Hello, I'm called Robert, most of the time.
And occasionally, I'm called Tom.
And we're answering questions
that are hidden in the belly of this rabbit here.
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do,♪
♪do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do♪
- Oh, wait, oh, there we go. - Sorry, Jessica.
Do you wanna jump in?
All right, so, "Robert,
your character, Klaus, has 'hello' and 'goodbye'
tattooed on his palms.
How many languages can you say 'hello' and 'goodbye' in?"
Oh, God.
I'll start off with Irish.
"Dia dhuit" and "Slán."
"Au revoir."
"Bonjour!"
Or Italiano, “ciao.”
- “Hola,” “Adios.” - “Adios.”
“Guten tag.”
- “Auf Wiedersehen.” - ”Auf Wiedersehen.”
- In Thai, oh yeah, “Swasdi.” - “Swasdi.”
Oh, English.
Oh, “hello,” “see ya later.”
We're really scraping the bottom
- Yeah. Yeah. - of the cookie jar now.
Right, Jessica?
"Tom, I noticed in your 2020 Kitchen Tour with Delish,"
My God, stop watching me!
"that you have a nut tray."
I'm not even
- gonna ask what that is. - Yes, I do.
"But notably do not have a cookie jar."
Interesting, she's judging you there, Tom.
Yeah.
Hmm...
"If I lived in your kitchen
what fancy English treats would you fill me with?"
Probably my nuts.
- English treats. - English treats.
- Some scones. - Oh yeah.
Or "scones," depending on where you're from.
She smells like industrial chemicals,
- does Jessica. - Yeah, at least.
Oh, she does, oh, that's spray paint.
I'm putting no treats in you, Jessica.
- Your scones ain't going in there. - Poison us to death.
Or me nuts.
Maybe some teabags.
Just gonna take your head off.
- You take one this time. - Oh, I'll take one
this time, yeah.
I'll keep the head.
"Robert."
Yeah, uh, yes.
"You played King Richard in The Wars of the Roses."
- Jesus. - We talked about
this yesterday.
"Did you know that Tom Hopper shares a birthday,
January 28th, with Henry the VII,
who seized the crown from King Richard."
This is true.
"Robert, while staring into Tom's eyes,
can you give a dramatic reading of a line you remember
from the play?"
“I am not in the giving vein today!”
And a line from the play?
Jessica.
Right.
Ah, "Tom,"
Yes.
"In 2017, you posted a photo of yourself
sitting on a toilet in the desert."
Oh, you naughty pup.
"Your caption said it was a great place to ponder life.
What's a quote, motto or affirmation you say to yourself
when you get quiet moments to sit, think, and shit?"
If I'm having a sit down on the toilet, I mean,
- that's a- - Give myself
- a little pep talk. - In the most vulnerable moments,
you know.
"You can do it, Tom."
- "Come on!" - Like, "Don't push
- so hard this time." - Yeah, yeah.
“Learn from the last time.”
So, days, days afterwards.
- "Just relax." - "Just..."
"Breathe," it's just like labor, but for men.
Come on, Jess.
Okay, right.
"This season we meet the Sparrow Academy.
Did you know that some sparrows are capable
of memorizing 20 distinct songs
but will repeat one song over and over?
What song has been stuck in your head recently?"
There's this song,
"Jesus’ Blood Never Failed Me Yet."
It's about 27 minutes long.
Is it catchy? It must be.
It sort of grows in complexity.
- Oh. - It's really nice.
I have a three year old, so, "Baby Shark."
- Oh yeah, that's like- - Just, I'm not even
- gonna sing it. - Don't let-
Don't let it in.
Right, is it me?
Indeed.
Okay, "Robert, in The Umbrella Academy,
Klaus can see and communicate with ghosts,
such as Ben. Have either of you ever encountered a ghost?"
You know, I wish I could spin you a yarn,
the truth is, no.
So I stayed in a hotel, an old castle-like hotel in Italy.
You know like if an old drawer
tries to open it goes-
Every time I was about to drop off,
I'm not kidding.
The wardrobe door went "phwoo!"
And I said, "Why are you putting people in that room?"
And I was like, "That's it, I'm out."
- Yeah. - I'm out.
But that's the closest I've had to a ghost experience.
That's pretty ghostly though.
Yeah.
I once heard two raccoons fighting outside my bedroom.
It sounded very ghostly.
Oh look at that, good, this is for Tom.
Oh, perfect.
"Tom, in the show– Umbrella, presumably–
Luther's DNA is mixed with gorilla DNA,
giving him a super weird looking body.
I'm not judging, it's just the facts.
If each of you could mix your DNA with an animal
what animal would you choose?"
Is there anything that can fly and swim?
Penguin, no,
- penguins can't fly. - Penguins, they can't fly.
Yeah, but that would've been a good one.
Ooh, there's a bird called a Gould's petrel,
and when it's a baby, it just has to figure out
climbing out of its nest and then diving off.
Ah!
No way.
Yeah, so I'd go with that.
I'll go with a Gould's petrel.
- Thanks, Jessica. - Thank you for a very nosy,
- probing interview, Jessica. - Yeah, I'd like you to stop
- watching me. - Yeah.
And also, thank you for the little chemical buzz
I had on from smelling inside your jar.
Yeah.