-[ Imitating crying ]
[ Audience "aws" ]
Thank you so much. -Happy Valentine's Day.
-That is so sweet. Thank you so much.
I appreciate that. -No, it's perfect.
I know you couldn't spend it with your one true love,
Justin Timberlake, so -- -Oh, my gosh.
-But you got to spend it with another Justin,
who's also a really good dancer.
-That's true, yeah. You're right.
-And me.
-And you, of course, which is the best.
Come on. Happy Valentine's Day, come on.
I love that you're here. -I'm so happy to be here.
-We have fun every time you're here.
Last time, we were talking about "The Politician,"
and I said how good you are in it.
And it went on to get Golden Globe nods.
Congratulations. No big deal.
No big deal. -NBD.
-NBD. You're just fantastic in it.
Did you like the Golden Globes? Was it fun?
-Yeah, they're really fun.
I mean, no one knows who I am there,
but, I mean, I don't know who anyone is, either.
I keep doing this thing where I think I know Jeff Bezos.
But I don't know Jeff Bezos.
-Wait, what? -At all.
-Wait, what are you talking about?
-Well, I've done it three times now,
and most recently at the Globes after-party,
where I walk up to him, give him --
-To the real Jeff Bezos. -To the real --
At the real Jeff Bezos.
And I hug him.
And I say,
"I'm so sorry I haven't responded to your e-mail.
I promise to get back to you."
He never e-mailed me. He doesn't know who I am.
And I go to my friends, and they're like,
"How do you know Jeff Bezos?"
And I'm like, "Oh, no. That's Jeff Bezos?
[Bleep] I did it again."
-Wait.
-Yeah, I don't know. I just keep doing it.
It's no wonder that Amazon hasn't hired me.
-But why him?
You just feel like there's some connection there,
or do you just think it's funny?
-No. I feel like he looks like someone I know.
I don't know. I don't know why.
I just -- I have a mental block. And I think I know him.
-But when you hug him, do you say, "Hi, Jeff Bezos?"
You go, "Hi." -No, no.
I don't know that it's him at the time.
-Oh, you think it's a different person you might have e-mailed.
-Maybe a friend's dad. Maybe an agent.
Maybe somebody who's not the most powerful,
richest man in the world.
I don't know. It's a mental block.
-Jeff, you have to -- you have to talk to Zoey here.
She's really cool. -I'm sorry.
-She's sorry for hugging you,
but next time, you know, respond to her e-mail.
Okay, yeah. Please. -I'm so sorry.
-And then do you go to the parties afterwards?
Are those fun?
-Yes. They're -- They're fun. They're very fun.
I got to meet Zooey Deschanel, who I'm a big fan of.
Yes, and I sometimes get e-mails that are meant for her
sent to me 'cause our names are so similar.
So, I got to exchange information so I can,
you know, forward those things on to her.
-Zoey D. and Zooey D.
-Yeah, one time I got a --
Actually, I didn't tell her this.
I got a picture texted to me of a foot,
and then like an hour later, it just said,
"Sorry, wrong Zoey D."
So... [ Laughter ]
-That's weird. -I know. I got questions.
-Wow. Do you forward those things to her?
-Now, I'm gonna. -Yeah, of course.
Any other mistakes with her that you get?
-Mista-- Um...
Oh, one time I was walking through security
at the JFK airport,
and a TSA agent was like, "Are you an elf?"
[ Light laughter ]
And I very earnestly responded, "No, sir, I'm not an elf."
And I just kept walking and thought,
"TSA agents are really asking different questions in 2020."
-Are you an elf?
Do you think they meant, "Are you in 'Elf'?"
-They meant am I an elf, which I'm not.
I'm not an elf, and I'm not in "Elf."
-Yeah, Zooey Deschanel was in "Elf,"
but she was not an elf in "Elf."
-You heard it here, folks. Right here.
-I'm confused, as well.
I want to talk about "Buffaloed."
You produce and star in this film.
Where did you hear about the script first?
-I was actually shooting a movie called "Set It Up,"
which is a rom-com on Netflix, not Amazon.
-That's right.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-And I'm usually attracted to parts that are super different
than what I'm playing at that exact moment.
In "Set It Up," the character was super bubbly
and a people pleaser.
And "Buffaloed" she's this really greedy
and insane total opposite character.
And I was on a mission to get the movie made
and cast myself in it.
So that's why I produced it.
-Very smart. You do a great job in it.
Yeah. Tell me what --
The movie studio is doing something very interesting
with this film. -Oh, yeah. Yeah.
They've cleared $1.5 million of medical debt
to everyday Americans, which is really cool.
-So pay out debt. [ Cheers and applause ]
That's pretty cool. -Yeah.
-Can you set up the film and what it's about?
-Yes, it's about a woman who is obsessed with money
and getting out of her blue-collar existence
and finds her calling in an ethically debatable industry,
which is debt collecting.
-Yeah, and you have a great accent in the movie, by the way.
-A Buffalo accent?
Is there anyone from Buffalo here?
No, absolutely not a single soul.
Well, I'll see myself out. -No, we don't allow --
On Fridays, no one from Buffalo is allowed to our show.
It's a rule NBC made years ago. -Oh, my God, I'm an idiot.
-NBC made that rule years ago. Yeah.
-Yes, yes, I forgot the fine print.
-I've been to Buffalo many times.
-You have? -Yeah.
-Have you had some Buffalo wings?
-I actually went to the bar - - Is it the Anchor Bar?
-Anchor Bar and Duff's. -Yes.
I went to -- Yeah. I had a Buffalo wing there.
-And you liked it? -It was like, yeah, ahh!
It was amazing, yeah. Of course. It was the best.
-They're great.
They're Buffalo wings from Buffalo.
Yeah, and there are really interesting words like "jagoff,"
words that don't exist anywhere else.
-What are you doing, you jagoff?
-Yeah, you jagoff.
Who you calling a jagoff, jagoff?
-Hey, what are you looking at, jagoff?
-What are you looking at?
-It's a term of endearment, as well.
-Hey, jagoff. -Aw, thanks, jagoff.
Hey, I got something for you, too.
Here you go, jagoff. -Thanks, jagoff.