beautiful building right look mister you are very convincing and i am very flattered but i'm not
looking i'm not a drag queen but you definitely have been rethinking this eye shadow look at the
palladian windows the rusticated stonework the marble cornices she's an architecture nerd a hot
architecture nerd that's the dream i love how old parts of the city are makes me feel connected to
history old is always better i can't wait to be old me too you can wear elastic everything your
lipstick doesn't have to stay inside the lines you can shoplift and pretend you're just confused
you can nap anywhere even while driving it's gonna be great
can't wait to be all run down and weathered and wrinkly will you sign this petition save
the arcadian we are gonna stop the bastards at goliath national bank from demolishing it
will you support us ed i need your help just to warn you what i'm about to show you is not 100
legal wasn't expecting bunnies i stole them ted my animal rights group liberated these
guys from an evil cosmetics company and i figured hey ted's a vet he can check
them out and make sure they're okay nah i've been arrested lots of times
chinese democracy wow you're a little bit crazy well i'm usually crazy for a good
cause i can't just sit by while voiceless people or animals or even buildings get screwed over
i'm certainly not going to just sit by while gmb turns the arcadian into a soulless metal box
hey guys i appreciate the great turnout but just so we're all on
the same page this is not a rally to legalize marijuana oh bummer
i want to get involved with save the arcadian great i'll grab you a picket sign
do you want g b puts the douche in fiduciary or it's always 420 somewhere dude you forgot
your signs well hope you don't mind we made some changes to the billboard
well that explains a few voicemails yeah it was about the girl what what are you doing uh this
wouldn't work zoe the arcadian was a really great building once but it's falling apart and it's
full of snakes i don't recall saying snakes ed mosby we don't like you what do you have
to say for yourself tearing down a beautiful old building is to put up a stupid bank headquarters
boo freaking who boo freaking who that's it any questions yes how do you sleep at night it was
recently made clear to me that i don't know the first thing about architecture so here i am some
examples of greek revival architecture oh oh is the arcadian greek revival no
well well well you have got to be kidding me so what are we protesting tonight rising cost of
jet fuel the government's oppressive top hat and monocle tax and what are you doing here
oh right beautiful old building you're here to knock it down man i wish me and my dad
we're as close as you guys are oh you want to make this personal okay destroy ted mosby
now it's personal now if i wanted to make it personal i'd call you a bored little
trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on fifth avenue are closed are we
allowed in here what do you want from me i want my cross for a day back okay go live
your perfect little life and leave me the hell alone my life isn't perfect oh please what's
your biggest problem having to sail back to the marina cause the captain's all out of white zin
no great now you're crying i got married when i was 22 to a man who calls himself the captain
he seems like a good guy he he wears his red pants i hate folks ted i do i hate him i can't be on
them i can't be near them i can't even think about them without getting seasick wieners and gonads
ted that was really easy what
they're a bunch of wieners and gonads
this should be useful tricks me well it's the bug room ted your ass just got bugged
oh the offer still stands we simply must have you out on the boat sometime
can i help you yeah yeah
my name is lily eldrin i'm a friend of ted mosby so you better you're lily aldrin
the painter well yeah you're amazing i bought a bunch of your paintings online that was you
marshall truth or dare okay awesome well lily doesn't let me do truth
so dare okay i dare you to send a picture of your junk to a complete stranger
best idea ever okay everybody shout out random numbers um four
eight fifteen sixteen twenty three forty two robin you should dance
hey you guys should come to my house for thanksgiving my husband always spends it
with his daughter so i'm gonna be alone anyway can we bring ted it's thanksgiving what the hell
happy thanksgiving ted zoe
best friend alert dude the blitz isn't something that can be bought or sold yeah it's not like
ted's integrity oh what was that i was distracted by the four carat diamond your 53 year old husband
bought you facials i'm coming with you no i based alone oh i'm sure you're a master based or ted
wordplay loving it but relax i've got a ton of sides to heat up since my plans fell through
who canceled your coven coming group of witches boom yeah they were worn out
for putting that spell on your hair oh serve returned oh my god did you do that on purpose
no it was an accident oh yeah well like this is oh great great what's your yeah well you started it
and if zoe is a cartoon character she's cinderella's evil stepmother
get out all of you out but it's thanksgiving and i'm a part of it
what are you doing here barney let us in barney was here i was walking around half naked oh man
wait which half i'm sorry your stepdaughter didn't want to spend thanksgiving with you
how do you know that i just do must be tough it was the first thanksgiving hannah agreed to
spend with me and then at the last minute she changed her mind she hates my guts
oh that's the captain yes i call my husband the captain but that is the only concession i
make to his seafaring ways hang on ahoy i'm just out with friends uh zoey um did you just say you
were out with friends yeah the captain's on his way home from milan he can get a little jealous
