enriching?
- I've thought about it a lot.
- Yeah, I've just thought about it a lot.
- I have intentions.
- Which has led me to my favorite resource,
with is wikiHow.
You can learn how to do anything on wikiHow.
- And it comes with some incredible pictures
that lead you through the process.
- Absolutely incredible. - So we're gonna play a game
to see if we can figure out what's being taught
with just the pictures.
It's time for,
Hey you, have you ever seen a shrimp without feet?
Who cares this wikiHow game might stump our brain meat.
- Our what?
Brain meat?
- Brain meat.
- Is that worse than stumping your toe?
- Completely different.
- Equally as painful.
- Okay, here's what we've done.
We've got a bunch of these wikiHow pictures
that we're gonna show each other.
I've got some I'm gonna show Link,
Link's got some that he's gonna show me.
You're gonna get three pictures,
and you're gonna get a guess at any point.
If you can guess when you see the first picture,
you get three points.
If you guess on the second picture, you get two points.
And if you have to go all the way to the third picture
and guess what's being taught, you only get one point.
- Right, and the winner in the end,
gets to wear sunglasses indoors
and can not be called a tool.
You're in a toolless zone, if you're the winner.
- Oh, I hope I win.
- All right, so you have the first wikiHow, right?
- Yes.
Link, if you can pull up your first picture.
- [Link] Okay, we've got a couple here.
- That guy has your old haircut.
You had that haircut for like a couple of weeks.
- That's true.
- At one point, like two years ago.
- And now my hair's just poofing all over the place.
So now, I know all of these are accompanied with
like texts that says the step number
and what the step is, but you're not giving me that.
- And it wouldn't help if I did.
- Okay, so we got a couple in bed, fully clothed.
- Well, you don't know that.
(Stevie laughs)
Does your picture have below the waist?
- No.
- They could be both Winnie The Pooh-ing it, I don't know.
- So for three points, I'm gonna guess, how to cuddle.
- Wrong. (buzzer buzzes)
Go to the second picture.
- Oh, pointing at the eyeballs.
Now hold on, this is a totally different person.
- Yeah, that person was not in step one.
- Do I get a point for that?
That's observational.
- No, I just think this was an error.
- Really, a continuity error?
- Yeah, it's a continuity error in wikiHow pictures.
- In like the skin tone or race of the people involved.
- [Rhett] Yes.
- Okay, maybe that's a good thing.
So there's an arrow pointed to the eye.
I think she's looking at the two people.
How to know if you're partner is cheating.
- Wrong, Link. (buzzer buzzes)
Okay, you're gonna have to go to the third image here
on this one.
- [Link] Who is this?
This is another person.
- This is yet a third woman.
This is like one of those things
where they're teaching you something,
but they keep bringing in new people
to teach you the process.
- Lots of characters.
This is like a soap opera.
Okay, so...
She looks sleepy.
Is she about to kiss, whisper, or eat that man's face.
- Okay, Link, because I think this is a difficult one,
I'm gonna give you what the caption for this one is.
- Okay. - For this step.
This step is, flutter your eyelashes even faster.
- Even faster?
- Mm-hmm.
You can assume that a previous step said
flutter your eyelashes fast.
- See now, if this is the same guy.
- Don't get caught up in the guy.
You're getting way too caught up in the individuals.
- And there's three women in his bedroom, which--
- You're going in the wrong direction.
What is she doing to this person?
- She's flirting with him.
- She's fluttering her eyelashes.
- Yeah, she's flirting.
Hey, baby.
- Okay, here's another hint.
I'm surprised that you and your wife
did not dance to this song at your wedding.
Oh no, you and your wife's father
did not dance to this at your wedding.
- Okay, all right, all right.
- And you know what, they might have actually danced to it
at your wedding.
- For one point I'm gonna guess,
how to give butterfly kisses.
- Yes.
(bell dings)
Butterfly kisses. - Butterfly kisses.
- Okay, we can't sing it.
- Oh, gosh.
- Okay, Link, you get one point.
You required a hint, but I'm gonna give you that one point.
- All right, take a look at your first wikiHow step.
- Okay, I see a cat that looks like
they have just one large leg.
(Stevie laughs)
- [Link] So far so good.
