Malinda: I don't think you need an intro to this at all personally.
Jon: Yeah. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
Jon: I just did a poll and I threw Logan Paul in there because I'm like, "Why not?"
Malinda: Sure.
Jon: You know, and I thought legitimately it was going to be last place. 'Cause, like, why would anybody want that?
Malinda: This is Logan Paul's tagline. "Logan Paul: Why not?"
Jon: The Paul brothers.
Jon: Always the Paul brothers. Malinda: Yeah. Jon: Always taking space.
Jon: And so we've decided to give them even a stronger platform. On my channel.
Malinda: Yes.
Jon: I went to Logan Paul's Twitter
Jon: looking for material, and the first tweet
Jon: I see: A rare pic of me and Jake Paul before we got discovered on YouTube.
Jon: And you go to Bertie's page and it is literally...
Jon: ...literally the same tweet.
Jon: The same screen shot completely cropped perfectly.
Malinda: You just sort of...he does anything, and you just kind of sigh.
Jon: He's a controversial figure, for sure. Because of all that stuff he did in Japan.
Jon: Of course.
Jon: Which it's like...when I heard he was making a suicide video.
Jon: It was like, okay, I'll watch it. But then it's like, you know, it's somebody else's suicide...
Malinda: *sharp inhale* Jon: *giggles*
Malinda: God dammit! *giggling* Jon: Oookaay.
Jon: I'm not a bad guy.
Jon: This is all in good fun. Malinda: Yeah, it's all in good fun.
Jon: And just ignore the hate behind our eyes.
Shouts to my girl, Rosa Parks
Ay!
You cook for me, you have my heart.
Call me cayenne cuz I add the spice to yo life.
Logan Paul, Logan Paul, Logan Paul
Every night before I go to sleep,
my brain is like...
Naw you gud let's think
Bruno Mars, biggest G of all time
WTF I wanna be pregnant
And damn I just realized how out here I am
No matter how rich
I become
Or how big my house is
I love breaking stuff
Or how many girls I get
I flipped a limo once
I'm still gonna use UberX
Excited for this eclipse
Oy life why you play me like dis
Why can't I say the alphabet
If I am not singing it
yeah
I'm still gonna use UberX
Logan Paul, Logan Paul
Look I know, it's just a material object and shit, but if my house burns down I'mma be upset
Life is a whirlwind, strap in
Logan Paul, a-Logan Paul
thinkin back
I wish that every hamster in the world could get their own personal fanny pack
Lit ass IG story rn
Logan Paul, Logan Paul
(Logan Pool)
Send more people to the moon please and
Vegans are so nice because they got no beef
I run this shit, like cardio.
OH MY GAWD
People arent gud bro
If Apple made a car, would it have windows
I'm still gonna use UberX
SNOWWWW!!
Life is gewd
Nooooooooooooooooo!
It's not.
I gotta get better at being alone
I'm down to have a kid
for good vlog content
Yeah
And I'm still gonna use UberX
*deep, introspective music*
I've been extremely disconnected for the past 36 hours
Because my phone broke
It's actually scary how reliant we are on technology and software
To guide and fulfill our lives
Conclusion:
Robots 'bout to run this bitch
Ay!
Robots 'bout to run this bitch
Oh!
Robots 'bout to run this bitch
Hey!
I'm still gonna use UberX
Robots 'bout to run this bitch
Ey!
Robots 'bout to ru-un this bitch
Oh!
Why sleep when you could live
I'm still gonna use UberX
Robots 'bout to run UberX!
*ukelele solo*
*laughter*
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