>> IT'S WHERE'D YOUR MONEY GO WITH YOUR HOST CHARLES BARKLEY.
>> HEY, ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
HELLO. THIS IS CHARLES BARKLEY.
HEY THERE, PRO ATHLETES. WELCOME TO "WHERE'D YOUR MONEY
GO" WHERE WE TRY TO TEACH FINANCIAL SECURITY TO SOME OF
THE WORLD'S MOST IGNORANT MILLIONAIRES.
LOOK, I'M NOT MAKING JOKES, MISS.
IF I MANAGED MY MONEY WELL, I WOULDN'T BE HOSTING A GAME SHOW.
LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. FIRST, WE GOT AN ALL-STAR TIGHT
END FOR THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS WORTH $15 MILLION.
IT'S ROB GRONKOWSKI. >> WHAT'S UP, BRO?
SO AWESOME. >> ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU'RE A FOOTBALL PLAYER, AND YOUR BODY IS YOUR PAYCHECK, BUT
ONCE A YEAR YOU TRASH IT ON A CRUISE CALLED GRONK'S PARTY
SHIP. >> SO AWESOME.
JUST ME, MY FIVE BROTHERS, 800 FRIENDS DOING LEMON DROP SHOTS
WEARING HUGE SUNGLASSES. >> OH, MAN.
YOU ARE LIKE A DAVE AND BUSTERS IF IT WAS A PERSON.
NEXT, WE GOT A MAN WHO WEARS $10,000 SUITS AND JUST BOUGHT A
$350,000 ROLLS ROYCE. UFC FIGHTER CONNOR McGREGOR.
>> I'M NOT GOING BROKE, SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PATRONIZING TONE
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. >> I KNOW YOU'RE NOT BROKE NOW,
BUT LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. HOW MANY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS
WORK FOR YOU? >> SIX.
>> WELL, YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF A ROTH IRA, CONNOR.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? >> YEAH.
I'VE BEEN IN THE IRA SINCE PROTESTANTS MOVED INTO MY
NEIGHBORHOOD. >> AND, FINALLY, A GOLFER WHO
HAS LOST $90 MILLION OVER THE PAST 15 YEARS.
HE IS CURRENTLY RANKED 991st IN THE WORLD.
IT'S JOHN DALEY. >> I'M STILL IN PLAYING SHAPE,
MAN. I'M LOOSE AS A GOOSE.
>> YEAH. YOU'RE PLAYING GOLF.
IT'S THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL SPORT WHERE PEOPLE CARRY YOUR STUFF.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR WHERE'
D THE MONEY GO CATEGORY. THEY'RE THE USUAL FORM.
I SPENT IT. I SNIFFED IT.
I LOST IT. SHE TOOK IT.
OKAY. THE GAME IS SIMPLE.
I'M GOING TO THROW OUT SOME SCENARIOS, AND THE ANSWER SO
EVERY ONE OF THEM IS NOTE. YOU GOT IT?
GRONK, I'M GOING TO LET YOU PICK FIRST.
>> AWESOME, BRO. LET'S GO WITH SPENT IT.
>> FIRST QUESTION IN THAT CATEGORY.
BUY A CHEETAH. SCENARIO.
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PET, BUT THE SELLER WARNS YOU THAT THIS
PET MIGHT EAT YOUR FAMILY. DO YOU STILL BUY IT?
GRONK. >> HELL YEAH.
A CHEETAH WOULD BE AWESOME, RO. I WOULD PUT SUNGLASSES ON IT,
FEED IT CHEETOS. >> GRONK, LET'S TRY TO REMEMBER
THE RULES. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS NO.
>> JOHN DALY. >> I'LL BUY THAT SON OF A BITCH.
IT CAN BE BUDDIES WITH MY SHARK. >> THAT IS INCORRECT.
ONCE AGAIN, THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS NO.
