ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome to dream the game I've been
really excited about the new game by
Media Molecule the people who make
LittleBigPlanet which I am a massive fan
of now they made this game which has
been kind of in early access beta
testing for a really long time but it's
finally out and we can play it for
ourselves now what is dreams you ask it
is a get well some of you are probably
asking that some of your primary should
play the [ __ ] game already dreams is
a game about making games so it's it's
basically an engine that lets you build
your own dreams basically so I have no
creative talent in any of my bones so
I'm just gonna play other people's
levels what looks good this one blade
gunner why not oh Jesus oh this is okay
this is way higher production values
than I was expecting
oh my god I thought these are all gonna
be like crappy things
what oh my god we are we're legit just
ah okay all right what do I do
I don't wait how do I shoot a battery
load not now
all right let's fight this is incredible
whoa Jesus thank you
I tried very hard to defeat to finish
that way amazing
Luna guys ah God as soon as you start
watching again they failed what does
that say about you actually don't stop
watching that was the joke ups gonna
make but I I need you guys around
don't make me feel better currents here
in 53 tons first upgrades from the shop
this is just a full game all on its own
you don't need any other games anymore
just by dreams you have all the games
all right I'm saving up for something a
sharpshooter or a cook a good combo all
right let's go again
rank it the bar at the bottom all up
well eat it okay I'm really into this
all of a sudden go boost II God shield
collected thank you thank you very much
I am messing these guys off wait three
however to get last wave million
[Music]
well I'm collected Fukuyama site okay
there'll be now dying
Rayford oh god dammit I got a new
personal best though thank you game you
made me feel really good I only earned
$80 Jimmy Jules come on man help a guy
out
I'm gonna give you a big fat Lake and
that one there Jimmy John mr. uh mr.
gamer man those really good art therapy
Oh God artists we regret to inform you
yet again that we will not be displaying
your art in our museum society Exley
request yet again that you stopped
inquiring oh my god this is Waluigi
backstory used to be an artist
sincerely museum director
[Laughter]
is he gonna grab the bat no they was
just gonna go kill the dude up there we
go
art therapy press X to feel better
do we just get to break art this is a
lifelong dream come true because it's
first-person oh I could put away the bat
and everything whatever would eat it eat
it this is what I think of your stupid
stinky art don't appreciate my talents
then I'll appreciate not son of yours
[ __ ] [ __ ]
Monalisa more like born ELISA I wasn't
doing anything
I was somebody else somebody else came
in through here and was destroying
things another [ __ ] thing I hate
sculptures I only did it because I
couldn't draw fate my art was all
squares
why didn't you appreciate that oh but
you put somebody else's up just cuz they
have a better name huh Jackson Pollock
more like Jackson Pollock's I was I
wasn't doing anything
oh look the Rubik's Cube very nice very
artistic [ __ ] that guy this sucks this
one I like I like this one this one is
Modern Art [ __ ] this bench [ __ ] that
bench hi hi I was I wasn't doing
anything somebody came in here and
destroyed everything was really weird
whoa heightened the good art are we this
one's very nice yes a period piece
very good King Richard's crown might now
take that job
big giant display case of Nesquik I I
wasn't doing anything I wasn't doing
anything I was doing anything it was
somebody else I'm an artist I would
never destroy the earth
I did it
[ __ ] fifty million dollars worth of
damages that's pretty good and destroy a
single painting because I appreciate the
artistry that goes into painting
sculptures on the other hand and
fixtures go [ __ ] themselves also those
really good that menu popping in like
that is awesome let's go again I could
destroy way more this time there you go
there you go
hey who destroyed that that's crazy the
whole thing is coming down watch out
people there's a madman on the loose I
don't feel so good
take that rabbit [ __ ] take that weird
dildo I just came in here and somebody
was smashing all the things I think he
went that way you gonna have to go
search for him
weird they need game topic morning I'm
just appreciating art in my own way
which in and of itself is an art form
just because some people like to look at
