ah hey guys and have you Valentine's Day
it is the night before Valentine's Day
this week I have a mid-term so we're
throwing together the lowest form of
content possible which is a boyfriend
tag did you guys ask for this no are we
making it so today we're doing the
boyfriend tag today we're here with my
gay best friend David not gay if the
balls don't touch your balls have a
large swinging radio I know is that it's
all just questions about me shouldn't it
be questions about you too tell me more
about myself maybe should we just flip
it around at all answer questions about
you oh we could do both yeah we just do
both and I shouldn't be looking i can't
prepare my answer it starts off easy
though just like you take over when /
where did we meet we met on bumble
Davis's profile says I'm not looking for
anything serious just a wife or
something I thought you're joking what
you worried dislikes my buildings no-dog
policy any beds smaller than a queen
fragile windows half cents what's a half
said it's not a full send but getting so
high that you're convinced - life is a
simulation likes reading working out
writing dancing sleeping adventuring
he's one of those [ __ ] who has an
adventuring like sleeping I've never
been like excited to sleep
oh I'm like always excited to sleep so
my first message was this likes my full
and not queen sized bed like guys named
David wow you could definitely add
smooth openers to your list of skills
heard in that voice I would not have
messaged you back
hahaha I feel that you have no idea how
excited I am to be reunited with my
queen in a few days what's keeping you
from your bed right now what the [ __ ]
was I saying no are you travelling is
less moving our conversation was so
boring so as you can see it went quickly
from that to novels because then you
started talking about interior design
and going on open house tours with your
parents
and I whistle she told me she was really
creeped out for the first couple weeks
before she told me she had a youtube
channel cuz based off our interactions
in messaging and our first date she
thought that I had researched her saw
her videos and just knew the way to her
heart and was just a little slide in my
way in there you saw my sewing machine
and you were like whoa have you ever
thought about drifting clothes and
altering bones oh yeah oh where was our
first date I walked over to her place
people with deep
they gotta be Jews Oh be hugged and then
we got in her car and started driving
that was my plan to kidnap you
successful yeah just kidnap him and kept
him captive for the past four months
mm-hmm he just isn't hiding in the
closet when he's not out making videos
for me I've gained so much weight it's
like you're fattening me up too I ate
you I would be full for like four years
if you like something I would like some
carbs oh yeah you could make me last
then we got some shaved snow which was
not another name for cocaine it was
coconut flavored it was coke just like
here are you doing that laughs got more
we found out we were both
lactose-intolerant we sat outside and we
both spill our food like all the time so
it was just us going at it with two
tiniest spoons spilling ice cream all
over the sidewalk taking way too long
because neither of us wanted to you too
quickly in for the other person yeah we
sat outside until they closed and then
we walk around a [ __ ] like parking
structure now that I think about it that
is where you would have murdered me
which brings us to our next question
when slash where was our first case
David first leaned in to kiss me at the
bottom floor of a parking structure and
I was not having it so I served that
[ __ ] then we went into this pretty
elevator of the parking structure
e-readers like slightly more scenic
mm-hmm not not a wrong column level but
like I'll take it level like this start
to a low-budget porno level oh no the
elevators broke
how are we ever gonna pass the time I
was actually surprised too because I
think I went into our first kiss like
pretty aggressive because I was like
ready to make out with you but you're
like a very tender kisser
well do you and you do me after that
extremely romantic first kiss we went to
the beach at night which I'd never done
before just on the beach and talked for
hours and then we went back to my place
we I guess we wanted to have sex but
then we talked about how we actually
kind of liked each other so we didn't
want to have sex right away which is
this is a modern rom-com folks that's
it's romantic as against which I I don't
know I thought that was sweet so let me
talk about that for a while then we
ended up having sex anyways but we were
like we're definitely gonna go out again
when you say it like that who said I
love you first I fell asleep because I
was gonna wake up at like 3 a.m. to
finish editing my video on Halloween the
[ __ ] of holidays stumbles over here
after a Halloween party
lovely behold here comes David [ __ ]
storming up to my apartment he like
yells at me outside my apartment I was
just unable to contain myself and told
her that I loved her mug but it was so
very sweet you were so sweet when you
were drunk was really tempted in the
morning to pretend like it never
happened I was blacked out and just
messed up their head but I said it again
in the morning
and everything's good what's why we were
just having a few but I'd say the
weirdest is eating like a chipmunk who's
trying to save nuts for the winter she
eats like this and to make sure that no
one's watching and then takes another
bite and then looks around while she's
chewing to make sure that no one is
watching her too much takes another
place your weirdest habit is that you
like to watch me eat and he's not eating
anything he just wants to watch me
that's not my weirdest habit is weirdest
habit is that he has the urge after we
have sex and the condom is full and used
to tie it up and Toback me with it which
happened very early on in the
relationship and it's not
since but I know he wants to do it every
single time okay who is the organized
what is the relationships what was your
first impression when you found out
about my job as a cam girl I didn't tell
David for like three weeks and I told
him because we were waiting in line and
goodwill and he was roasting people who
do social media for a living and then I
was like [ __ ] I did why tell him before
I dig him really deeply yeah I guess my
first impression was that it's really
cool second impression was how much
freaking time goes into it I thought
that YouTube was literally like you film
a thing and then you put the thing
online I didn't realize I was I didn't
realize the filming was like 1/10 of the