REMEMBER, IF YOU OWN AN ANIMAL THAT USED TO BELONG TO A DRUG
DEALER OR MIDDLE EASTERN DICTATOR, THAT'S A RED FLAG.
OKAY. PICK AGAIN, GRONK.
>> LET'S MOVE TO I LOST IT. >> THE QUESTION THERE OWN A
RESTAURANT. SCENARIO.
A MAN IN A NIGHTCLUB WANTS YOU TO INVEST IN AN ASIAN FUSION
RESTAURANT EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESTAURANT
EXPERIENCE AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ASIAN FUSION EVEN IS.
DO YOU DO IT? GRONK.
>> ABSOLUTELY, BRO. WRITE HIM A CHECK.
WINGS ALL DAY. >> GRONK, THIS IS ABOUT
INVESTING. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
>> HEY, DUDE, I JUST INVESTED $IT MILLION IN SOLO CUPS.
>> HOW DID YOU DO THAT? >> BOUGHT A BOATLOAD OF SOLO
CUPS. >> GRONK, I THINK YOU'VE EATEN
TOO MANY WINGS. YOUR HEAD IS FULL OF THIGH MEAT.
ANYBODY ELSE HERE KNOW HOW TO INVEST?
>> HELL YEAH, MAN. I JUST LAUNCHED MY OWN ALCOHOLIC
SPORTS DRINK. IT'S CALLED SMIRNOFF SPORT.
IT'S JUST BLUE VODKA. >> INVEST.
WHY SHOULD I INVEST IN SOME SILLY BANK FOR YEARS WHEN I CAN
GO TO VEGAS AND DOUBLE MY MONEY IN AN HOUR?
ALL I DO IS WIN, CHARLES. >> OKAY.
LAST TIME YOU WENT TO VEGAS WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I LOST. >> GAMBLING IS AN ADDICTION.
I STILL HAVE MY ISSUES MYSELF. YESTERDAY I BET MICHAEL JORDAN
$10,000 THAT I WOULD GET A HOLE IN ONE.
>> THE ODDS OF THAT FAIRLY LONG, MAN.
>> I KNOW. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE WE WAS
PLAYING POKER. >> GRONK, PICK AGAIN.
>> GET OVER TO -- >> THE QUESTION THERE TRUST A
STRIPPER. SCENARIO.
A STRIPPER YOU JUST MET FOLLOWS YOU HOME, SITS YOU DOWN, AND
THEN SAYS PUT ON THIS BLINDFOLD AND COUNT TO 1,000.
DO YOU DO IT? I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A HINT.
YOU DON'T DO IT. CONNOR.
>> I LIKE THAT. SHE'S FREAKY, RIGHT?
YEAH, YOU BLOODY GO FOR IT. >> NO.
YOU ANGRY LITTLE LEPRECHAUN. REMEMBER, THERE'S ONLY ONE
ANSWER. ANYBODY ELSE?
GRONK. >> SOUNDS LIKE A TRICK QUESTION.
NOBODY CAN COUNT TO 1,000, SO I'M GOING TO GO FOR IT.
>> GRONK, YOU KNOW THE RULES WHEN IT COMES TO STRIPPERS.
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME TWICE, MY WIFE SENSES A
PATTERN. OH, MAN.
THIS IS TERRIBLE. I REALLY BELIEVED THAT YOU GUYS
WOULD GET AT LEAST ONE QUESTION. >> SORRY WE LET YOU DOWN, BRO.
>> IT'S NOT JUDGE US ME. PERSONALLY I BET THE PHOENIX
SONS GORILLA THAT ONE OF YOU WOULD GET ONE ANSWER RIGHT, AND
NOW I'M DOWN $50,000. OKAY.
LET'S JUST TAKE A BREAK. WHEN WE COME BACK ON "WHERE'D
YOUR MONEY GO" WE WILL ASK, COCAINE, IS IT YOUR FRIEND?
>> NO, IT'S YOUR FAMILY. >> YOU SAID IT, JOHN DALY.
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