paintings doesn't mean others can't
smash them
am i evoking emotion out of you
exactly anger fear that means it's
artistic
you can't silence my arms and my
creativity [ __ ] the possible [ __ ] the
faucet I want to knock it down
can I knock it down
he'll God the whole place is coming down
rotten boys only huh what do you guys
got hiding back here secrets there's a
secret area
[Music]
I must get in or need 20 seconds left
let me hang top morning ding-ding-ding I
think my work here is done
time's up
89 million dollars worth of damage suck
it I hate dirt does appreciate
responsibly thank you i'ma hit you
what a fat thumbs up oh baby what is
this do I get to destroy things man oh
[Music]
he's adorable
what could he possibly want he just
wants long look at him go oh he's the
greatest little boy what do we do okay
John climb attack big up throw eats
shoot lasers oh come on this is amazing
holy [ __ ] hey [ __ ] dicks
look at this creative camera angle okay
knock it down lock down the whole
building oh my god yes I love monster
movies I love destruction cherish the
laser beam
[Laughter]
oh yeah this is the cutest Godzilla game
of all time this is wild
this is the greatest I could do like
tail spins and flips it's so cool I need
to get that chopper I wonder can I
destroy the chopper this amazing I can't
see anything anymore there's a tornado
where am I Here I am wee boy coming oh
lordy coming whoa I'm going to dip I'm
gonna eat you where's the helicopter I
want to see if I can hit them I don't
know if I did
the visuals are so [ __ ] cool I want
this as a game on it so I mean I have it
I guess it's so fun way I'm gonna get
over the bridge
[ __ ] your bridge can't control my life
take that take that
this is like chibi Godzilla she had to
tell people to stop recording it to just
get out of the area the visuals are so
[ __ ] cool
yes eat [ __ ] wait I can grab a plate
yes I think I ate the plate oh no my low
in health is that what's happening oh I
don't want to die that would suck
that's the complete opposite of what yes
I am the king oh I think three can we
keep going this is my favorite I would
get you I'm scary
oh [ __ ] you oh I was Gary oh [ __ ] did
you sit off nukes that later
holy [ __ ] that was amazing
oh you do a big nappy oh he's so cute
oh it thumbs that up a million times
rook is just another natural disaster
it's my favorite game of all time
oh my god there's actual jacksepticeye
levels a message to jacksepticeye fans
this could either be really nice
or really bad hey dreamers got a message
for the jacksepticeye fans out there go
to or jacksepticeye and post at least
one thing about dreams there oh he might
play this game mission successful whoa
this is huge
this is called happy birthday
jacksepticeye you guys are the [ __ ]
sweetest thank you
oh wow thank you very much for making
some levels for me these are the only
two that are showing up right now if you
want to make more you can get dreams
make levels
I'll search again eventually and I'll
play whatever you guys make this one's
called uh me Kurt
Stanley RTO Frederick Fox or army and
what Frederick Fox the dudes legit he's
got a hat Jesus Christ man these are
fully fleshed out games I don't know
what I was expecting from this I knew
that it was something that you could
build your own game but I mean shame on
me for not realizing that they could be
this this fleshed out holy crap
can I can i drift or anything
Oh yep
my god this is so [ __ ] pretty I wish
I had any sort of talent no God to make
levels or games like this I'm trying to
drift but it's not working
I'm [ __ ] terrible at this game this
is where we get our slots back I don't
even know where I am
Oh Bob myself of it I am being
thoroughly destroyed but I'm okay with
eat [ __ ] Mario Kart made to wait ages
now for people to make games you just
play dreams and everyone's making games
all the time
Oh first place [ __ ] look there's
somebody right up my ass I need to be
careful maintain position maintain first
place you're not in first place you're
in last place
final lap you got his jacket boy you got
this I kind of just figured out how the
drift mechanic works get a drink on the
way yet stay hydrated
okay I was hoping to get one of those so
I can get a forcefield so I can maintain
position because I'm a pro gamer and I
know what I'm doing okay this is the
area that Fox meal okay so note that
ducky ducky so they can get fucky-fucky
okay okay go down they go down the small
route down here because I don't know
what's down here and I haven't done it
yet okay awesome
oh wait okay that's fine cuz I'm coming
in with the phat win that was awesome
holy [ __ ] gonna have to hit it fat like
