- You're definitely curvy in the hips measurement.
Okay, can you go ahead and spin around for me?
Is hips a good way of saying you got junk in the trunk?
- Hi. - Hi
- Tell me what you're doing here today?
- Today I am ranking people's attractiveness.
- How do you feel about that?
- I feel very awkward and uncomfortable
about the whole situation, but we're doing it.
- If you were to rank yourself
on a scale from one to 10,
what would you give yourself?
- Like an 8.5, nine on a really good day,
I know I'm good-looking.
There's no way to say that without sounding douche.
- How do you measure someone's attractive?
- I've been scouting models for several decades now,
I'm going to be looking at height first, size second.
Not are they good looking?
Everybody's good looking in their own way.
I'm just here to determine
whether or not somebody can make money doing it.
- Alright, go ahead and bring the first person in.
- How's it going? - Good.
- You dress really well.
You seem like you keep good hygiene.
- I do.
- I would say you are my type.
- Give us a spin,
nobody comes out wearing that outfit
and isn't trying to show off
and make sure that everybody sees her.
- You seem very confident,
you also seem very nice.
I think a lot of people would see
that you're like very pretty.
And maybe think that you're not nice
'cause typically people just automatically assume
you're a bitch because you're pretty.
- Yeah, pretty much,
I'm not a bitch.
- Would I find you attractive.
Yes, probably a good solid eight.
Yeah, I think you are beautiful.
- Thank you.
- I will give you a solid eight.
- I'll give you a nine.
- Thank you.
- Are you single?
- I'm not.
- Okay. - How old are you?
- I'm 26.
- My son is around that age.
(laughing)
- I might know your son,
if I do and you're watching us, I'm sorry.
- I don't mind.
I mean, I'll be that milf.
(laughing)
- Tell me all about you?
- Okay, I'm 37, I like football, I like beer.
- All of these things I probably would have guessed
just by taking a look at him.
- I wanna give you like a six
'cause your style I think is not something
that I would personally be drawn to.
I kind of like grungy or dirtier looking people.
- I wish I would have liked just rolled out of bed
and just came right in.
'Cause total I'm like, if you want grungy and dirty,
like this guys is set.
- I would put him at a five,
with a little bit of work,
he might be able to get some background work.
If I was going to be watching a bud light commercial,
yeah, I would actually look at him
and believe that beer is gonna be tasty.
Thank you very much.
- Yeah I appreciate. - Absolutely.
- How's it going?
- That's a, yes.
That works.
- You look like a model.
Like you look like you are from like a magazine.
- How I rate how attractive not the man is,
is the likelihood of them to steal my girl.
- Have you ever worked in the fashion industry?
- Nope.
- Never even tried it.
- Not, not, not really.
Obviously I have some work to do to get to there, but...
- You barely have any work to do,
that height, that size, the muscle tone,
broad shoulders, small waist, long legs,
'cause everything is pretty much symmetrical,
I wouldn't really lose any weight,
yeah, I give him a 10.
- Woo.
- I would give you a nine out of 10,
nine likelihood to steal my girl.
- I am gonna take like traditional standards
and mine into account and give you a seven.
- Okay.
- But that's just because I am attracted to losers
and you don't seem to be one.
- Would I benefit from tattoos?
- Yeah, if I saw you with tattoos
I would probably rank you a little bit higher.
- I have a baby one.
- You do have a little one.
- When you walked in,
I got a little scared.
I dated somebody that looked similar to you,
I was like, Oh fuck. - I'm sorry.
- That's fine, it's not your fault.
(laughing)
- I wanna give you six,
you're very cute and I like the hair is very cool.
And then if your outfit match that,
then yeah I would rate you higher.
- So how would you change my outfit for you then?
- Just kind of like dress like a scumbag,
if she was in like a band tee
and like some ripped black jeans, yeah.
- Thank you.
- I would give you a seven.
- You thought that I looked kind of like your ex,
did that raise or lower my score her?
- I would say it raised your score.
- Okay.
- Yeah, we used to have really good sex,
So that prop up my rating up.
- Okay, okay.
- I know why I disclosed that information.
Ooh, I am sweating.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yourself.
- I love your style
- Thank you. - A lot, can you smile bigger?
