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- What the heck? "Pottermore."
- "Pottermore, from JK Rowling."
- "Join your Hogwarts house."
Am I applying to Hogwarts right now?
- Hogwarts-- Harry Potter, right?
Fun fact: Will does not know anything about Harry Potter.
- (FBE) Pottermore is a website created by Harry Potter author JK Rowling.
It lets you read extra content about the series,
and, more importantly, lets you get sorted into the school's houses.
Today, you will find out what Hogwarts house you belong in.
- I feel like I'm probably gonna get Slytherin,
according to my personality.
- I've taken the quiz a couple times, just to make sure,
and I've always gotten Slytherin.
- I have my Hufflepuff hat.
I have my shirts and pins.
Oh my god, what if I don't get Hufflepuff though?
That means that everything that I've come to know is a lie.
- I'm proud to be a Hufflepuff.
I'm slightly nervous, but mostly just excited.
We'll see what happens. I mean, maybe things have changed.
- Beep.
"Dusk or dawn?"
I hate the heat, so I'm gonna have to go with dusk.
- I'm gonna choose dusk because it's more peaceful for me.
- Dusk, I guess, just because I don't like to wake up early,
and I like nightime.
- "What would you exchange for your heart's desire?"
"Anything that which I could afford to lose," no.
"Blood, sweat, and tears."
What is it worth? Blood, sweat, and tears.
I feel like I would want to work for it.
- "If you were attending Hogwarts,
which pet would you choose to take with you?"
- "Tabby cat, Siamese cat..."
I would probably pick a black cat, just because my favorite color is black.
- There's a lot of choices.
Let's see, we've got the tabby cat,
the three toed tree toad-- that's a tongue twister--
the dragon toad-- that sound pretty lit.
We're going with him.
- Toads-- no, I don't like toads.
I think I'm gonna go with an owl on this one.
Having an owl is very resourceful.
I think I'm gonna with a brown owl.
- "A tawny owl." Oh, owls would be cool.
"A three toed tree toad."
Okay, no, I think I'd have to choose
probably the snowy owl, just because, like, Hedwig was so cute.
- "Given the choice, would you rather invent a potion
that would guarantee you love, glory, wisdom, or power?"
Well, definitely not love because you can't force love.
Glory, who doesn't want to be glorified, you know?
That sounds sweet.
- Wisdom? I feel like if you know everything,
you're not allowed to experience things as you would want them to,
so you would know too much.
Glory, you would never get rid of people..
It's like sometimes you'd want to just be by yourself.
I'm gonna have to go with power because you can never have too much power.
- "Which of the following do you find most difficult to deal with?"
Ah-- hunger, cold, loneliness, boredom, or being ignored.
(sighs) I think loneliness, just because that makes you the most sad.
- I hate being ignored.
I get really antsy and it bothers me.
- Being ignored.
Sometimes I like to be in the middle of the party,
and sometimes I don't like to be in the party at all,
so let's not go with that.
Hunger. Hunger, yes, because I like to stay full.
Who likes to be hungry, you know?
- "I often think: why did I do that, why can't I do that,
I wish I had done that."
"I wish I had done that." I do often think that.
- "Which of the following would you most like to study?"
We got centaurs, goblins, merpeople-- what the-- uh, ghosts.
Harry Potter's dad died, right?
We'll study the ghosts.
We'll get in contact with him, and it's like he never died.
Boom, I just hooked my homie Harry up.
- "What are you most looking forward to learning at Hogwarts?"
Okay, my options are apparition and disapparition, transfiguration.
- Transfiguration, turning one object into another object.
These words are the weirdest thing ever.
- "Secrets about the castles." Well, yeah, obviously.
And "every area of magic I can."
Yeah, I want to be a well-rounded witch.
Let's do this.
- "Every area of magic I can."
That's everything.
So, basically, that's all of the above. Of course.
- "Forest or river."
I like the smell of pine and stuff, so I'm gonna click forest.
- Probably forest.
I like the forest more than water.
- "How would you like to be known to history?"
"The Wise, The Good, The Great, or The Bold."
(sighing) I kind of like the wise one just because, like,
that means I have some knowledge that I left people behind with,
so, I mean, that's a good legacy, The Wise.
- The Wise is alright, but it kind of sounds boring.
It's like, oh yeah, you're the wise one.
I feel like I want to be the bold one.
- "I most value: freedom, individuality, service, ambition."
This one's tough. Ambition.
I like, you know, going for it.
- "Heads or tails?" The age-old question.
Um, heads. No reason.
- What if this is, like, the determining question
that determines everything,
and I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.
I always choose tails when it's a flip of the coin,
so, I mean, tails.
- "Black or white?" Black, it's my favorite color.
- I think we're gonna go with white.
The flag in the back looks cool. Look at that.
- Gryffindor, hey! It's official.
(lion roaring)
- Yes!
I did not think I would get that.
- And Gryffindor, boy!
I'm a boss. I'm chilling with Harry Potter.
He's the homie.
- Gryffindor, shit, that's not what I was expecting.
I've always taken it and it's been Hufflepuff,
but then now, the one time I take it, and it's Gryffindor?
Even though this says Gryffindor, I think I'm still
always gonna be a Hufflepuff.
- Oh!
(snake hissing)
That's exactly what I thought.
See, I know myself.
"Cunning, ambitious, resourceful, shrewd, and determined."
I feel like this thing is very accurate.
- Yay! Slytherin.
Slytherins are cunning and they're resourceful,
and I feel like that fits me best out of all of them.
- Ravenclaw. (raven caws)
Okay, interesting.
Yeah, I'm an individual, sharp and witty.
It depends. I'm pretty clueless sometimes, so I don't know.
Maybe there's a lot about me that I don't know yet.
Hufflepuff! (badger growls)
I feel like my whole life has just been reconfirmed.
I don't have to have an identity crisis!
I don't really have a problem with being in the house
that gets picked on because I know that I'm great,
and I know that this house is great,
and what we represent is great.
But I do think that there's still a long way for us to come
before we're seen as equal to the other houses.
Puffin' proud!
- Thanks for watching us take the Hogwarts sorting quiz.
Wait and see tomorrow which Ilvermorny house we belong to.
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- Which Hogwart house are you in?
Let us know in the comments.
- Peace out, Hufflepuffs.
- Hey, guys, I'm Megan, a producer for the React channel.
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