sometimes so i didn't want to make him worry is that okay it's totally okay i wasn't really sick
you're worried i'm sorry i was just feeling guilty that i lied to the captain and i don't know i just
thought it would be good if you two spent some time together i get it and you were right he's
a nice guy i mean he could be a little scary yeah he gets a little murdery when he's nervous yeah
oh oops oh looks like someone's gone out in the cold to get more ketchup oh come on man i brought
the wine which is all gone oops all right i tell you what you get this one bottle i'll
get the next three tell you what no dice i'll get the next hundred you're not getting out of
this you want to go on a date with my hot cousin i'll get the ketchup don't worry ted she's cute
cumin's fat um she's not fat not fat means ugly
oh here she is hi zoe that cousin i hear is honey yowza let me say your family tree's got
a couple of pretty big coconuts thanks yeah we had a great time last night and then just hand
stuff in the morning so wait she didn't go home with ted nope he let me have her
hey i was in the neighborhood and i thought i'd take you up on that beer you're about to offer me
can i get you a beer oh ted i'm so busy but i guess i got time for one lead away
one friend will catch up how i ask you
what's this really about i told you lily hates you i think you hate me i think you have some big
problem with me and you're too chicken to come out and say it i hate you great see was that so hard
well what kind of name is zoe huh what what is that short for joseph she is
marshall i gotta go
and complicate it look um i know you're going through a lot right now getting divorced being
single figuring out who you are on your own someone knows how to set a move i just mean
i'm okay taking this slow i want to do this right hi uh is that an overnight bag
hi hi listen that was a dumb move for me to just assume no no i overreacted i mean i invited you
over to fake cookies we both knew what that meant we totally did so valentine's day is tomorrow yeah
you know there's this new italian restaurant on 79th that's supposed to be amazing i would
be happier having just a simple home-cooked meal as long as it's with you tomorrow night my place
no trace of my little freak out except really an overnight bag for your own living room
looks like we got a matching set well that was kind of presumptuous
did i steal you well yeah so i'm the bad guy great well the story isn't over ten it'll be
years before we know who's the good guy and who's the bad guy i mean yes divorce sucks but sometimes
things need to fall apart to make way for better things no you hang up no you hang up no
you hang up no you hang up no you hang up no you hang up no you hang up no you hold on
hello for the love of god will one of you idiots hang up the phone oh hang on hang on hang on hey
sweetie are we still in for dinner at 8 at bell and theses that's great i can't wait
why would you do that i i thought you'd like it who likes that i like it
ted hey what are you doing here this is really important to marshall so i came to show my support
this you can be supportive of how's that supposed to mean i have the chance to
build a skyscraper in the best city on earth and who's the one leading the charge to kill
that dream my girlfriend hey meet the new lawyer i hired to help save the arcadian
so oprah's retiring oof what's that world going to be like yeah having a former gmb employee on
our side is huge for us tnb is going down so they found water on mars what hey by bringing
up the one topic we agreed was completely off limit you and the arcadian are ruining my life
i thought we weren't talking we're talking about this look i can handle you trying to prevent
me from fulfilling a lifelong dream that's just being in a relationship but now you turn my best
friend against me if you can last until sunrise in your precious arcadian i'll join your side
you're on this place is fantastic they even left a chocolate on the pillow that's not a chocolate
oh we're here for the night might as well have some fun
care to join me dust just flew out of that comforter in the shape of a skull
oh something just passed through me can you get stds from the ghost of a prostitute
my family used to live here why why have you never told me that
i never tell anyone that it makes it sound like it'd be impossible for me to be objective but
the truth is i i loved growing up here aka me if the arcadian should be a landmark and i say yes
that no that wasn't the arcadian being destroyed that was gnb's hopes of destroying the arcade
i'm sorry i should have been more clear yeah the arcadian's gonna be all like
nice hey i met you great
right and i mistook you for a prostitute right here as you know i still could be one
and you my good man have run up quite a tab big day tomorrow we need to get some sleep
and yes no we should get some sleep but this was fun yeah it's nice getting one last look
to remember what we're trying to save exactly zoe zoe all right what do you have to say for yourself
i don't know sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things
i'm still unemployed so i had to get a couple roommates saving money making new friends no
downside they're all 22 and sell drugs which means they're not taking them so that's a win
well i can tell you're really busy so i should uh i'll let you go
hey you want to get coffee sometime zoey pops up on the news every now and then supporting some
cause or another it doesn't always go well for her the hawk is a majestic creature she means you know
phil it's nice good evening i'm going to quickly talk about
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oh come on who really wants to sit here and listen to me yap about how much a mother for an hour
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