Breaking news!
I think I'm bisexual.
This is not a phase, need you to understand that.
It doesn't take an intellectual
To get that I'm bisexual
I have a sick-ass announcement.
Jay, this is a closed set.
I jack down to girls and boys.
I, Jay Bilzarian... poof, poof, poof,
...am bisexual!
Here you go, Matthew, my new official fuck list.
-Urgh. Ali. -Mm-hmm.
-Gina. -Boobs!
And Charles Lu.
Sorry to throw everything into chaos,
but everybody can start adjusting your list now
because I. Wanna. Fuck. Everyone!
We've got to put a delay on these broadcasts.
Jake and Amy are engaged.
-That's okay. -What?
We understand. Love is complicated.
Why'd you be okay with that?
Mi hijita, when you called this dinner,
you were so nervous we were worried
you were gonna tell us you were gay.
So, you would rather me be
some dudes mistress,
than in a loving relationship
with a woman?
Well, Jake and I aren't dating.
But guess what?
Your worst fears are real.
I'm not straight, I'm bisexual!
And I don't care what you think about it.
Screw this. I'm outta here.
I'm also gonna go.
You guys on Venmo? We'll figure it out later.
This isn't the right time.
What did I do wrong?
You bullied me for years, Adam.
You made me feel unsafe for years.
You were one of the main reasons
I wasn't kind to myself.
I'm supposed to believe you've suddenly changed?
You're full of, of shame, man,
and I, I can't be in that place anymore.
I've had to work really hard to love myself.
I won't go back to hiding things about me again
I'm scared.
And I think I'm bisexual.
Are you all right?
Can't even hold my hand?
Rahim can hold my hand.
I feel like everyone hates me.
Well, it's kinda hard to like somebody
who doesn't like themselves.
I'm ambitious,
Black,
bisexual,
angry,
sad,
strong,
sensitive,
scared,
fierce, talented,
exhausted.
And I am at your mercy.
You got blood all over it.
This will never hold up in court.
Don't think any of these would hold up in court.
But what do I know?
-Start again. -But my arm.
Do you want the antibiotics or not?
Okay. Okay.
By the way, I'm bisexual. It's you.
Milos Duaracet,
you've the right to remain silent,
you've the right to an attorney,
What about our deal?
There is no deal!
Only made you write the contract to bide time.
Don't look so surprised, Milos.
It's a classic narrative device.
I don't know how, I don't know why
But I like ladies And I like guys
I realise It's a surprise
But now I see, That that's just me
It's not like I even tried
So if you ask me How I'm doin'
Here is my reply
I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' by
I'm gettin' bi
Oh, yeah, I'm lettin' my bi flag fly
Not gonna hide it, Not gonna lie
I'm a bi kinda guy
There's no reason to be shy
My, oh my, It's a fact I can't deny
I'm bi, bi, bi, Until the day I die
Now some may say Are you just gay?
Why don't you Just go gay all the way?
But that's not it, 'Cause bi's legit
Whether you're a he or a she
We might be a perfect fit
And one more thing, I tell you what
Being bi does not imply
That you're a player or a slut
Sure, I like sex...
Please make him stop.
But I'm no hoe, I take things slow
Until I feel at ease
So if you ask me How I'm doin'
I'm feelin' peppy, spritely, spry
I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' bi
I'm gettin' bi
And it's something I'd like to demystify
It's not a phase, I'm not confused
Not indecisive
I don't haveta gotta choose blues
I don't care if you wear High heels or a tie
You might Just catch my eye
Because I'm definitely bi
Big bang!
I'm gettin' bi, I'm gettin' bi
It doesn't take an intellectual
To get that I'm bisexual
Any questions?