[ Door bangs ]
I want that bitch gone!
Okay, that's seven door kicks, Francine.
You're ruining our door and our game!
When I'm pissed off, I kick doors!
That's the woman you married, baby!
And those neighbors need to go!
But you just had us get them back.
That was before I knew Jessica was
a weirdo, water-in-her-eggs, sober nerd.
Ah, she doesn't drink.
She does not drink!
I screwed up, okay?
But now I get it.
And I've been sober all morning!
Whose fault is that, Francine?
The neighbors!
That's whose fault it is!
Hey, she is starting to get it!
Cheers to that!
[ Cheering ]
Cheers to that!
[ Halfhearted cheering ]
And cheers to that.
You may need to get some help, Mrs. S.
Help getting that family out of here!
[ Cheering ]
[ Beeping ]
That satellite is my ticket back to Earth.
Just gotta grab a solar panel and steer it home --
[ Bang ]
Wheeeee!
♪♪
How come we can't think of anything?
We've never had trouble getting neighbors out before.
Let's face it, guys.
We've got schemer's block.
I know what we need!
It's cocaine. Yeah, definitely cocaine.
Cocaine!
[ Teeth chattering ]
I say we get rockets and a buttload of duct tape
and blast the neighbor's house off our street!
Love that! Oh-ho, that's good!
Steve, tell me you got that down!
I'm having trouble keeping up, Dad.
A-Are you sure I shouldn't have just a little taste?
Just give him a gummer, Stan.
You crazy?!
Kid's got huge gums, there won't be enough for us!
What if I wear the neighbor's house like a big hat
with all the family stuffed inside
and just walk 'em out of our neighborhood for good?
Yessss, Tuttle, yesss!
These ideas are fire!
Steve, are you getting down all the fire?
I'm doing my best!
Now snap a pic -- God!
The camera on this phone is so [bleep] good!
I can see, like, chalk particles!
Hurry, Stan! We need to print that pic
and execute the plan now, while our highs are peaking.
Oh! Jessica has a printer.
And I'm still connected to her Wi-Fi!
Bam! Just texted you the plans.
When we get over there, Francine will find the printer
on the sly and print one for everyone.
We can all sign one, and I'll get it framed!
Oh, I love the frame shop.
People love me at the frame shop.
What am I doing with my life?
I should work at the frame shop!
[ Fingers drumming ]
Okay, okay! He's got the job!
[ Cheering ]
I gotta get a picture.
[ Beep ] [ Gasps ] Oh, no!
I just sent our plans to the neighbor's printer!
Back to Cherry Streeeeet!
With this piece of satellite,
I'll be able to steer any passing meteor down to Earth.
Now to wait for a meteor...
Hmm, let's see...
Maybe some attention-grabbin' ass wagglin'.
[ Whooshing ]
Wow, these meteors are thirs--
[ Bang ] ...teeeeeee!
Huell Howser: So, you're the one responsible
for baking all these pies.
No, these are rotisserie chickens.
Wooooowww! That's amazing!
Even the boysenberry?!
That's a cash register. Wooooow!
[ Whirring ] Is somebody printing something?
[ Door bangs ] Where's your printer?!
Where's your printer, where's your printer?!
Ahhhhhhh!
Everyone! Get ready to execute!
Aah! [ Glass shatters ]
We need to get out of here, now!
A little more west, aaand...
that should put me down in our pool.
Tuttle: Found the printer!
[ Glass shatters ]
Are they gonna hurt us, Mom?
No, Donald. They must be on drugs.
They need our help.
[ Thumping ] Francine: Jess-i-caaa!
Half 'n half makes fluffier scrambled e-ee-eggs!
Francine, please!
This isn't the real you!
You've had too much caffeine! Or sugar, maybe!
Oh, God, I hope it's not both!
But we're not gonna abandon you in your time of need!
As long as our house is next to yours,
we're gonna be with you every step of the way!
Roger: Missed the pool.
[ Explosion ]
I did the math!
Howdy, neighbors!
[ Screaming ] We're not your neighbors anymore!
Jake: What she said!
Aw, please tell me you saved me a gummer.