- The front leg and the back leg,
so it's almost like a dino cat.
And this looks like it might be,
were talking about maybe,
this is when dinosaurs and people
lived alongside each other.
We all know about that time.
- So you wanna know how to do what for three points?
- How to sneak up on a sleeping cat.
- That's not it. (buzzer buzzes)
Take a look at the next slide.
This is step two.
- So this is how to separate that one leg
and make two legs.
(Stevie laughs)
And this is the surgical procedure for that,
because they have on a surgical glove.
And it takes approximately 15 seconds to do,
or that might be three hours.
I don't know which hand I'm supposed to be following
on the clock.
- All right, I will tell you, that's 15 seconds.
I mean, actually I don't think it matters.
- It's 15 seconds.
Okay, thanks for nothing.
(Stevie laughs)
- For two points, what's your guess?
- How to pet a cat. (laughs)
- No. (buzzer buzzes)
It's a little more to it than that.
- Okay.
- Check out your final slide for one point,
this is step three.
- Now again, this is a different cat.
This is a gray cat.
- I think they must crowdsource drawing each panel
of these comics.
- Okay, so you're saying the different cat
is irrelevant just like it was on the first one.
- Correct.
The arrow is...
That's questionable whether it's relevant,
but you can take it into account.
- This is about putting something in your cat's mouth,
and so I think this is how to give your cat medication.
- No. (buzzer buzzes)
Okay, I will say this, here's my hint.
The caption for this current step, step three states,
check your cat's mouth.
- Oh okay, all right, I'm going back through all the steps.
You see your cat, it's laying there with one leg,
you're worried. (Stevie laughs)
- Yep.
- The second step, you stand it up,
you're like, oh thank god, it's got two legs,
but there's still something wrong with it.
- Yeah.
- It seems listless.
Wait 15 seconds, open it's mouth.
How to make sure your cat is not choking.
- It's more grim than that.
- How to make sure your cat's not dead.
- Ding, ding, ding, ding. (bell dings)
(laughter)
All right, so we're giving each other lots of hints,
but I think it's more fun,
so we each got a point.
Show me another one, I like this game.
Okay.
- [Rhett] There you go, you got a man in a field.
- You got a guy in a field doing a little deltoid warmup.
Making his delts warm.
Hey, you do this too and it'll look like our arms
are connected.
You know, 'cause of the split screen.
It's like we're row, row, rowing our split screen boat.
- That felt good, I should do that more often.
- How to warm up your deltoids.
- That might be right for that first slide,
but I will say, (buzzer buzzes)
this is a warmup, but this is not gonna
inform anything later, so probably should just move
to the next slide.
- [Link] Okay.
Oh, now there's a knife.
- [Rhett] Yeah, the knife is key.
- He looks like he's showing someone the knife.
Hey, hey!
Look at what I got.
- Is this your knife?
- Yeah, it's just something about his gaze,
just going into the distance.
This guy is...
- Yeah, he looks detached.
You know?
He looks emotionally uninvolved.
- I mean, you don't have to warmup that much
to lift a knife.
- Well, lift a knife.
- He's holding a knife, after he's warmed up.
How to throw a knife, I don't know.
- Oh, Link. (buzzer buzzes)
That's part of it, but you're gonna need
to see the third slide to know the full answer.
- Whoa!
Time lapse!
I mean, this guy's throwing a knife,
which I've already said.
So you're saying it's more specific than that?
- Yeah, yeah.
Okay, what is not happening to the knife
with this particular technique?
- It's not rotating.
- Put it together.
- How to throw a knife like a dart.
- I'm gonna give you the point.
(bell dings)
It's how to throw a knife without it spinning.
Yeah, so if you want to throw a knife
that doesn't rotate,
then you gotta move your whole arm.
- You don't bend your elbow.
You don't bend your elbow.
- There's no flick of the wrist.
I think that this is actually effective,
because this is for when you don't know how far you are
from a target, but you still want it
to just pierce the target.
- I wanna try this.
- Yeah, I'm gonna learn it.
- I'm gonna go out in my street and start throwing knives
at trees and what not.
All right, look at your next one.
- [Rhett] Oh wow, this is not good.
- [Link] Yeah, you thought the cat was grim.