on that one as well
gamers help gamers Jesus putting it to
search people are just making like I
mean of course making full ass games
super satisfying stress relief simulator
I need that right now
I'm so stressed out all the time
dinky wimpy manly [ __ ] what am i doing I
I don't know what this is
I have no idea what I'm doing
Oh oh come on
[Music]
ah
I am not stressed at all
I can turn on and off gravity as well at
will
excellent 10 out of 10 no stress oh [ __ ]
it's just a hole last Mario game in this
[Music]
Oh suck at Nintendo you're never gonna
be in business again okay can i how do i
how the hell are they going to manage
what copyright infringement on this game
there are so many things on this already
that are copyrighted so much so that i
mike they upload half of the he's oh
yeah a wall jump okay i can a mario
[ __ ] do what I want
alright this is just Mario Odyssey to
okay okay back up you go haha and keep a
[ __ ] plumber down something a penis
okay I'm in here enough now right there
Mario is a real ass Mario drownings out
oh there's platform why are you gonna
make it just platform Gore's it's going
to the water okay be careful Mario you
don't want a boot boot again huh I must
say she's not the tightest control in
Mario that's for sure
she bit wobbly no you know I'm saying
she be all over the place
alright watch this
[Music]
I just want to hear that sound again
whoo 10 out of 10 Mario would Sonic
someone made Metal Gear Solid come on
now you're taking the piss whoo kidding
me what this controls better than actual
Metal Gear Solid this is nuts
are the bad guys in this area can a
first-person I'm collecting so many
rations
[Music]
[ __ ] yeah this music and everything
goddamn up
that was it I liked it I thought was
great
oh come on you know here make it focus
fire on [ __ ] this is bananas
so much just like its spyro game this is
crazy
I love dreams I'm only playing dreams
from now on I'm gonna turn myself into a
dreams Channel
you know what I want to see I want to
see people make happy wheels in dreams
do you think that's the thing okay
they've made everything else this also
does not control badly okay
a little buggy but the heart and soul is
there like even made the rest of the
metal gear area hell yeah am I am i
under alert go snake oh Jesus snake
y'all right there but oh my god my
childhood is coming alive right now
Betty Boop make some guns and shoot
people I don't leave any footprints
though terrible disaster because you're
or attend or footprints oh my me just
heading downtown you want to go get some
milk can somebody just make all of Metal
Gear Solid's in dreams is that the plan
right now
I miss the item dammit I wish you were a
little faster they're a snake you look
like you just [ __ ] your pants and you
try to fight the closest toilet
it's a lot less intense when all the
soldiers are gone and you there's
nothing to kill you oh let's look into
the lights
well I fail if I walk into the lights
spot me
no this is just my stage 11 out of 10
would snake again
[Music]
yeah what our needs is were stopping New
York Times don't walk that I just
claimed we were so wrong long about
everything 102 percent leave your
expectations at the door passions I
couldn't even read that one is this is
this a reimagining of Humpty Dumpty oh
[Music]
this is a [ __ ] trip it's brilliant
don't you get it
[Music]
okay I want off I want off Humpty's Wild
Ride
[Music]
[Applause]
Shrek Shrek you good
Oh God oh is that Shrek Neruda running
what is happening what the [ __ ] am i
doing what is this game track okay
[ __ ] Jesus Christ I don't get what's
happening
yes Shrek [ __ ] Shrek not Shrek come on
sure what you're made of
yes yes yes go Shrek the greatest of us
all yeah I just want to make it
this is Shrek's hell I'm not a donkey in
sight you know what that means he
doesn't hate donkey as much as he says
he does yes I tighten anyway you know
what I'm just gonna hit like on this one
and be unrest well in the fact that I
know that I'm a true gamer because I
beat a Shrek game alright well that does
it for this episode of Dreams what an
absolute drug trip this is Ben you go
from one side of having pure beautiful
recreations of all of these classics
that you can't believe actually exist
to incredibly unique original games that
you didn't think the game would even
have that higher quality and then you
see Humpty Dumpty crack under the
pressures of life and gets shot by a
frog and go through Shrek's hell dreams
might be the greatest game ever made and
I cannot wait to play more of it
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
I've seen Shrek scary face in my dreams
now