Oh my goodness, yeah.
You have a really nice smile.
- I would say if you were gonna get into this industry
you would need to grow a little bit taller,
especially with the hair.
It's a little bit on the severe side
but there are a lot of people out there
that would book you for commercial print products,
television, film.
- You seem very approachable,
like if I saw you at the bar
I would come up to you,
you know to start a conversation
- Definitely. - 'Cause you seem
very inviting.
I wanna give you a nine.
- Yes, thank you.
- I think I'm giving you a nine.
- I would say book ability,
market factor is gonna be about a four.
- What about appearance-wise?
- Appearance-wise, yeah,
I'm sure you're a magnet, I'm sure you get some.
Single, married.
- Single. - Not for long you'll be fine.
(laughing)
- When I see an attractive person
my gauge of their attractiveness
is like you're both going after the same person,
would I be intimidated?
You're an eight.
- Okay. - Yes.
- So I'm a little bit intimidating.
- Yeah, you could steal my girl.
(laughing)
- Hello? - Hi I'm Emily.
- Hi Emily, I'm Emelina,
- You are gorgeous,
I can't handle her, you're so cute.
What's the... - Oh, thank you.
- She's one of those girls that when she walks into a room
with a big old smile, you automatically will like them.
Not sure about the Harajuku hair,
but if I had to go on a number of book ability,
I'd go with about a six or seven.
I think there's certainly work out there that you could do.
- On my standards and society standards,
I think we both probably be at 10.
You're traditionally attractive
but you're also just very like...
- There's like confetti and fireworks in my head right now.
Like this is really exciting stuff.
Thank you. - Yeah, so nice meeting you.
- You're the best.
- Hi. - Hi there.
This is a guy that you would see
in a Calvin Klein Fashion Show,
walking down the runway and nothing more than just a Speedo.
- Yeah, you're attractive.
Smile,
Yeah, no, he's cute.
- The pants are just, what are you doing with those pants?
- I feel like I'm just wearing pants, bro.
- Let's take a look and see how your walk is.
And then we can determine
whether or not maybe runway might be a good thing for you.
Can you smile?
Okay, lot of work to do on him for a runway.
- I will give you an eight.
The pants are confident,
I respect you, I see what you're doing,
keep doing it.
- What you're doing is working,
I think I'm gonna give you a 10.
- Oh, okay, all right.
- What would you rank me on a scale of one to 10?
- Probably an eight,
you do have like a very like Greek goddess type face,
like it's sick,
but that's like not necessarily
like the type of person I'm always looking for.
- Okay cool.
- Does that make sense?
- Yeah, that was like the nicest possible way
to say that I'm not your type.
- All right, we're good.
Thank you, you have a nice day.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How's it going?
Oh, showing off all the gold.
- Bling, bling every time I come around your city.
- I like the way that you carry yourself,
I like the pants for obvious reasons.
- Obvious reasons like?
- I like the form fittingness of the pants,
really showing off.
- You're definitely curvy in the hips measurement.
Okay, can you go ahead and spin around for me?
Is hips a good way of saying you got junk on the trunk?
- I think you very pretty.
- Wow, thank you.
You do however, remind me a little bit of my ex roommate
who I am not a fan of.
- So to get back at them, you're gonna use me.
- So I think I'm going to give you like a seven.
You're still very, very pretty.
- You are a number of what's marketable.
I'd easily just say five,
it's not too high, it's not too low.
You would definitely be able to work
in the petite market in a certain city,
but no piercing.
- I would give you a nine out of 10.
What kind of men are you attracted to?
- Assertive.
- Assertive, oh okay.
- Are you assertive?
- Are we talking about the bedroom?
- If you're already there, are you assertive?
There's that answer.
(laughing)
- How was that?
- I feel bad, just automatically like judging someone
based off of their appearance.
- You never judge people off their appearance?
- Occasionally, yeah I can't say that I don't.
I do sometimes see people that look cool
and attractive and I'm like, Ooh, I like you,
I wanna be friends with you just based off of how they look.
So I do judge people based on their appearance.
- Attractiveness it's something that we all think about
and being in a space where it is the topic
and we're here to talk about that,
is refreshing for a change.