- Now, there's two possibilities here,
either this man saw a foot and fainted,
and then placed a napkin or some sort of bandage over
his foot that he had injured at a different time,
or that is his foot.
And whoa, I would be not doing well.
The idea of seeing a body part
that is yours in front of you. - I know.
- Is something that's gotta just be
the worst thing in the world.
- Especially when there's a napkin over it,
but not over all of it.
- So I'm gonna go out on a limb and just say,
how to reattach your own foot.
- Was that a pun?
I'm gonna go out on a limb?
(Rhett laughs)
- Is that it?
- No. (buzzer buzzes)
As you can tell, he is not...
Well, okay, he's not trying to
reattach anything in this one.
Look at the next one.
- Okay, someone has come to help.
Either he's at a golf course
and she's like a caddy,
or she looks like she might be a medical professional
of some kind because she has on a white shirt.
Now as you can see, the foot is now gone.
(Stevie laughs)
I think that maybe a dog got it.
- You think a dog got it?
- At this point, it's how to treat someone
who has lost a limb.
- Well, that's true,
but that's not it. (buzzer buzzes)
You're gonna have to see the third slide.
- Okay, so this is not the same guy.
This guy's more popular. (Stevie laughs)
He was a high school quarterback.
He might be a doctor.
He's thinking about the foot.
- He's thinking about the foot.
- Yeah, yeah.
How to decide whether or not
you should reattach a foot.
(Stevie laughs)
- It's very close, but he's not a doctor.
He's still a person who's walked up on this guy.
- What to do with a foot if you find it in a park.
(Stevie laughs)
- In order to what?
- What to do with a detached limb
in order to make it possible to reattach.
- Ding, ding, ding, ding. (bell dings)
How to preserve a severed limb.
- [Rhett] Yes.
- I mean, if you see somebody with their foot
just floating on the asphalt,
and the first thing you do is start going to wikiHow,
you're lost.
You are lost, brother.
- Okay, one of us has got to get two points for something.
So let's do another one.
Here's your first picture.
- Oh, it's a guy thinking of a guy in a diaper.
(Stevie laughs)
How to decide if you wanna wear a diaper.
- No. (buzzer buzzes)
But you know what, not far off.
Go to your second one.
- Okay, this is a woman thinking of that guy
and he has crapped his pants.
He's sharted.
Or is that her?
- That's her.
- Oh, she's thinking about,
you know in the past, I really have sharted
when I was Swiffering.
(Stevie laughs)
- Uh huh.
- How to know if I should have worn a diaper.
- Oh man, I'm sorry. (buzzer buzzes)
This is gonna be tough.
You're gonna have to look at the last one.
- He's thinking about buying a diaper.
How to decide if you wanna buy a diaper for yourself.
- Everyone in these pictures
is thinking a lot about diapers.
- How to really think through diapers.
(laughter)
- What might you be worried about
if you were thinking about diapers all the time?
You would be like, am I...
- Am I a candidate for an adult diaper?
- Okay, Link, I'm sorry. (buzzer buzzes)
You're gonna get zero points on this one,
because it's how to determine if you are addicted
to wearing diapers as an adult.
- Addicted?
Oh, because he's spending that much money?
- Yeah, he's just doling out the cash.
- All right, man, now is your chance to move ahead.
Take a look at your first slide.
- Okay, we got a man in a striped shirt
that a boy would wear,
who has spotted a boar.
That is a wild boar.
- For three points.
- How to decide if you wanna be friends with a boar.
- No, next slide. (buzzer buzzes)
- [Rhett] Oh, whistling.
- [Link] Got another clock.
- For 30 seconds.
How to do a mating call for a boar.
- Man, that's so close.
You know what, I think I'm gonna give you the two points,
but I want you to see the third one
and see if you can modify your guess.
- Oh, how to lure a boar to you with a mating call.
- I'ma give you the two points.
(bell dings)
It's how to call the hogs.
- Okay.
How to call the hogs. - That one was easier.
That one was easier than mine. - Yeah, it was.
It was.
- But you know what, you get to wear the glasses.
And I can not call you a tool,
even though you'll probably look like one,
especially with those glasses.
What are those glasses?
- They have leather dust guards on the side.
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