hours that go into a video it was also
nice to meet you didn't make that big of
a deal out of it either because if I
went ahead like 300k or something and I
thought it was like some big [ __ ] and
then David has watch like Fortnight
youtubers who has like 7 million 20
million yeah so he was like oh you have
a nice little channel I was like oh
thanks who is the dominant one in the
relationship I think I have a dominant
one really yeah really
yeah only choke consensually kids what
weird talent do I have be able to stuff
your penis inside your ball sack I guess
I can make the top part of my thumb and
I need agree angle with the rest of my
thumb there we go okay now you got to
show the balls I think to the camera in
the hole when is my birthday May 4th
1998 your birthday is April 14 1996 I
got a couple questions that were like
what's it like having an age gap
relationship like there's two years
graduating like three months apart from
each other so like zero years where was
I born
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Ellicott City Maryland as when Columbia
Maryland
it's the neighboring town you grew up in
Ellicott City Maryland yes very
important information that I will ask
you about all the time where you were
one inside Diego right yes when / where
did you meet my parents I haven't met
your parents yet but I have been his
here in San Diego living - yeah we move
so fast what color are my eyes very
pretty light brown if you said a regular
light brown you would be wrong
just objectively they are a fairy for
you right now Mary yes and your eyes
alright [ __ ] nice blue no okay okay
no you know your eyes are beautiful it's
if you're anything the next question is
hey have you done anal
yes but never again I'm sitting in front
of the TV what's on the screen are we
stand-up comedy and not but not a TV a
computer screen playing Netflix which
stand-up comedians are indeed John
Mulaney okay no you're just we talk
about them all the time yeah Bo Burnham
there we go yeah yes Joe Rogan has
recently released a special you would
definitely be watching it uh-huh
otherwise football trio a chili watch
and the Scientology Channel what am I
good at oh geez how long is this video
Oh making and editing YouTube videos
taking and editing photos school being
able to listen to things on like three
times fast forward speed like how
totally new question what am I good at
oh my god babe how did you come up with
that that's like such a good question
everything that involves people being
really perceptive you're genuinely
[ __ ] wholesome that's really hard to
say for a lot of people what am i bad at
hmm you're bad truly relaxing which of
my hobbies do you find the least
interesting I feel you don't have many
hobbies you just have a bunch of jobs
it's more like what job do I find the
least interesting we rely on a Friday
night somewhere fun with me or in this
room which is also somewhere fun
what did you learn from me I guess I
learned what human potential is when you
don't waste any of your time it's much
easier for me to spend time socializing
on the internet on Netflix and I feel
like a lot of people can just binge away
on Netflix and not really think anything
of it but when I met you I'm like okay
so I guess this is what can get done
when you utilize all waking hours of the
day I learned from you that there are
different values in life than what
people in the entertainment industry
slash LA think of all the time like
money how many subscribers and how many
views do you have and like which brands
have you worked with and who do you know
it doesn't matter at the end of the day
if you're not a good person and you're
not making people happy because that's
awfully yeah wholesome bean how do I
spend my vacations of what vacations Oh
have I ever practiced an instrument
which one saxophone
mm-hmm but for how much you're a freak
she is I would have guessed flute yes
flautists are freaky huh who is more
jealous oh that's a hard one probably me
you say it more but I think deep down in
more jealous and we're not like actively
jealous sounds like we just kind of both
get uncomfortable when we talk about
dating or having sex with other people
in our past your biggest pet peeve about
each other using plastic straws actually
has a big thing of like a hundred
plastic straws I'm never gonna work it
down in this town baby would be that
you're [ __ ] loud chewing my other pet
peeve is actually is way too cautious of
the driver like she's one of those like
people that is like cautious enough to
the point where it's dangerous for other
drivers that's not true I am right in
the middle ground you murdered the ideal
drive emerge at 45 miles per hour and
the speed limit is there's not enough
merging space in LA this is a quiz cuz
I've told you this before times it's
shine in that car yeah the tables have
tables David is now asking me a question
whoa-ho
I am at the zoo where do I spend all my
day you're a nerd if you've never seen a
ring attends at a zoo or at least a good
zoo that is the most San Diego sentence
I've ever heard they love people and I
love them
if I'm ordering a pizza what toppings
does it have non pizza with left beef
sausage how's your pizza when did you
ever tell me I didn't but you should
know you should just know what I like
and then be able to piece that together
to form people I mean if I can't guess
your favorite so why are we even
together you're right we should break up
happy Valentine's Day who usually wins
our arguments I would say that we both
win things aren't really arguments but
our more fights
I feel like generally I'm the one to
apologize because I'm the one who gets
more upset you do get kind of a little
mean during arguments but not as mean as
what I'm used to if you're watching this
little thing your support like it's so
obvious like what I'll see you gonna
flare out a thumbs up you sign what was
my first job ice cream story what did
they do to haze me of ice cream store
they made you drink orange flavoring
that was alcoholic what was Hydra think
more specifically psychology more
specifically so go by oh there yeah what
sport did I play baseball yeah how old
was I for my first kiss 16 17 no I was
16
haha I know more about you than you do
okay those are all the questions that
were going to answer thank you David for
doing this with me and for tolerating me
in a relationship go follow David on
tik-tok he's really trying to build his
tik-tok career and it's getting kind of
embarrassing at this point because you
guys haven't been following him one
tik-tok he has like ten followers how am
I supposed to date somebody who's not
also famous I just don't know
on that note have you ever dated a case